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(Huffington Post)   "It's not about living forever, or even living longer. It's about making the most of living, period"   ( divider line
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1841 clicks; posted to Main » on 09 Sep 2013 at 6:01 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-09-09 06:14:09 PM  
I'll start tomorrow.  So, for today:  You suck.  *PEW PEW*
2013-09-09 06:16:58 PM  
That's why God gave us scotch.
2013-09-09 06:18:00 PM  
You can literally be anything you want.

No, you can't.
2013-09-09 06:19:52 PM  
Well, if I lived forever, then that would almost by definition be the most of living.
2013-09-09 06:32:37 PM  
Area Man happier after divorce- won't shut up about it, neighbors say.
2013-09-09 06:38:23 PM  
now I want pizza.
2013-09-09 06:38:32 PM  
2013-09-09 06:40:42 PM  
Life extension nutters.  I'd rather take my chances in space, with my 3-d printer.
2013-09-09 06:53:05 PM  

itsdan: You can literally be anything you want.

No, you can't.

Well, literally, sure. In the real world, no. But feel free to write your life's story anyway you want.
2013-09-09 06:55:44 PM  

itsdan: You can literally be anything you want.

No, you can't.

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2013-09-09 06:59:19 PM  
I'm here for a good time, not a long time.
2013-09-09 06:59:38 PM  
I try to make the most out of my wife's period.

The results are usually a broken arm and a lot of crying

/call the police
2013-09-09 07:06:17 PM  
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2013-09-09 07:10:53 PM  
Well hell.
I've been persuaded by a post on the internet. It backs up the sneaking suspicion I got from the coffee mug and the t-shirt.
2013-09-09 07:14:09 PM  
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2013-09-09 08:50:28 PM  
2013-09-09 08:59:29 PM  
Well, THAT was a dozen paragraphs of bullshiat AWing.
2013-09-09 10:09:22 PM  

itsdan: You can literally be anything you want.

No, you can't.

Challenge accep-

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2013-09-09 10:53:57 PM  
So to put this article in a nutshell.

This dude was a fat ass loser, bogged down with a ton of debt and a wife and kids at home to provide for. He had no time to do anything for himself. Then one day his wife left his sorry ass, took the kids and left him bankrupt and penniless. Now he has no money and all the time in the world so he finally started following his dreams of not being a fat ass loser. And because he did it, so can anyone else. All those excuses you use about not having the time to get in shape and follow your dreams are just excuses.
2013-09-09 11:10:24 PM  
Well, hell, there really are people this sad? I always thought people were joking. I've lost everything, a business I had for 10 years, house, cars, had my name smeared, drunk more nights than not and had been at rock bottom for a few years, but I've never been as bad in the head as this guy was describing.

/fitness was the key for me to turn around
2013-09-10 02:18:00 AM  
I like what the guy said.  :/
2013-09-10 02:34:27 AM  
TFAI adore the taste of my morning banana.

O.o   That's some serious gymnastic feat, man.
2013-09-10 10:17:22 AM  
Manic-depressive disorder, manic phase detected.
2013-09-10 11:34:05 AM  

Duck_of_Doom: I like what the guy said.  :/

What he said was all fine and good, it's just a rhetoric that has had it's play.  He was also a little over the top with it ("I adore the taste of my morning banana. ").
2013-09-10 04:31:12 PM  
so the key to defeating pessimistic tendencies is to actually  enjoy living. hmmm i dunno... *chin scratching* ...sounds kinda dangerous.
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