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(CBC)   Canada slips one farking god-damned place to farking SIXTH on some piece of shiat stupid farking ass-picking son of a biatch "global happiness" survey, eh?   ( cbc.ca) divider line
    More: Sad, Latin America and the Caribbean, Columbia University in New York, euro crisis, social support, Jeffrey Sachs, University of British Columbia  
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2013-09-09 05:17:42 PM  
5 votes:
1. Denmark
2. Norway
3. Switzerland
4. Netherlands
5. Sweden
6. Canada
7. Finland
8. Austria *
9. Iceland
10. Australia *

* They must be extremely happy to make the list twice.
2013-09-09 07:17:14 PM  
2 votes:
Deep Thoughts by Jack Handy Bob & Doug

Bob: All of the happiest countries in the world have a lot of snow, eh.

Doug: Why is that do you suppose?

Bob: Because the snow covers up the dogshiat for half the year.

Doug: Good one, eh!

Bob: I'll drink to that.

Lily Thomlin: And that's the troot. (sticks out tongue)

Bob: Did you say "trout"?

Lily: No, I said troot.

Another Canadian Socialist fairy tale by Brantgoose
2013-09-09 04:16:31 PM  
2 votes:
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2013-09-09 05:40:39 PM  
1 vote:

Old enough to know better: Wow those northern Europeans are some happy farkers.

Scandinavians to be more specific... You would be too, have you seen the women there?
2013-09-09 05:33:19 PM  
1 vote:
On a typical Canadian weekend we go with our friend to be her moral support after an abortion, then to cheer her up we attend a gay marriage ceremony, during the reception we get drunk at a pub drinking Molson Canadian while watching Don Cherry make an ass out of himself on national tv. When the first game is over we head out to the Casino because who gives a fark about Vancouver Canucks. After we lose all of our money and clothes we pick a fight with a Michael Buble look alike and get sent to the drunk tank but not before we apologise for the umpteenth time for breaking his nose and jersying him while quacking.
In jail we do our best Bob & Doug impressions and pass out.
2013-09-09 05:15:26 PM  
1 vote:

ds_4815: I_Am_Weasel: How the hell can a country who's leader hugs kittens and wears sweater vests be 6th!?

Rush hour in Toronto, i.e. "How to learn insults in six languages in one evening", probably skews the results a fair bit.

And then there's Montreal, where they wrap their bumpers in barbed wire and aim for the elderly.  Mind you the slow, hazy drift that is Vancouver rush hour may have balanced things a little better if not for all the Chinese drivers.

/yeah I went there
2013-09-09 04:40:15 PM  
1 vote:
How the hell can a country who's leader hugs kittens and wears sweater vests be 6th!?

I'm guessing it's because that leader is Stephen Harper, but still...
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