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(ESPN)   Gold D'ohmers in the Big House, Darth Visor vs. St Richhht, Buffs 'n Bears, even an in-state rumble on the tip of 'Merica's Wang. And Maine at Mass in a game no one south of UConn will understand. Lots more to see and snark on - it's your CFB thread   ( sports-ak.espn.go.com) divider line
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2013-09-07 08:33:48 AM  
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2013-09-07 08:38:13 AM  
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Murray better not poop the bed again. or again. or again. or again..........

Do or die, Dawgs.
 
2013-09-07 08:58:06 AM  
The only day of the year a Sparty like me is somewhat of an Irish fan. If only for the fact I hate them marginally less than the Skunkbears
Muck Fichigan
 
2013-09-07 09:07:42 AM  
Was someone drunk when they submitted today?
 
2013-09-07 09:35:25 AM  
The blog (new window)

TFG top 25 (new window)

TFG full rankings (new window)

Also, for TotalFarkers there's the pick'em (LGT TFD thread).


air_force            25 UTAH_ST.             29
auburn               25 ARKANSAS_ST.         28
BALL_ST.             38 army                 27
BAYLOR               45 buffalo              25
BYU                  26 texas                25
GEORGIA              28 south_carolina       26
illinois             18 CINCINNATI           29
INDIANA              33 navy                 30
KANSAS_ST.           42 la.-lafayette        24
kent_st.             24 BOWLING_GREEN        25
KENTUCKY             31 miami_(oh)           25
LSU                  42 uab                  21
memphis              31 DUKE                 32
MIAMI_(FL)           24 florida              21
michigan             24 NOTRE_DAME           26
MICHIGAN_ST.         26 south_fla.           17
MISSOURI             30 toledo               23
NEBRASKA             38 southern_miss.       23
new_mexico_st.       23 MINNESOTA            35
NORTH_CAROLINA       36 middle_tenn.         24
NORTHWESTERN         32 syracuse             28
OHIO                 29 north_texas          28
OHIO_ST.             33 san_diego_st.        25
OKLAHOMA             38 west_virginia        28
OREGON_ST.           37 hawaii               19
PENN_ST.             37 eastern_mich.        18
SOUTHERN_CALIFORNIA  37 washington_st.       21
STANFORD             32 san_jose_st.         23
TEMPLE               30 houston              29
TENNESSEE            39 western_ky.          29
TULANE               33 south_ala.           29
TULSA                34 colorado_st.         24
unlv                 30 ARIZONA              42
UTEP                 30 new_mexico           24
utsa                 23 OKLAHOMA_ST.         36
virginia             25 OREGON               37
WYOMING              39 idaho                24



Projected record: 28.962 - 8.038
 
2013-09-07 10:05:40 AM  
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2013-09-07 10:21:20 AM  
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Fark Michigan.

 
2013-09-07 10:27:43 AM  
(And for the record, I don't know how the fark anyone can care about UMass when they play ninety farking miles off campus.)
 
2013-09-07 10:44:19 AM  
Beat me to it OV, nice jerb!

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2013-09-07 10:48:38 AM  
And this is for my friend Woody. It is the first and last time I will ever paste this anywhere that is not associated with failure on tOSUs part

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This was as small a logo I could find before I lost patience
 
2013-09-07 11:10:49 AM  

IamKaiserSoze!!!: And this is for my friend Woody. It is the first and last time I will ever paste this anywhere that is not associated with failure on tOSUs part

[ts3.mm.bing.net image 300x300]

This was as small a logo I could find before I lost patience


Why, what's up with Woody?
 
2013-09-07 11:19:19 AM  

FriarReb98: IamKaiserSoze!!!: And this is for my friend Woody. It is the first and last time I will ever paste this anywhere that is not associated with failure on tOSUs part

[ts3.mm.bing.net image 300x300]

This was as small a logo I could find before I lost patience

Why, what's up with Woody?


I just haven't seen him yet this year and he had let his TFD lapse. The TFD CF season hasn't started for me until he shows up to give Michigan some shiate.
 
2013-09-07 11:38:36 AM  
WOLVERINES!

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2013-09-07 11:40:04 AM  
When did ND change it's teams colors?
 
2013-09-07 11:43:15 AM  

FriarReb98: (And for the record, I don't know how the fark anyone can care about UMass when they play ninety farking miles off campus.)


It's goofy.  Supposedly their renovation of their on-campus stadium will complete before kickoff next year so they'll be back to playing somewhere that makes sense.
 
2013-09-07 11:53:58 AM  
Let's go Blue Hens!

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2013-09-07 11:54:56 AM  

ffish: The blog (new window)

TFG top 25 (new window)

TFG full rankings (new window)

Also, for TotalFarkers there's the pick'em (LGT TFD thread).


air_force            25 UTAH_ST.             29
auburn               25 ARKANSAS_ST.         28
BALL_ST.             38 army                 27
BAYLOR               45 buffalo              25
BYU                  26 texas                25
GEORGIA              28 south_carolina       26
illinois             18 CINCINNATI           29
INDIANA              33 navy                 30
KANSAS_ST.           42 la.-lafayette        24
kent_st.             24 BOWLING_GREEN        25
KENTUCKY             31 miami_(oh)           25
LSU                  42 uab                  21
memphis              31 DUKE                 32
MIAMI_(FL)           24 florida              21
michigan             24 NOTRE_DAME           26
MICHIGAN_ST.         26 south_fla.           17
MISSOURI             30 toledo               23
NEBRASKA             38 southern_miss.       23
new_mexico_st.       23 MINNESOTA            35
NORTH_CAROLINA       36 middle_tenn.         24
NORTHWESTERN         32 syracuse             28
OHIO                 29 north_texas          28
OHIO_ST.             33 san_diego_st.        25
OKLAHOMA             38 west_virginia        28
OREGON_ST.           37 hawaii               19
PENN_ST.             37 eastern_mich.        18
SOUTHERN_CALIFORNIA  37 washington_st.       21
STANFORD             32 san_jose_st.         23
TEMPLE               30 houston              29
TENNESSEE            39 western_ky.          29
TULANE               33 south_ala.           29
TULSA                34 colorado_st.         24
unlv                 30 ARIZONA              42
UTEP                 30 new_mexico           24
utsa                 23 OKLAHOMA_ST.         36
virginia             25 OREGON               37
WYOMING              39 idaho                24


Projected record: 28.962 - 8.038


GAH HOW DID I MISS THAT?
 
2013-09-07 12:02:11 PM  
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2013-09-07 12:04:48 PM  
Any good streams anymore?
 
2013-09-07 12:07:38 PM  
Why don't they set these to green at 8am?  Does fark hate big threads and pageviews?
 
2013-09-07 12:09:42 PM  

Psychohazard: Any good streams anymore?


Vip box online.
 
2013-09-07 12:10:00 PM  
Go Vols! I expect a challenge from the Hilltoppers.

#babysteps
 
2013-09-07 12:10:23 PM  

elguerodiablo: Psychohazard: Any good streams anymore?

Vip box online.


Thanks!
 
2013-09-07 12:10:46 PM  
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2013-09-07 12:12:33 PM  
FUMBLE!!  Miami ball.
 
2013-09-07 12:13:04 PM  

TuteTibiImperes: FriarReb98: (And for the record, I don't know how the fark anyone can care about UMass when they play ninety farking miles off campus.)

It's goofy.  Supposedly their renovation of their on-campus stadium will complete before kickoff next year so they'll be back to playing somewhere that makes sense.


But the thing is, even when they get McGuirk up and running, they're still contracted to play at least 4 a year for three more years AFTER that at Gillette. As far as I'm concerned, their mentality with the whole FBS idea is all backwards. Even with FBS opponents, they'll never build a fanbase with 12 hour trips halfway across the the state.


\and minor aside: people need to check out the hottie on the sidelines at the Rutgers game on CBSSN
 
2013-09-07 12:13:51 PM  
I can't decide which group of criminal scum being exploited by the white man I want to win this game.
 
2013-09-07 12:13:51 PM  

elvisaintdead: Murray better not poop the bed again. or again. or again. or again..........

Do or die, Dawgs.


You see that stat during the Clemson game that showed Murray was 1-9 (now 1-10) against top 15 teams in his college career?  That and the 7 true freshmen on defense were the two stats in that game that were slightly troubling.
 
2013-09-07 12:14:08 PM  

Psychohazard: Any good streams anymore?


hopefully not
 
2013-09-07 12:16:41 PM  
Miami is moving at will against this overrated Florida D.
 
2013-09-07 12:19:15 PM  
Sigh.

This is going to be a painful day.

/go Gators?
//please stop with the stupid penalties?
 
2013-09-07 12:19:31 PM  
TD Caines.  7-0.
 
2013-09-07 12:19:42 PM  

FriarReb98: TuteTibiImperes: FriarReb98: (And for the record, I don't know how the fark anyone can care about UMass when they play ninety farking miles off campus.)

It's goofy.  Supposedly their renovation of their on-campus stadium will complete before kickoff next year so they'll be back to playing somewhere that makes sense.

But the thing is, even when they get McGuirk up and running, they're still contracted to play at least 4 a year for three more years AFTER that at Gillette. As far as I'm concerned, their mentality with the whole FBS idea is all backwards. Even with FBS opponents, they'll never build a fanbase with 12 hour trips halfway across the the state.


\and minor aside: people need to check out the hottie on the sidelines at the Rutgers game on CBSSN


The reasoning was that UMass has a lot of alumni in the greater Boston area, many of whom didn't make the trek back to Amherst for games after graduation, so they were hoping that they could help rebuild that fanbase playing in Foxboro.  Plus, they did get a sweetheart deal on using Gillette.  They're not making money playing games there, but they're not losing a ton either.

Of course, at th end of the day, they need to start winning some games to get any kind of consistent fan support.
 
2013-09-07 12:24:42 PM  
Go Bama!  Beat Bye!
 
2013-09-07 12:26:43 PM  

elvisaintdead: [sphotos-b-iad.xx.fbcdn.net image 850x564]

Murray better not poop the bed again. or again. or again. or again..........

Do or die, Dawgs.


This, gods I hope we remember how to play football
 
2013-09-07 12:32:29 PM  
OK, just woke up to see a 65 yard run by Gordon and a 6 yard TD to Abbrederis. All right - Badgers up 14-0 in their cupcake match of the day.
 
2013-09-07 12:33:08 PM  
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/let's do this!
 
2013-09-07 12:33:21 PM  
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BEAT THE GOVERNORS!

AnchorDown!
 
2013-09-07 12:35:09 PM  
Touchdown Gators

6-7 Miami, 2pt PAT fail
 
2013-09-07 12:36:06 PM  
THank God we're not tied right now.  That would be terrible.
 
2013-09-07 12:37:33 PM  
That 2 point conversion play was moronic.
 
2013-09-07 12:38:28 PM  
Other links for CFB stats geeks:

My in-game win probabilities for all FBS-FBS games.

There are a few games missing because the data feed I use is ... less-than-fantastic. The one I used last year went away entirely the Tuesday before the season started, and this was the best I could do in the meantime. Hopefully I'll have a better source ... soon-ish.

Here's the main twitter feed and the in-game odds twitter feed.
 
2013-09-07 12:39:38 PM  

CTZanderman: THank God we're not tied right now.  That would be terrible.


Dont worry they'll just try another 2 to even it out.  *snicker
 
2013-09-07 12:40:56 PM  
Poole just smacked the crap out of Waters.
 
2013-09-07 12:41:31 PM  
Miami DAGRON!!! Touchdown!
 
2013-09-07 12:42:25 PM  
oh being a vols fan. pretending to be excited the vols downed a punt at the one as the mighty hilltoppers of western kentucky stopped the vols offense.

/maybe i should start drinking...
 
2013-09-07 12:43:39 PM  
Last team to play its first game, but will do it best!

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2013-09-07 12:45:00 PM  
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2013-09-07 12:46:16 PM  
touchdown tennessee!

/taint!
//of course the vols offense still sucks...
 
2013-09-07 12:46:43 PM  
Florida DAGRON!!  46 yard reception!!
 
2013-09-07 12:46:50 PM  

bel4sucks: elvisaintdead: Murray better not poop the bed again. or again. or again. or again..........

Do or die, Dawgs.

You see that stat during the Clemson game that showed Murray was 1-9 (now 1-10) against top 15 teams in his college career?  That and the 7 true freshmen on defense were the two stats in that game that were slightly troubling.


yes. yes I did.
murray has *always* shiat the bed against big teams, and there's the numbers to prove it.
he gets hit a couple of times, gets scared, and those dumbass turnovers return.  and with kenarious "swinging" gates at left tackle, he's gonna get murderized again against clowney and co.

throw in booboo calling an offense as predictable and stale as any cbs sitcom and there you have it.

spurrier nailed it a few years ago when he said (paraphrasing) all that talent goes into the UGA football program and just vanishes.
 
2013-09-07 12:48:44 PM  

A Fark Handle: touchdown tennessee!

/taint!
//of course the vols offense still sucks...


Go Vols.
 
2013-09-07 12:51:25 PM  
Will the Vols D out score their own O?
 
2013-09-07 12:51:42 PM  

A Fark Handle: touchdown tennessee!

/taint!
//of course the vols offense still sucks...


and again!
 
2013-09-07 12:54:17 PM  
Driscol-ception!!  Miami ball at 20
 
2013-09-07 12:55:21 PM  
What a catch!
 
2013-09-07 12:55:32 PM  

PluckYew: Driscol-ception!!  Miami ball at 20


let's go canes!

/fark florida!
 
2013-09-07 12:56:17 PM  

Thew00tbroughtme: What a catch!


shiatty throw!
 
2013-09-07 12:58:46 PM  

A Fark Handle: Thew00tbroughtme: What a catch!

shiatty throw!


Worley was bailed out time after time last week. I expect this to be a recurring story all season.
 
2013-09-07 12:59:41 PM  
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2013-09-07 01:00:58 PM  
If only Michigan was playing a meaningful opponent today.
 
2013-09-07 01:02:17 PM  
Give him 6! Touchdown Big Orange!!!
 
2013-09-07 01:02:57 PM  

JosephFinn: If only Michigan was playing a meaningful opponent today.


I'm just fearful of the media response if Notre Dame wins. I give it an hour before the media calls for a NGC rematch because Notre Dame won two games

/Then Notre Dame loses a week later
 
2013-09-07 01:03:41 PM  

Thew00tbroughtme: Give him 6! Touchdown Big Orange!!!


Holy Cow!  Bobby who?
 
2013-09-07 01:05:05 PM  

PluckYew: Thew00tbroughtme: Give him 6! Touchdown Big Orange!!!

Holy Cow!  Bobby who?


Oh and there goes my WKU +16 in my weekly pool.

/nobody cares
 
2013-09-07 01:05:21 PM  

Thew00tbroughtme: Give him 6! Touchdown Big Orange!!!


western kentucky's last four offensive plays; pick six, pick six, fumble, fumble.

that's some sort of record, i assume.
 
2013-09-07 01:06:23 PM  

A Fark Handle: Thew00tbroughtme: Give him 6! Touchdown Big Orange!!!

western kentucky's last four offensive plays; pick six, pick six, fumble, fumble.

that's some sort of record, i assume.


fifth play? interception vols!
 
2013-09-07 01:07:28 PM  

A Fark Handle: A Fark Handle: Thew00tbroughtme: Give him 6! Touchdown Big Orange!!!

western kentucky's last four offensive plays; pick six, pick six, fumble, fumble.

that's some sort of record, i assume.

fifth play? interception vols!


a game break in for the UF/Miami game said 5 turnovers in the past 6 plays for WKU.

That's some fine offense there Lou
 
2013-09-07 01:10:42 PM  

PluckYew: A Fark Handle: A Fark Handle: Thew00tbroughtme: Give him 6! Touchdown Big Orange!!!

western kentucky's last four offensive plays; pick six, pick six, fumble, fumble.

that's some sort of record, i assume.

fifth play? interception vols!

a game break in for the UF/Miami game said 5 turnovers in the past 6 plays for WKU.

That's some fine offense there Lou


that could be true, either way damn!  the play by play guys i'm listening to keep saying 5 in 5.

/leave it to the vandy man to be a know-it-all and care about "facts"
 
2013-09-07 01:11:38 PM  

PluckYew: Thew00tbroughtme: Give him 6! Touchdown Big Orange!!!

Holy Cow!  Bobby who?


Give him 6, too! And the D gets to come back on the field!!
 
2013-09-07 01:11:51 PM  
UF 4th and inches...goes for it...FAIL!!

another Turnover in the RED ZONE!
 
2013-09-07 01:12:08 PM  
4th and fail.  Florida's coach is doing everything he can to lose this game.
 
2013-09-07 01:12:33 PM  

PluckYew: UF 4th and inches...goes for it...FAIL!!

another Turnover in the RED ZONE!


suck if florida!
 
2013-09-07 01:13:16 PM  
Stupid Clemson already ruined Georgias season. Now  have to root for everybody elses seasons to burn down too.
 
2013-09-07 01:16:03 PM  

mikaloyd: Stupid Clemson already ruined Georgias season. Now  have to root for everybody elses seasons to burn down too.


georiga is fine if they don't get clowned today. a one lose sec champ will be in the national championship game.
 
2013-09-07 01:16:03 PM  

mikaloyd: Stupid Clemson already ruined Georgias season. Now  have to root for everybody elses seasons to burn down too.


At least it's not a CONFERENCE loss, you still have a shot. Just run the conference table and not shiat the bed against GT.
 
2013-09-07 01:16:36 PM  

mikaloyd: Stupid Clemson already ruined Georgias season. Now  have to root for everybody elses seasons to burn down too.


an early loss to a top 10 team doesn't kill a season.  The upcoming loss to the Cawks probably will tho.
 
2013-09-07 01:18:57 PM  

mikaloyd: Stupid Clemson already ruined Georgias season. Now  have to root for everybody elses seasons to burn down too.


hey mika -
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chin up, man!

murray hasn't thrown the game away.  yet.
 
2013-09-07 01:20:06 PM  

elguerodiablo: 4th and fail.  Florida's coach is doing everything he can to lose this game.


I'm loving this game, even though with this game there will be no winners because they are all losers.
 
2013-09-07 01:24:53 PM  

Tom_Slick: elguerodiablo: 4th and fail.  Florida's coach is doing everything he can to lose this game.

I'm loving this game, even though with this game there will be no winners because they are all losers.


me too. It's supremely entertaining.
 
2013-09-07 01:26:02 PM  
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 Hot Cheerleader thread............
 
2013-09-07 01:27:47 PM  

IamKaiserSoze!!!: FriarReb98: IamKaiserSoze!!!: And this is for my friend Woody. It is the first and last time I will ever paste this anywhere that is not associated with failure on tOSUs part

[ts3.mm.bing.net image 300x300]

This was as small a logo I could find before I lost patience

Why, what's up with Woody?

I just haven't seen him yet this year and he had let his TFD lapse. The TFD CF season hasn't started for me until he shows up to give Michigan some shiate.


I hope he comes back, I miss his blind obsession for that team from Ohio.
 
2013-09-07 01:27:54 PM  

Tom_Slick: elguerodiablo: 4th and fail.  Florida's coach is doing everything he can to lose this game.

I'm loving this game, even though with this game there will be no winners because they are all losers.


The refs and the team that they bet would win
 
2013-09-07 01:28:20 PM  

emtbiz: [www.big10tens.com image 641x427] Hot Cheerleader thread............


And you go with Michigan's?
 
2013-09-07 01:28:38 PM  
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2013-09-07 01:29:14 PM  

Tom_Slick: IamKaiserSoze!!!: FriarReb98: IamKaiserSoze!!!: And this is for my friend Woody. It is the first and last time I will ever paste this anywhere that is not associated with failure on tOSUs part

[ts3.mm.bing.net image 300x300]

This was as small a logo I could find before I lost patience

Why, what's up with Woody?

I just haven't seen him yet this year and he had let his TFD lapse. The TFD CF season hasn't started for me until he shows up to give Michigan some shiate.

I hope he comes back, I miss his blind obsession for that team from Ohio.


He had one post last week, I believe
 
2013-09-07 01:30:32 PM  

emtbiz: [www.big10tens.com image 641x427] Hot Cheerleader thread............


I'm a Michigan fan, but their cheerleaders are not in the top 25

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2013-09-07 01:30:49 PM  
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2013-09-07 01:31:23 PM  
Lol Florida.
 
2013-09-07 01:31:27 PM  
F*ck you, Florida.
 
2013-09-07 01:32:02 PM  
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2013-09-07 01:32:50 PM  
Another Florida RED ZONE turnover
 
2013-09-07 01:33:05 PM  
Wow...this is the 12th team in the nation?
 
2013-09-07 01:33:52 PM  

emtbiz: [www.big10tens.com image 641x427] Hot Cheerleader thread............


Someone posted this in a cheerleader thread the other day:

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Which is awesome. But wtf is this?
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What is that darker square?  Did she get a butt transplant from a hispanic woman?
 
2013-09-07 01:34:28 PM  
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2013-09-07 01:35:39 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: Was someone drunk when they submitted today?


Seriously I was like who the fark wrote this shiat?

And its nice to see UF playing like this, they look more over rated than UGA.
 
2013-09-07 01:36:32 PM  

Aar1012: Wow...this is the 12th team in the nation?


The pollsters heard Tebow had been cut and would be available

/Ducks
 
2013-09-07 01:36:38 PM  

elguerodiablo: emtbiz: [www.big10tens.com image 641x427] Hot Cheerleader thread............

Someone posted this in a cheerleader thread the other day:

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Which is awesome. But wtf is this?
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What is that darker square?  Did she get a butt transplant from a hispanic woman?


Nylons, maybe?
 
2013-09-07 01:37:03 PM  

Aar1012: Tom_Slick: IamKaiserSoze!!!: FriarReb98: IamKaiserSoze!!!: And this is for my friend Woody. It is the first and last time I will ever paste this anywhere that is not associated with failure on tOSUs part

[ts3.mm.bing.net image 300x300]

This was as small a logo I could find before I lost patience

Why, what's up with Woody?

I just haven't seen him yet this year and he had let his TFD lapse. The TFD CF season hasn't started for me until he shows up to give Michigan some shiate.

I hope he comes back, I miss his blind obsession for that team from Ohio.

He had one post last week, I believe


Was gonna say that before my phone decided to shiat the bed for half an hour....
 
2013-09-07 01:37:05 PM  
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 not a cheerleader but damn.............
 
2013-09-07 01:37:51 PM  

elguerodiablo: emtbiz: [www.big10tens.com image 641x427] Hot Cheerleader thread............

Someone posted this in a cheerleader thread the other day:

Which is awesome. But wtf is this?


What is that darker square?  Did she get a butt transplant from a hispanic woman?


Those are called nylons.
 
2013-09-07 01:38:36 PM  
Tennessee going to need every bit if the cushion WKU has given them.
 
2013-09-07 01:38:42 PM  
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2013-09-07 01:39:09 PM  
I'm biased, obviously, but I still want to know why Oregon jumped Ohio State when Oregon's completion was a FCS team that went 1-10 last year?
 
2013-09-07 01:39:25 PM  

Thew00tbroughtme: Tennessee going to need every bit if the cushion WKU has given them.


OF! Of the cushion. Not drinking....yet.
 
2013-09-07 01:39:42 PM  

elguerodiablo: emtbiz: [www.big10tens.com image 641x427] Hot Cheerleader thread............

Someone posted this in a cheerleader thread the other day:

[img13.imageshack.us image 640x720]

Which is awesome. But wtf is this?
[imageshack.us image 227x256]

What is that darker square?  Did she get a butt transplant from a hispanic woman?


panty hose. If you ever meet a real girl she will probably wear them.
 
2013-09-07 01:39:53 PM  
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2013-09-07 01:40:57 PM  

bel4sucks: elvisaintdead: Murray better not poop the bed again. or again. or again. or again..........

Do or die, Dawgs.

You see that stat during the Clemson game that showed Murray was 1-9 (now 1-10) against top 15 teams in his college career?  That and the 7 true freshmen on defense were the two stats in that game that were slightly troubling.


Yeah, Richt is even worse in big games, the only time I have liked him the past 10 years was when he acted emotionally during the Florida game. Raw emotion he let the team express then he went and apologized later and lost me.

He's like a robot, never shows emotion and never gets mad so I have resigned myself that as long as he's here we will have nice 9-11 win seasons but never win a NC.
 
2013-09-07 01:43:08 PM  
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2013-09-07 01:44:34 PM  

Tom_Slick: emtbiz: [www.big10tens.com image 641x427] Hot Cheerleader thread............

I'm a Michigan fan, but their cheerleaders are not in the top 25

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I'm a Florida State fan, and I must concur.  Also hate the Gators, as well as Steve Spurious.  So, Go Dawgs *and* 'Canes.  Noles are playing the University of Idle today (as well as 3-4 more times this season.)

/Lou Holtz just said "WHUMPH Mumph DO-WOP-Pah!!!"

//or something
 
2013-09-07 01:44:58 PM  

PluckYew: mikaloyd: Stupid Clemson already ruined Georgias season. Now  have to root for everybody elses seasons to burn down too.

At least it's not a CONFERENCE loss, you still have a shot. Just run the conference table and not shiat the bed against GT.


Yeah that's like a Div II opponent now, not worried about shiatting the bed against a horrible team.
 
2013-09-07 01:47:08 PM  

Aar1012: I'm biased, obviously, but I still want to know why Oregon jumped Ohio State when Oregon's completion was a FCS team that went 1-10 last year?


Because fark OSU
 
2013-09-07 01:47:09 PM  
Jeebus! Lee Corso ain't getting out of Ann Arbor alive.
 
2013-09-07 01:47:15 PM  
Lou thinks ND will win?

I'm shocked!  Shocked I tell ya!
 
2013-09-07 01:48:03 PM  
Even though Corso constantly picks against my team, he and Herbstreit are what makes Gameday worth watching
 
2013-09-07 01:48:37 PM  

mikaloyd: elguerodiablo: emtbiz: [www.big10tens.com image 641x427] Hot Cheerleader thread............

Someone posted this in a cheerleader thread the other day:

[img13.imageshack.us image 640x720]

Which is awesome. But wtf is this?
[imageshack.us image 227x256]

What is that darker square?  Did she get a butt transplant from a hispanic woman?

panty hose. If you ever meet a real girl she will probably wear them.


The girls i meet wear only thongs.  And rub their junk on me for $20 a song.
 
2013-09-07 01:49:01 PM  
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2013-09-07 01:52:34 PM  
Tom_Slick:
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I prefer my penis remain attached, thank you.
 
2013-09-07 01:52:49 PM  

clintster: Jeebus! Lee Corso ain't getting out of Ann Arbor alive.


I'm surprised the Gameday set wasn't stormed.
 
2013-09-07 01:53:46 PM  

PluckYew: Tom_Slick: [img.fark.net image 345x259]

I prefer my penis remain attached, thank you.


Death by Snu Snu
 
2013-09-07 01:56:25 PM  
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/yeah...I can dream.
//would be epic, but I'm not holding my breath
 
2013-09-07 01:56:52 PM  
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2013-09-07 01:57:16 PM  

PluckYew: Tom_Slick: [img.fark.net image 345x259]

I prefer my penis remain attached, thank you.


There's a long tradition of male cheerleaders in the NCAA...just look at Dubya.
 
2013-09-07 01:57:18 PM  
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2013-09-07 01:58:02 PM  

bel4sucks: Even though Corso constantly picks against my team, he and Herbstreit are what makes Gameday worth watching


I love it he picks against UGA, its when I feel they have a shot.
 
2013-09-07 02:00:36 PM  

Tom_Slick: clintster: Jeebus! Lee Corso ain't getting out of Ann Arbor alive.

I'm surprised the Gameday set wasn't stormed.


He did call them chickens when he was picking them.  Looks like Lee's going 0-2 this year.
 
2013-09-07 02:02:27 PM  

IamKaiserSoze!!!: Beat me to it OV, nice jerb!

[content.sportslogos.net image 850x588]


You got some mail... *cheers*
 
2013-09-07 02:03:20 PM  
Hey FFish.

HOW did You Pick PSU to lose?
 
2013-09-07 02:03:24 PM  

Aar1012: I'm biased, obviously, but I still want to know why Oregon jumped Ohio State when Oregon's completion was a FCS team that went 1-10 last year?


Because Oregon didn't look like crap for three quarters against a shiatty team that wouldn't even make the playoffs on a regular basis in FCS.
 
2013-09-07 02:05:06 PM  
So I just checked the score of the Illini/Cincy game and I just have to ask; what the hell happened?  I thought Cincy was supposed to be good but they're down 14 at half to Illinois.  Are they just not that good and, if so, just how bad is Purdue?
 
2013-09-07 02:06:28 PM  
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2013-09-07 02:06:52 PM  
Let's see what sort of self-inflicted disaster UGA can bring upon itself today.
 
2013-09-07 02:07:57 PM  

Aar1012: I'm biased whining as usual, obviously, but I still want to know why Oregon jumped Ohio State when Oregon's completion was a FCS team that went 1-10 last year?


They didn't jump them in the coaches poll.
 
2013-09-07 02:09:34 PM  
Florida moves the ball, still only comes up with a FG.  14-9 the U
 
2013-09-07 02:16:04 PM  
Floriduh dodges another turnover bullet

next play loss of 2 yards, AND Florida Holding.
 
2013-09-07 02:16:20 PM  

Tom_Slick: PluckYew: Tom_Slick: [img.fark.net image 345x259]

I prefer my penis remain attached, thank you.

Death by Snu Snu


Please...the mind is will, but the flesh is flabby and weak....
 
2013-09-07 02:18:15 PM  

Apik0r0s: Let's see what sort of self-inflicted disaster UGA can bring upon itself today.


booboo's been scheming new levels of predictable mediocrity, you can count on that
 
2013-09-07 02:22:29 PM  
Nice start to the half. 38-17 Tennessee.

Worley's passes are all laughable.
 
2013-09-07 02:22:30 PM  
touchdown tennessee!

/more underthrown balls...
//shot!
 
2013-09-07 02:24:29 PM  

llortcM_yllort: Aar1012: I'm biased, obviously, but I still want to know why Oregon jumped Ohio State when Oregon's completion was a FCS team that went 1-10 last year?

Because Oregon didn't look like crap for three quarters against a shiatty team that wouldn't even make the playoffs on a regular basis in FCS.


Alabama didn't look like a repeat National Champion on Saturday either. That's my contention
 
2013-09-07 02:27:19 PM  
Someone get that kicker an Academy Award
 
2013-09-07 02:27:28 PM  
some major bs in the cinci illinniiiiii game
 
2013-09-07 02:28:01 PM  
Fark Michigan.

THIS.
 
2013-09-07 02:28:08 PM  
Seriously, Miami's QB looks creepy. Why does ESPN have to zoom in on him?
 
2013-09-07 02:28:23 PM  
Florida's D is looking dominant.  Let's see how their O will screw it up this time.
 
2013-09-07 02:29:45 PM  

Aar1012: Seriously, Miami's QB looks creepy. Why does ESPN have to zoom in on him?


I was thinking the same thing, those some pedo looking eyes.
 
2013-09-07 02:30:24 PM  
emtbiz:

Hot Cheerleader thread............

Ann Arbor's a Whore
 
2013-09-07 02:30:51 PM  
Florida's D is as good as advertised.  Unfortunately if you're a Gator fan, their offense is as bad as advertised.

oops, long Miami pass completion.
 
2013-09-07 02:30:56 PM  

Aar1012: llortcM_yllort: Aar1012: I'm biased, obviously, but I still want to know why Oregon jumped Ohio State when Oregon's completion was a FCS team that went 1-10 last year?

Because Oregon didn't look like crap for three quarters against a shiatty team that wouldn't even make the playoffs on a regular basis in FCS.

Alabama didn't look like a repeat National Champion on Saturday either. That's my contention


Let me add my two cents:

While everyone else was playing a cupcake, PSU played an ACC foe. PSU won...and got 4 votes.

The rankings NEED FIXED.

/YES, I do realize I have NO RIGHT to complain.
 
2013-09-07 02:32:28 PM  

Aar1012: Seriously, Miami's QB looks creepy. Why does ESPN have to zoom in on him?


Screencap for those not watching?
 
2013-09-07 02:35:59 PM  

geom_00: While everyone else was playing a cupcake


Number 5 Georgia vs number 8 Clemson was the only matchup between two top ten teams.
 
2013-09-07 02:36:08 PM  
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2013-09-07 02:36:31 PM  
TOUCHDOWN PENN STATE!
 
2013-09-07 02:37:20 PM  

bel4sucks: geom_00: While everyone else was playing a cupcake

Number 5 Georgia vs number 8 Clemson was the only matchup between two top ten teams.


True...I forgot about that.
 
2013-09-07 02:38:34 PM  

bel4sucks: geom_00: While everyone else was playing a cupcake

Number 5 Georgia vs number 8 Clemson was the only matchup between two top ten teams.


I don't think Georgia should have dropped to 11. At most Clemsom and Georgia should have switched.
 
2013-09-07 02:39:20 PM  
What a boring early slate. Hopefully the 3:30 set is better. I hate the first 2 weeks of college ball.
 
2013-09-07 02:39:33 PM  

elguerodiablo: Florida's D is looking dominant.  Let's see how their O will screw it up this time.


Yeah its Miami, who's offense has been shiatty for years so its not a good judge of how good your defense is this year. A friend of mine has said for a couple years the best defense against Miami is their own offense.
 
2013-09-07 02:41:21 PM  

Aar1012: bel4sucks: geom_00: While everyone else was playing a cupcake

Number 5 Georgia vs number 8 Clemson was the only matchup between two top ten teams.

I don't think Georgia should have dropped to 11. At most Clemsom and Georgia should have switched.


For that close of a game this early in the season I'm inclined to agree, still I would like to see both teams run the table just to have them meet up in the last NCG. Just to give people one more thing to biatch about before the BCS goes away.
 
2013-09-07 02:41:24 PM  

bel4sucks: geom_00: While everyone else was playing a cupcake

Number 5 Georgia vs number 8 Clemson was the only matchup between two top ten teams.


True and LSU beat top 20 TCU.  But you know the SEC NEVER PLAYS ANYONE GOOD OUT OF CONFERENCE.  Like Tennessee against Oregon next week.

I'm torn on that one, I hate the Vols but live near Portland and Oregon fans are almost as insufferable/insecure as tOSU fans.

They still wear 12-0 t-shirts.
 
2013-09-07 02:43:51 PM  

geom_00: Aar1012: llortcM_yllort: Aar1012: I'm biased, obviously, but I still want to know why Oregon jumped Ohio State when Oregon's completion was a FCS team that went 1-10 last year?

Because Oregon didn't look like crap for three quarters against a shiatty team that wouldn't even make the playoffs on a regular basis in FCS.

Alabama didn't look like a repeat National Champion on Saturday either. That's my contention

Let me add my two cents:

While everyone else was playing a cupcake, PSU played an ACC foe. PSU won...and got 4 votes.

The rankings NEED FIXED.

/YES, I do realize I have NO RIGHT to complain.


They barely beat Syracuse.  No one is going to crown their azz for beating a mediocre team from low end BCS conference.  And they're playing a cupcake this week.
 
2013-09-07 02:44:15 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: What a boring early slate. Hopefully the 3:30 set is better. I hate the first 2 weeks of college ball.


As much as it's nice to see the Badgers doing well, it's against an FCS team. Would love to seem them do this well against some better competition, and soon.

I'll have to see if there are any other games worth watching. ND / Michigan looks interesting, but that's HOURS away.
 
2013-09-07 02:44:40 PM  

steamingpile: Aar1012: bel4sucks: geom_00: While everyone else was playing a cupcake

Number 5 Georgia vs number 8 Clemson was the only matchup between two top ten teams.

I don't think Georgia should have dropped to 11. At most Clemsom and Georgia should have switched.

For that close of a game this early in the season I'm inclined to agree, still I would like to see both teams run the table just to have them meet up in the last NCG. Just to give people one more thing to biatch about before the BCS goes away.


On a neutral field, I think UGA beats Clemson by 7.  Should have stayed in top 10, they'll be back, as long as they clown Clowney & Co.
 
2013-09-07 02:47:55 PM  

Evil Canadian: cameroncrazy1984: What a boring early slate. Hopefully the 3:30 set is better. I hate the first 2 weeks of college ball.

As much as it's nice to see the Badgers doing well, it's against an FCS team. Would love to seem them do this well against some better competition, and soon.

I'll have to see if there are any other games worth watching. ND / Michigan looks interesting, but that's HOURS away.


I am biased, but I'm stoked for UB/Baylor at 3:30. Khalil Mack is a beast.
 
2013-09-07 02:49:14 PM  

Evil Canadian: cameroncrazy1984: What a boring early slate. Hopefully the 3:30 set is better. I hate the first 2 weeks of college ball.

As much as it's nice to see the Badgers doing well, it's against an FCS team. Would love to seem them do this well against some better competition, and soon.

I'll have to see if there are any other games worth watching. ND / Michigan looks interesting, but that's HOURS away.


georgia-south carolina in less than 2 hours.
 
2013-09-07 02:50:05 PM  
We get Oregon/UVA on ABC.  I hope the hoos give UofO all they can handle.
 
2013-09-07 02:50:48 PM  
In MLB news, the Red Sox just hit another HR to take a 12-3 lead over the Yankees.
 
2013-09-07 02:51:53 PM  

PluckYew: bel4sucks: geom_00: While everyone else was playing a cupcake

Number 5 Georgia vs number 8 Clemson was the only matchup between two top ten teams.

True and LSU beat top 20 TCU.  But you know the SEC NEVER PLAYS ANYONE GOOD OUT OF CONFERENCE.  Like Tennessee against Oregon next week.

I'm torn on that one, I hate the Vols but live near Portland and Oregon fans are almost as insufferable/insecure as tOSU fans.

They still wear 12-0 t-shirts.


That's really lame, it'd be like a UGA fan wearing their 2005 SEC champion T-shirt.
 
2013-09-07 02:51:59 PM  

geom_00: Hey FFish.

HOW did You Pick PSU to lose?


I didn't.

PENN_ST.             37 eastern_mich.        18
 
2013-09-07 02:52:36 PM  

veedeevadeevoodee: emtbiz:

Hot Cheerleader thread............

Ann Arbor's a Whore


Woody is a pecker.
 
2013-09-07 02:52:52 PM  
Man that's bad call in the Miami/UF game, ref must have money on it.
 
2013-09-07 02:53:06 PM  

OregonVet: IamKaiserSoze!!!: Beat me to it OV, nice jerb!

[content.sportslogos.net image 850x588]

You got some mail... *cheers*


hmmmmmm, I didn't get it. Did you send it to my farkemail? Better to go to tcjon@yahoo
 
2013-09-07 02:53:16 PM  
Miami trickeration FAIL
 
2013-09-07 02:53:36 PM  
Hey, do we know if the rapist who raped Lizzie Seeberg still plays for Notre Dame, or did he graduate without being identified, punished or prosecuted?
 
2013-09-07 02:53:46 PM  
Miami vs Florida makes me root for sinkholes.
 
2013-09-07 02:54:39 PM  
Ugh.  From a 30 yard run to 3rd and 25. You're right steamingpile, Miami is their own worst enemy.
 
2013-09-07 02:56:22 PM  

elguerodiablo: Ugh.  From a 30 yard run to 3rd and 25. You're right steamingpile, Miami is their own worst enemy.


I'll take things nobody has ever said for $2000 alex.
 
2013-09-07 02:56:51 PM  

ffish: geom_00: Hey FFish.

HOW did You Pick PSU to lose?

I didn't.

PENN_ST.             37 eastern_mich.        18


Viewing from a mobile phone...sorry
 
2013-09-07 02:57:16 PM  
HAHAHAHAHAHAAH, Miami.
 
2013-09-07 02:57:26 PM  
Miami Picked!

Floriduh ball!
 
2013-09-07 02:57:41 PM  

JosephFinn: Hey, do we know if the rapist who raped Lizzie Seeberg still plays for Notre Dame, or did he graduate without being identified, punished or prosecuted?


Well the guy who sexually assaulted a girl that was released from UGA had no problem staying the starting QB for LSU.
 
2013-09-07 02:59:16 PM  

PluckYew: elguerodiablo: Ugh.  From a 30 yard run to 3rd and 25. You're right steamingpile, Miami is their own worst enemy.

I'll take things nobody has ever said for $2000 alex.


HEY!!!! I've right before, I can just be a douche about it so nobody ever admits it when I am right.
 
2013-09-07 02:59:29 PM  

JosephFinn: Hey, do we know if the rapist who raped Lizzie Seeberg still plays for Notre Dame, or did he graduate without being identified, punished or prosecuted?


That's some pretty disgusting stuff. Just what I would expect too. Where's the farking NCAA on this one?
 
2013-09-07 03:00:19 PM  
Great option read by Driskel.  Still going to fark it up tho. I see 14-12 in our future.
 
2013-09-07 03:01:15 PM  

steamingpile: PluckYew: elguerodiablo: Ugh.  From a 30 yard run to 3rd and 25. You're right steamingpile, Miami is their own worst enemy.

I'll take things nobody has ever said for $2000 alex.

HEY!!!! I've right before, I can just be a douche about it so nobody ever admits it when I am right.


That's why nobody has ever said it.  :P
 
2013-09-07 03:02:27 PM  

Apik0r0s: JosephFinn: Hey, do we know if the rapist who raped Lizzie Seeberg still plays for Notre Dame, or did he graduate without being identified, punished or prosecuted?

That's some pretty disgusting stuff. Just what I would expect too. Where's the farking NCAA on this one?


Flogging their Penn State.

/not defending child rape.
 
2013-09-07 03:04:18 PM  
Hurriception!
 
2013-09-07 03:04:24 PM  

Apik0r0s: JosephFinn: Hey, do we know if the rapist who raped Lizzie Seeberg still plays for Notre Dame, or did he graduate without being identified, punished or prosecuted?

That's some pretty disgusting stuff. Just what I would expect too. Where's the farking NCAA on this one?


They're busy making sure that none of their student athletes is making a farking nickle off their own work.  Unless the kids already a millionaire and lawyers up then that is cool.  We need a 18-21 developmental pro league.
 
2013-09-07 03:04:28 PM  
............and Florida remembers they're Florida.
 
2013-09-07 03:04:29 PM  
LOL @ Gators.
 
2013-09-07 03:04:30 PM  
Hahaha Flori-duh
 
2013-09-07 03:04:39 PM  
Driskel-ception!!!

2nd in the RED ZONE!

Spelled it right this time
 
2013-09-07 03:05:30 PM  
tebowmissmeyet.jpg
 
2013-09-07 03:06:09 PM  

Apik0r0s: JosephFinn: Hey, do we know if the rapist who raped Lizzie Seeberg still plays for Notre Dame, or did he graduate without being identified, punished or prosecuted?

That's some pretty disgusting stuff. Just what I would expect too. Where's the farking NCAA on this one?


God only knows.  At least Vanderbilt is handling their case the right way.
 
2013-09-07 03:06:11 PM  
Well that was more spectacular failure than i thought.  One of these teams will fail to lose this game rather than win.
 
2013-09-07 03:07:44 PM  
Florida's best defensive play is Miami holding.
 
2013-09-07 03:08:27 PM  
Nice drive there, Miami.
 
2013-09-07 03:08:43 PM  
pulling for Da U is just wrong,
yet so right today

it stinnngs the nostrils.
 
2013-09-07 03:09:43 PM  
My alma mater isn't playing this week, so this is stress-free football.

The UF-Miami game is nice and close.

Autumn really is the best season.
 
2013-09-07 03:10:31 PM  
luuuuuuuuuuuuuuuulz
 
2013-09-07 03:10:38 PM  
Flori-duh strikes again!
 
2013-09-07 03:10:45 PM  
Oh chit!!  FUMBLE!!!  Pending review.
 
2013-09-07 03:10:56 PM  
Florida, you ain't good.
 
2013-09-07 03:11:00 PM  

7th Son of a 7th Son: ............and Florida remembers they're Florida.


Yet again.......
 
2013-09-07 03:11:37 PM  
Did UF challenge that? Its out before starting to throw.
 
2013-09-07 03:12:19 PM  
Wow that play was amazing.  Driskel failing right after the announcers questioned if he could play in a big game.   Miami players running into each other trying to recover the fumble.  That's entertainment.
 
2013-09-07 03:13:01 PM  
Getting ugly in Miami
 
2013-09-07 03:13:36 PM  
Re: Vanderbilt rape case, even though the athletic department and university have handled it correctly IMO, it's a disgrace that it happened at all and I'm embarrassed.
 
2013-09-07 03:13:37 PM  

elvisaintdead: pulling for Da U is just wrong,
yet so right today

it stinnngs the nostrils.


Neither team looks very good so its OK to cheer for Miami, UF should drop down to low 20s at best, they looked horrible today.
 
2013-09-07 03:13:44 PM  
Florida's shiatting this up
 
2013-09-07 03:14:06 PM  
52-20. Vols look to cover the spread.

GO BIG ORANGE!!!!
 
2013-09-07 03:14:12 PM  
TD Miami
 
2013-09-07 03:15:06 PM  

steamingpile: Did UF challenge that? Its out before starting to throw.


all college plays are reviewed.  There are challenges but they don't need to challenge for it to be reviewed.
 
2013-09-07 03:15:37 PM  
Lets see if the UF QB can go full Delhomme.
 
2013-09-07 03:15:39 PM  
Vols winning. Gators losing. A UGA loss tonight will make this a beautiful Saturday.

/yes, all three may have a better record than UT at year's end.
 
2013-09-07 03:16:05 PM  
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2013-09-07 03:16:07 PM  
Temple is driving.  They're threatening to beat Houston.
 
2013-09-07 03:16:17 PM  
Anyone got a score on the Michigan State game?
 
2013-09-07 03:16:27 PM  

PluckYew: Re: Vanderbilt rape case, even though the athletic department and university have handled it correctly IMO, it's a disgrace that it happened at all and I'm embarrassed.


Well, yes and I'm sorry for your alma mater.
 
2013-09-07 03:18:45 PM  

7th Son of a 7th Son: Lets see if the UF QB can go full Delhomme.


3 fumbles and 2 picks is plenty.  That'll do pig.  That'll do.
 
2013-09-07 03:18:47 PM  
TD Florida
 
2013-09-07 03:19:04 PM  
Wow, Miami, wayta shiat the bed there.
 
2013-09-07 03:19:35 PM  
Whoa! Fla/Miami ain't done yet
 
2013-09-07 03:20:39 PM  
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2013-09-07 03:21:19 PM  
USF gave up 53 points to McNeese St last week.

Michigan State has scored 7 points against USF.

Oh, and that was a defensive score.

Hahaha, Sparty sucks.
 
2013-09-07 03:22:11 PM  
Miami recovers the onside kick.
 
2013-09-07 03:23:25 PM  

freak7: USF gave up 53 points to McNeese St last week.

Michigan State has scored 7 points against USF.

Oh, and that was a defensive score.

Hahaha, Sparty sucks.


What's th MSU score?
 
2013-09-07 03:24:13 PM  

IamKaiserSoze!!!: What's th MSU score?


MSU is leading, 7-6
 
2013-09-07 03:24:29 PM  

IamKaiserSoze!!!: freak7: USF gave up 53 points to McNeese St last week.

Michigan State has scored 7 points against USF.

Oh, and that was a defensive score.

Hahaha, Sparty sucks.

What's th MSU score?


The Spartans are up 7-6 in the 3rd.
 
2013-09-07 03:24:36 PM  

IamKaiserSoze!!!: freak7: USF gave up 53 points to McNeese St last week.

Michigan State has scored 7 points against USF.

Oh, and that was a defensive score.

Hahaha, Sparty sucks.

What's th MSU score?


Sparty leads 7-6.  Their offense is bad.
 
2013-09-07 03:24:52 PM  
miami suiciding....
 
2013-09-07 03:24:52 PM  

IamKaiserSoze!!!: freak7: USF gave up 53 points to McNeese St last week.

Michigan State has scored 7 points against USF.

Oh, and that was a defensive score.

Hahaha, Sparty sucks.

What's th MSU score?


Here you go.
 
2013-09-07 03:25:20 PM  
It's also worth mentioning that MSU is at home.
 
2013-09-07 03:25:27 PM  
Miami does not want to win this game.
 
2013-09-07 03:25:28 PM  
This game is the south park episode where both teams are trying as hard as they can to lose.
 
2013-09-07 03:25:30 PM  
holy crap Miami rum the damn ball
 
2013-09-07 03:26:13 PM  

JosephFinn: PluckYew: Re: Vanderbilt rape case, even though the athletic department and university have handled it correctly IMO, it's a disgrace that it happened at all and I'm embarrassed.

Well, yes and I'm sorry for your alma mater.


Vanderbilt handled it right? I thought they covered it up and wasn't discovered until police were investigating another case.
 
2013-09-07 03:26:19 PM  
Kind of surprised that Miami doesn't feel like it needs Florida on its schedule going forward to help them get into the tournament.
 
2013-09-07 03:26:48 PM  

JosephFinn: IamKaiserSoze!!!: freak7: USF gave up 53 points to McNeese St last week.

Michigan State has scored 7 points against USF.

Oh, and that was a defensive score.

Hahaha, Sparty sucks.

What's th MSU score?

Here you go.


Thanks, ESPN and Yahoo aren't listing it anywhere

I appreciate your help
 
2013-09-07 03:27:34 PM  
miami fails at even clocking it.
 
2013-09-07 03:27:42 PM  
I haven't cringed this much since the Australian elections.

Ugly football is fun football.
 
2013-09-07 03:27:55 PM  

NetOwl: My alma mater isn't playing this week, so this is stress-free football.


I went to Illinois, so this is the first time my alma mater has played football in about 2.5 years.
 
2013-09-07 03:28:28 PM  
The Florida QB is kind of a moron.
 
2013-09-07 03:28:37 PM  
Oh and to the ESPN announcing crew:

It's WEEK 2!!  You have no idea how "powerful" the SEC or ACC are at this point.  STFU.

Oh and ranking conferences is stupid.

Floriduh SACKED!
 
2013-09-07 03:28:38 PM  

bacongood: NetOwl: My alma mater isn't playing this week, so this is stress-free football.

I went to Illinois, so this is the first time my alma mater has played football in about 2.5 years.


*golf clap*
 
2013-09-07 03:28:57 PM  
Hmmm....28 seconds left on the clock, 80 yards to go....Miami on defense....Could it be Flutie part 2?

holy shiat apparently not. LOL.
 
2013-09-07 03:28:58 PM  
LMAO @ UF.

hahahha omg.
clownshoes
 
2013-09-07 03:29:06 PM  
Miami wins the ROFL Bowl.
 
2013-09-07 03:29:14 PM  
HAHAHAHAHAHAH.  That was a wonderfully crappy end to that wonderfully crappy game.
 
2013-09-07 03:29:29 PM  
What a PERFECT way to end a game between two Florida teams. Living up to the Fark tag in spades.
 
2013-09-07 03:29:38 PM  
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2013-09-07 03:29:53 PM  
So that was the 12th best team in country.
 
2013-09-07 03:29:58 PM  
Lol UF losing takes the sting away from Richt's fark ups last week
 
2013-09-07 03:30:10 PM  

steamingpile: JosephFinn: PluckYew: Re: Vanderbilt rape case, even though the athletic department and university have handled it correctly IMO, it's a disgrace that it happened at all and I'm embarrassed.

Well, yes and I'm sorry for your alma mater.

Vanderbilt handled it right? I thought they covered it up and wasn't discovered until police were investigating another case.


No, VUPD were investigating another 'incident', saw the football players acting 'suspiciously' on surveillance tape and called in Nashville Metro immediately.
 
2013-09-07 03:31:26 PM  

elguerodiablo: So that was the 12th best team in country.


Which is accurate, if the country in question is Uzbekistan.
 
2013-09-07 03:31:45 PM  

Pimparoo: Kind of surprised that Miami doesn't feel like it needs Florida on its schedule going forward to help them get into the tournament.


You will see fewer and fewer big inter-conference games now since all they have to do is maintain rankings and worry about winning their conferences with the new playoff system.
 
2013-09-07 03:32:17 PM  
BIG win for Al Golden.
 
2013-09-07 03:32:46 PM  
Michigan St with a defensive TD.

MSU D - 14
USF - 6
 
2013-09-07 03:32:51 PM  
Now time for the Ohio State Weed Plants!
 
2013-09-07 03:34:22 PM  

freak7: Michigan St with a defensive TD.

MSU D - 14
USF - 6


Good lord but they look awful so far this season
 
2013-09-07 03:34:39 PM  
OK, I may be a bad person for laughing that hard at the Old Spice alien abduction commercial that hard.
 
2013-09-07 03:34:51 PM  

PluckYew: steamingpile: JosephFinn: PluckYew: Re: Vanderbilt rape case, even though the athletic department and university have handled it correctly IMO, it's a disgrace that it happened at all and I'm embarrassed.

Well, yes and I'm sorry for your alma mater.

Vanderbilt handled it right? I thought they covered it up and wasn't discovered until police were investigating another case.

No, VUPD were investigating another 'incident', saw the football players acting 'suspiciously' on surveillance tape and called in Nashville Metro immediately.


Oh I thought I read Nashville police were investigating thefts, saw players coming and going then carrying a passed out girl to a car. At least they disciplined the players, most schools cover it up like auburn/bama/UF and at UF their coaches come to houses to taunt those calling the players out. Good god Ron Zook was an idiot.
 
2013-09-07 03:35:27 PM  
Meanwhile in news in the other football, Mexico's coach got the hammer today, surprising basically no one.
 
2013-09-07 03:35:46 PM  
Let's go 'hoos!  Hunt the Ducks!!
 
2013-09-07 03:36:45 PM  
Sweet, Gus Johnson is doing the WV - OU game.
 
2013-09-07 03:37:09 PM  

7th Son of a 7th Son: Sweet, Gus Johnson is doing the WV - OU game.


Damn, we got white people commentators on the OSU-SDSU game.
 
2013-09-07 03:37:32 PM  
Well, muschamp and driskell have set the bar.

Let's see what richhhhht and murray have up their sleeves...
 
2013-09-07 03:38:52 PM  
Apparently Hochuli Jr. is the official in UVa - UO.
 
2013-09-07 03:39:31 PM  
HOLY shiat what a play by Oregon
 
2013-09-07 03:39:33 PM  
Holy cow that Oregon quarterback is fast!
 
2013-09-07 03:40:11 PM  
Pac-12 crew officiating in Chancellorsville  ?  With Ed Hochuli 's kid on the crew?  Oregon may be screwed if it's close
 
2013-09-07 03:40:18 PM  
Goddamn Oregon, at least lube up VA's anus before you jam it in.
 
2013-09-07 03:41:11 PM  
Then they troll UVA with the fake extra point!
 
2013-09-07 03:42:11 PM  
Jesus, I step out of the room for 2 seconds and SDSU punted already?
 
2013-09-07 03:42:27 PM  

PluckYew: Pac-12 crew officiating in Chancellorsville  ?  With Ed Hochuli 's kid on the crew?  Oregon may be screwed if it's close



I suspect that this will not be the case.
 
2013-09-07 03:42:34 PM  

PluckYew: Pac-12 crew officiating in

Charlottesville   ?  With Ed Hochuli 's kid on the crew?  Oregon may be screwed if it's close

farkking Firefox spell check and bad eyes.
 
2013-09-07 03:43:45 PM  
Where was the middle linebacker or safety Virginia?
 
2013-09-07 03:46:42 PM  

steamingpile: I am right.


Two usernames forever entwined in FARKsports lore
 
2013-09-07 03:47:00 PM  
Shankapotamus!
 
2013-09-07 03:47:02 PM  

steamingpile: PluckYew: steamingpile: JosephFinn: PluckYew: Re: Vanderbilt rape case, even though the athletic department and university have handled it correctly IMO, it's a disgrace that it happened at all and I'm embarrassed.

Well, yes and I'm sorry for your alma mater.

Vanderbilt handled it right? I thought they covered it up and wasn't discovered until police were investigating another case.

No, VUPD were investigating another 'incident', saw the football players acting 'suspiciously' on surveillance tape and called in Nashville Metro immediately.

Oh I thought I read Nashville police were investigating thefts, saw players coming and going then carrying a passed out girl to a car. At least they disciplined the players, most schools cover it up like auburn/bama/UF and at UF their coaches come to houses to taunt those calling the players out. Good god Ron Zook was an idiot.


My ex-brother-in-law dated a girl who moved to Tallahassee and claims she was gangraped by half the Seminoles and nobody down there would listen to her. I believed her, because she was a nice, outgoing girl before she went down there and ended up a shut-in and a wreck after moving back.
 
2013-09-07 03:47:36 PM  
tOSU backup qb in...Braxton Miller hurt on first drive
 
2013-09-07 03:47:37 PM  
SEC East may not be circling the drain, but they've got that hole surrounded.
 
2013-09-07 03:48:49 PM  
Holy shiat.  Dontre Wilson has some wheels.  What a weapon he is going to be.
 
2013-09-07 03:50:24 PM  
Dingleberry Dingwell just threw ANOTHER int...pull that biatch.
 
2013-09-07 03:50:27 PM  

SubBass49: tOSU backup qb in...Braxton Miller hurt on first drive


Let's hope it's not too bad.
 
2013-09-07 03:50:37 PM  
Holy Crap!  Oregon 3 and out!!
 
2013-09-07 03:53:06 PM  
Oregon got away with PI
 
2013-09-07 03:53:30 PM  
Huh, he *does* look like his dad.
 
2013-09-07 03:54:32 PM  
Yakety Sax in VA.
 
2013-09-07 03:54:48 PM  

DirtyDeadGhostofEbenezerCooke: SEC East may not be circling the drain, but they've got that hole surrounded.


Well UF was waaaaaay too high, UGA should have been 10 at the highest and they have to deal with Richt/Bobo farking up games.

The best way I have seen Richt describe is he's predictably unpredictable I took it as meaning he telegraphs his plays and people know when he's going to try running trick plays.
 
2013-09-07 03:54:55 PM  
Oregon blocks the punt, net zero yards.

Oregon ball inside UVA 15.

Should be a 15 second drive.
 
2013-09-07 03:55:42 PM  

PluckYew: Oregon blocks the punt, net zero yards.

Oregon ball inside UVA 15.

Should be a 15 second drive.


Well they did miss a PI call at mid field.
 
2013-09-07 03:55:50 PM  

mikaloyd: Oregon got away with PI


Of course. Oregon gets away with a lot of stuff.

/Sooner fan still bitter over that game with Oregon
 
2013-09-07 03:55:52 PM  

JosephFinn: SubBass49: tOSU backup qb in...Braxton Miller hurt on first drive

Let's hope it's not too bad.


MCL according to the trainer...left on a cart
 
2013-09-07 03:57:21 PM  
and goal Oregon...pending review
 
2013-09-07 03:57:26 PM  
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suck it florida!
 
2013-09-07 03:58:42 PM  
And a Favre, Oregon
 
2013-09-07 03:59:06 PM  

7th Son of a 7th Son: mikaloyd: Oregon got away with PI

Of course. Oregon gets away with a lot of stuff.

/Sooner fan still bitter over that game with Oregon


That was a screwjob but it wasn't Pac-10 officials siding with Oregon, they usually screw the higher ranked team.  Especially in conference.

14-0 Oregon PAT pending
 
2013-09-07 03:59:44 PM  
TD Oregon

XP blocked

14-0 Oregon, 7:15 1st
 
2013-09-07 04:00:35 PM  
Had more hope for Virginia. Was looking forward to the Ducks actually having a challenge today.
 
2013-09-07 04:01:16 PM  
Virginia you are turrible
 
2013-09-07 04:01:48 PM  
What a luxury it is to have a backup QB who looks every bit as good as your starter when he's needed.
 
2013-09-07 04:01:52 PM  
TD Ohio State

14-0 Ohio State, 6:23 1st
 
2013-09-07 04:02:18 PM  
Nice push off by tOSU wideout...no call...TD tOSU
 
2013-09-07 04:02:19 PM  

Apik0r0s: steamingpile: PluckYew: steamingpile: JosephFinn: PluckYew: Re: Vanderbilt rape case, even though the athletic department and university have handled it correctly IMO, it's a disgrace that it happened at all and I'm embarrassed.

Well, yes and I'm sorry for your alma mater.

Vanderbilt handled it right? I thought they covered it up and wasn't discovered until police were investigating another case.

No, VUPD were investigating another 'incident', saw the football players acting 'suspiciously' on surveillance tape and called in Nashville Metro immediately.

Oh I thought I read Nashville police were investigating thefts, saw players coming and going then carrying a passed out girl to a car. At least they disciplined the players, most schools cover it up like auburn/bama/UF and at UF their coaches come to houses to taunt those calling the players out. Good god Ron Zook was an idiot.

My ex-brother-in-law dated a girl who moved to Tallahassee and claims she was gangraped by half the Seminoles and nobody down there would listen to her. I believed her, because she was a nice, outgoing girl before she went down there and ended up a shut-in and a wreck after moving back.


I know a lot of girls like that because they get out of their safe zone and end up somewhere they shouldn't be and forget not every person is honorable. I went into a frat house 'party' to get a friend who said she was invited but when she got there it was just a few guys playing cards and pool who wouldn't let he leave. She said she had to pee and snuck a phone into a bathroom to call us, the only reason I got us out of there was because we said her friend was waiting for us up the street and if we didn't come out soon she was going to the cops. I lied, I had walked there from up the street.
 
2013-09-07 04:02:58 PM  
ROFL Bowl moved to Charlottesville  .
 
2013-09-07 04:03:24 PM  

mikaloyd: Virginia you are turrible


ACC Football: Feel The Excitement!
 
2013-09-07 04:04:15 PM  

steamingpile: DirtyDeadGhostofEbenezerCooke: SEC East may not be circling the drain, but they've got that hole surrounded.

Well UF was waaaaaay too high, UGA should have been 10 at the highest and they have to deal with Richt/Bobo farking up games.

The best way I have seen Richt describe is he's predictably unpredictable I took it as meaning he telegraphs his plays and people know when he's going to try running trick plays.


I'm curious to see, if #11 UGA beats #6 SC today, whether they split the difference and are tied for 8.5th in the country in Monday's polls.
 
2013-09-07 04:05:08 PM  

LucklessWonder: mikaloyd: Virginia you are turrible

ACC Football: Feel The Excitement!


Uh did you miss Clemson last week and Miami today?
 
2013-09-07 04:05:57 PM  
This game is a freakin joke

Can't wait for a certain Sparty fan to weigh in
 
2013-09-07 04:06:04 PM  
Picked off, Oregon ball
 
2013-09-07 04:06:25 PM  
Oregon-Virginia has gone full potato and it's only the first quarter.
 
2013-09-07 04:06:43 PM  

IamKaiserSoze!!!: This game is a freakin joke