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(News.com.au)   Dance teacher charged for putting his middle leg in and shaking it all about   ( news.com.au) divider line
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2013-09-09 10:20:38 AM  
he tried the hokeypokey by the sound of things
2013-09-09 10:21:28 AM  
And then he went to the pokey...
2013-09-09 10:21:40 AM  
It sounds like the jig

(puts on sunglasses)

is up.

2013-09-09 10:22:01 AM  

No Time To Explain: he tried the hokeypokey by the sound of things

He's gonna be in the pokey all right.
2013-09-09 10:22:39 AM  
And I'm too slow on the draw.
2013-09-09 10:26:01 AM  
Sounds like he went balls

(puts on sunglasses)

to the waltz.

2013-09-09 10:26:23 AM  
Did he find what it's all about?
2013-09-09 10:29:50 AM  

EvilVanMan: And I'm too slow on the draw.

Not what your wife says...
2013-09-09 10:40:31 AM  
Wearing a plain green t-shirt and sporting shoulder-length blond hair, Davies showed little emotion during the mention.

and from that we can infer the prison hasn't given him a haircut since he was imprisoned? or that he looks fabulous? or ????
2013-09-09 10:41:12 AM  
He was only teaching them the 'sit on it and spin' move.

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2013-09-09 10:44:05 AM  
Teaching dancing is a great way to find pleasurable companionship on a regular basis.  I should know, as I met my wife as a result of teaching introductory Salsa.

But there are always a RIGHT WAY and a WRONG WAY to do things.  In this guy's case, several wrong ways, at the same time.
2013-09-09 10:47:54 AM  
TFA doesn't mention his sister being involved.
I guess incest was to much of a twist for him.
This jerk is a dirty dog.
2013-09-09 11:38:53 AM  
Feed his Guana to the Dingos.
2013-09-09 02:33:36 PM  
But ... but ... that's what it's all about.
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