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(CBC)   Canada slips one farking god-damned place to farking SIXTH on some piece of shiat stupid farking ass-picking son of a biatch "global happiness" survey, eh?   ( cbc.ca) divider line
    More: Sad, Latin America and the Caribbean, Columbia University in New York, euro crisis, social support, Jeffrey Sachs, University of British Columbia  
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2013-09-09 10:33:09 PM  
1 vote:
I don't know about you, but my happiness is heavily influenced by who my neighbours/neighbors are and how they act.

If you live next to a trailer park long enough, you're going to start getting a little grumpy.
2013-09-09 08:50:30 PM  
1 vote:
Born and raised in Canada, live in GA for the last 4.5 years.

/much happier here
//bbq ftw
///canada is actually sort of crappy when you peel back a thin veneer
////healthcare here is better for *me*
//healthcare there is better for most folks
2013-09-09 06:38:52 PM  
1 vote:
Canada has nine months of good skiing and three months of bad sledding. I'd put their happiness down around 37. The fact that they don't have Texas lowers them even further to 63.
2013-09-09 06:29:24 PM  
1 vote:
We live next to the Lindsay Lohan of countries...and we're lead by the George W. Bush of the prairies...(only semi-intelligent, and therefore capable of much greater havoc.)

I'm flabbergasted that we got ranked that high.
2013-09-09 06:14:26 PM  
1 vote:
Whole lotta socialism on that list. Just sayin.
2013-09-09 05:57:04 PM  
1 vote:
Thanks Harper.
2013-09-09 05:45:09 PM  
1 vote:
The average was brought down yesterday by the entire population of Saskatchewan.

/tee hee
2013-09-09 05:40:39 PM  
1 vote:

Old enough to know better: Wow those northern Europeans are some happy farkers.

Scandinavians to be more specific... You would be too, have you seen the women there?
2013-09-09 05:17:09 PM  
1 vote:
"The United States ranked 17th in the report, trailing the United Arab Emirates, Panama and Mexico. "

Shiatty economy/job market, constant reports coming out that your government spies on all citizens, country slowly changing into something not so great. Hard to be positive about the direction the U.S. is moving towards.

2013-09-09 05:15:26 PM  
1 vote:

ds_4815: I_Am_Weasel: How the hell can a country who's leader hugs kittens and wears sweater vests be 6th!?

Rush hour in Toronto, i.e. "How to learn insults in six languages in one evening", probably skews the results a fair bit.

And then there's Montreal, where they wrap their bumpers in barbed wire and aim for the elderly.  Mind you the slow, hazy drift that is Vancouver rush hour may have balanced things a little better if not for all the Chinese drivers.

/yeah I went there
2013-09-09 04:40:15 PM  
1 vote:
How the hell can a country who's leader hugs kittens and wears sweater vests be 6th!?

I'm guessing it's because that leader is Stephen Harper, but still...
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