SlothB77: this guy sounds like he is:A) FatandB) Doesn't really have much important going on in his lifeand hasC) Anger issuesget over it, dude. it was a horrible burrito. mix it up with a fork and enjoy.
cannotsuggestaname: first world problems
vygramul: If you want someone capable of making a burrito, pay more than minimum wage.
LoneWolf343: If you pay someone $7.25 an hour, expect a $7.25/hr job.
Fart_Machine: Did anyone bother to get to the end of the rant where the guy says he was trying to be funny and this is in no way to be taken seriously?
TuteTibiImperes: SlothB77: this guy sounds like he is:A) FatandB) Doesn't really have much important going on in his lifeand hasC) Anger issuesget over it, dude. it was a horrible burrito. mix it up with a fork and enjoy.FTFA:Did you like this post?I made something else I think you'll like more.This has been a commercial.Also, it is meant to be a work of humor. If you take from this that a human being really got as angry about a burrito as the post suggests, please never introduce me to the human beings you know.
69gnarkill69: I prefer my burrito to be served open faced by a guy named Concepcion who does not speak English very well.[sustainabledad.com image 850x566]
meat0918: cannotsuggestaname: first world problemsYup.We could be bombing Syria tomorrow, and the worst thing in the universe is this guy's burrito builder. It's like he didn't think for two seconds that while his burrito was made incorrectly, he could stop, unroll it, and smear the ingredients into the correct layout, either with a utensil or his goddamn finger.
Krieghund: The blogger's mistake is thinking the guy that made his burrito cares.
p51d007: Not only that, 99% of fast food joints know that the bulk of their employees can't READ, so they have PICTURES of what the damn food is suppose to look like, and how it is assembled. The problem comes from the fact most fast food workers can't get a job doing anything else because they are just too damn stupid to do anything other than smoke weed, ride a skateboard and wear their pants 1/2 way down their body. I've just about sworn off fast food. If I want a GOOD Mexican dinner, I go to a Mexican place that has "real Mexicans" that run it. Got a few in my neck of the woods. Their workers (as with the Chinese restaurants that employee real Chinese people) WORK THEIR BUTTS OFF! Never been to one where they were not NICE, fast on service and always SMILING. Try to find that with your typical low life, bum fast food worker.
Phony_Soldier: SlothB77: this guy sounds like he is:A) FatandB) Doesn't really have much important going on in his lifeand hasC) Anger issuesget over it, dude. it was a horrible burrito. mix it up with a fork and enjoy.Maybe he was just trying to be funny, and really isn't that angry about his burrito.
drjekel_mrhyde: I'm sorry but that burrito has a bunch of bullshiat that is just filler.Shell, meat, onion, cheese and cilantro and that's it. You pour your own farking salsa(I like green) on and in it./If you're in Chicago try this place http://www.pasadita.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id= 5 &Itemid=2
jayfurr: As angry pointless online rants go, this one is pretty good.
Ishidan: LoneWolf343: If you pay someone $7.25 an hour, expect a $7.25/hr job.Minus taxes, commute costs, and other assorted bullshiat...more like five an hour, no benefits.
billybobtoo: Been to highly praised Mexican joint in NYC
xalres: Actually, I'd be impressed if someone were able to make a burrito layered like that without the ingredients being swirled together in the process. It made me think of an interesting idea, make a vertically layered burrito but with different burritos. So you could get, say, an asada/chile verde/pastor burrito. They'd need to find a way to separate them, some kind of edible semi-permeable membrane to keep the flavor sections separated. Someone with more time and less of a procrastinative* streak needs to make this happen.*is that a word
Dr Dreidel: vygramul: If you want someone capable of making a burrito, pay more than minimum wage.If you want to earn more than minimum wage, learn a skill more complicated than "burrito rolling".// doonitrite?
zenferret: I'm feelin' his pain.[i39.tinypic.com image 850x637]
vpb: vygramul:Like some uncivilized barbarian? (As opposed to the civilized barbarians.) His ancestors did not crawl from the primordial ooze, evolve into symmetrical land-dwelling bipeds capable of agrarian society and the domestication of cattle so that he would be served a goddamn Neapolitan Burrito!I'll bet you could charge extra if you called it a Neapolitan burrito!
violentsalvation: Every Taco Bell 7-layer burrito I've ever had has been assembled just like that.
cameroncrazy1984: Now I just kind of want to go to Moe's.
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