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(Iowa City Press-Citizen)   Cops say man was urinating in public. Man says he was pouring out a beer. Cops point out he had no container. Man blows .249, so his urine was probably beer by American standards   ( press-citizen.com) divider line
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2013-09-07 01:42:28 PM  
1 vote:
That's right kids,
pissing against a wall in an abandonedalley = public urination
pissing at a trough at a baseball game with 50 guys standing next to you = just fine
2013-09-07 12:08:15 PM  
1 vote:
He probably couldn't find his car in the mall parking lot.
2013-09-07 11:55:20 AM  
1 vote:

CruJones: For the record, Bud is stronger than Guiness.

From a % alcohol by volume perhaps. But Guinness actually has way more flavor than your typical "lawnmower beer" like Bud.
2013-09-07 11:54:43 AM  
1 vote:
You don't buy beer, you rent it.
2013-09-07 11:50:19 AM  
1 vote:
Yep. That weak ass American beer. OMG LOL - What about that airplane food guys?
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