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(ESPN)   WILL Sean Payton lead the Saints back to glory? CAN the Packers finally beat the 49ers? HOW will the Jets top the Year of the Buttfumble? Praise Tebow, the wait is over... THIS is YOUR NFL: Week 1 Discussion Thread (Games begin @ 1pm ET on CBS, FOX)   (scores.espn.go.com) divider line
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2013-09-08 1:05:46 PM  

geom_00: DanZero: Thanks for that geom. So many pictures and so little time

Just have the defib ready!!


Ready and waiting! 4th QUARTER USE ONLY
 
2013-09-08 1:05:49 PM  

4NSpy: HaywoodJablonski: 4NSpy: Saints -3.

Bungles s/u

Was just looking at that. might take a taste of the ML as well.


I like ATL and the points for some reason. D versus NO D. *shrug*. Good luck to you as usual
 
2013-09-08 1:05:52 PM  

becksellent: Hai guise what's goin on in this thread?  :)


Missed out on the pregames...GOOD!
 
2013-09-08 1:05:53 PM  
Aaaand Steelers open their 2013 season with a safety? On a kickoff?
 
2013-09-08 1:05:58 PM  

Primitive Screwhead: BIG HIT BY


DAMMIT! my pic got eaten...

BIG HIT BY 
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_________

Nice Safety numbnuts
 
2013-09-08 1:06:00 PM  
Gabbert fumble!
 
2013-09-08 1:06:09 PM  
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2013-09-08 1:06:10 PM  

becksellent: /I'll take it :)


As will I...
 
2013-09-08 1:06:11 PM  

ox45tallboy: A SAFETY? On the opening kickoff? WTF?


Ha!  Wanna see the highlight.
 
2013-09-08 1:06:17 PM  
It's 1:05, and Buffalo is challenging a call.

Yup.  Sounds about right.
 
2013-09-08 1:06:19 PM  

my lip balm addiction: So First Row just shat on itself. Any other good streams?


yookaloco:

Click my name above.
 
2013-09-08 1:06:20 PM  
Ruling on the field will stand, since there is no freaking goal line angle.

Exactly why is there no camera on the goal line?
 
2013-09-08 1:06:20 PM  
3 and out.

Punt that shiat!
 
2013-09-08 1:06:25 PM  
Safety?!

2 points is a start
 
2013-09-08 1:06:25 PM  
Ridley fumbles, recovered by the Pats, tho.
 
2013-09-08 1:06:27 PM  

4NSpy: Pryor's first pass is good for 9.


Nice. I stashed him in two of my FF leagues because I have a good feeling about him, despite the Raiderness and all.
 
2013-09-08 1:06:27 PM  
And heya DanØ - got the Steeler wagon here today!
 
2013-09-08 1:06:41 PM  
ridley fumbles his first carry of the year
 
2013-09-08 1:06:57 PM  

Jim from Saint Paul: Using Tecmo Bowl 2014, I have determined the Vikes will crush detroit. Why yes, Adrian Perteson IS a beast. Why yes, Christian Ponder has the arm of Don Majikowsi.

Am I serious? Check this out: http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=gp1ZeBV8p4g

How? Well I got an nes emulator here: http://nestopia.sourceforge.net/

Then I went here and dowloaded the game: http://tecmobowl.org/files/download/360-tecmobowlorg-presents-tecmo-s u per-bowl-2014/

Open the file in that program and there ya go.

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Seems about right.
/it's pretty sweet


Awesome!

Week 1 results:

Skins 35, Eagles 17
Ravens 23, Broncos 13
Jaguars 24, Chiefs 14
Steelers 31, Titans 17
Falcons 24, Saints 14
Bears 24, Bengals 23
Browns 24, Dolphins 21
Panthers 35, Seahawks 14
Colts 31, Raiders 21
Vikings 20, Lions 7
49ers 13, Packers 10
Buccaneers 27, Jets 21
Patriots 24, Bills 22
Chargers 27, Texans 24 (OT)
Rams 21, Cardinals 14
Cowboys 34, Giants 24
 
2013-09-08 1:06:57 PM  
How was there a safety on the kickoff, for those of us without that game?
 
2013-09-08 1:07:00 PM  
BTW, my simulated game also had a safety. MAKES PERFECT SENSE.... 26-0 HERE WE GO
 
2013-09-08 1:07:05 PM  
lions are running screens all over the vikings
 
2013-09-08 1:07:09 PM  
You know, since the retirement of the butt fumble, this week has been extra wacky with the Denver thing, UM's pass to nowhere, and now an opening kickoff safety
 
2013-09-08 1:07:12 PM  
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2-0 PIT XD
 
2013-09-08 1:07:12 PM  
Get out of Sproles' way, geez.
 
2013-09-08 1:07:20 PM  

star_topology: FriarReb98: Dear football stadium music programmers:

Seven Nation Army is absolutely overplayed.  Stop it.

Sincerely,
Everyone

If you had to choose:

Zombie Nation
or
Seven Nation Army



Seven Nation Army.
Although it really should only be a Balmore thing. The letter O belongs to Maryland.
 
2013-09-08 1:07:21 PM  
Not enough beer to get me though this titans season. We just safeties ourselves in the first play of the year.full pants on the head retarded
 
2013-09-08 1:07:22 PM  

star_topology: FriarReb98: Dear football stadium music programmers:

Seven Nation Army is absolutely overplayed.  Stop it.

Sincerely,
Everyone

If you had to choose:

Zombie Nation
or
Seven Nation Army


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2013-09-08 1:07:33 PM  
And Blaine Gabbert with the first turnover of the season, 5 minutes in... lol
 
2013-09-08 1:07:36 PM  

NeoCortex42: How was there a safety on the kickoff, for those of us without that game?


Dude grabbed the ball on the 1 inch line before it made it into the endzone, he edged backwards and kneeled in the endzone.
 
2013-09-08 1:07:41 PM  
wow titans time to hit the reset button
 
2013-09-08 1:07:50 PM  
First down, Brees to Moore, +15
 
2013-09-08 1:07:56 PM  

NetOwl: Ravens 23, Broncos 13


Your simulation sadly seems flawed...
 
2013-09-08 1:07:57 PM  
Wheedon just threw a great punt to the 1.
 
2013-09-08 1:08:11 PM  
Person of Interest has become Watch_Dogs The Show despite Interest was first.
 
2013-09-08 1:08:54 PM  
OK, so i finally found something good about living in the middle of nowhere...3 games on basic cable right now.  My Steelers vs Titans on CBS1; Bills vs. Patriots on CBS2; and Falcons vs. Saints on FOX.  Maybe not being near any cities is good.
 
2013-09-08 1:08:57 PM  
That is an interesting way to score a safety.

/LET'S GO STEELERS
//My sides have left the building.
 
2013-09-08 1:08:57 PM  
And Buffalo loses their first challenge.
 
2013-09-08 1:09:00 PM  
Raiders crossed the 50 this season far earlier than I anticipated.
 
2013-09-08 1:09:04 PM  

FuLinHyu: And heya DanØ - got the Steeler wagon here today!


Awesome to hear FLH.
 
2013-09-08 1:09:11 PM  
Bears just pharked the bungles day up
 
2013-09-08 1:09:13 PM  

NeoCortex42: How was there a safety on the kickoff, for those of us without that game?


Kick returner takes it at the one, sees the ravening horde coming his way... and backs up a step or two, into the end zone, and gets annihilated in his own end zone.
 
2013-09-08 1:09:19 PM  
The Vikes somehow manage to hold the Loins to a FGA.
 
2013-09-08 1:09:19 PM  
Bush with dislocated thumb.
 
2013-09-08 1:09:31 PM  
Definitely down there, but NICE pickoff by Tillman.

#bears
 
2013-09-08 1:09:32 PM  
lol lions fumble the field goal snap
 
2013-09-08 1:09:35 PM  
Loser of Steelers-Titans should be forced to forfeit the season, based on that one play alone.
 
2013-09-08 1:09:39 PM  
Detroit FAIL
 
2013-09-08 1:09:40 PM  
The Lions Lion'd their first scoring opportunity.
 
2013-09-08 1:09:40 PM  
Great Bills move there, challenging a turnover that your team didn't even recover.
 
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