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(Daily Mail)   Study: Men with small testicles are better parents. OW MY BALLS   ( divider line
    More: Interesting, Diana Nyad, Dr James Rilling, Khan, eggs, Balenciaga, Judge Judy, Emory University, child cares  
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2013-09-10 01:40:28 AM  
5 votes:
Is that because small balls fit better in purses?
2013-09-10 01:39:27 AM  
4 votes:
And all this time I thought it was the alcohol that made me a bad parent.
2013-09-10 02:52:21 AM  
2 votes:

Oldiron_79: My dick and balls are definitely above average size, but so is the rest of me, so they arent disporportionately big.

2013-09-10 05:27:01 AM  
1 vote:

filter: how does one even define 'manly' in the year 2013?


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2013-09-10 03:48:34 AM  
1 vote:
A 'manly' man tends to be a crappy father, husband and nurturer. He tends to anger quickly and fight almost at the drop of a pin. Usually, he cheats on his spouse and finds nothing wrong with it, though if she cheats on him, he can fly ...

You sound beta.
2013-09-10 02:33:52 AM  
1 vote:

o'really: soooo, if i want babies, i should measure the guys balls on the first date?

what is a good measurement technique? string? roll em around with my fingers to compare by memory?

if i don't want babies, should i seek out the big balled guys?

daily fail, you confuse me so.

This article really just says guys who play small ball may be more interested in nurturing their kids. It's implied that guys with bigger balls are better at conceiving because they produce more sperm. Having said that, the only real way to measure them is by rolling them around in the mouth.
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