CruJones: For the record, Bud is stronger than Guiness.
Day_Old_Dutchie: CruJones: For the record, Bud is stronger than Guiness.From a % alcohol by volume perhaps. But Guinness actually has way more flavor than your typical "lawnmower beer" like Bud.
Treygreen13: But there are plenty of extraordinarily strong American beers.
buzzcut73: Go Iowa! That's two weekends in a row that drunken shenanigans have made Fark.
offmymeds: He should have lied and said that he has "uromysetisis", that's it's his parents' 50th wedding anniversary and that his father had just been released from a Red Chinese prison camp and that if he was arrested it would break his heart.
Day_Old_Dutchie: CruJones: For the record, Bud is stronger than Guiness.From a % alcohol by volume perhaps.
Enemabag Jones: Iowa City Police are having this major community policing PR front and seem to be arresting everyone they can.Iowa City, yet another community that wants the benefit of a college in town without having to deal with those pesky kids.
buzzcut73: Enemabag Jones: Iowa City Police are having this major community policing PR front and seem to be arresting everyone they can.Iowa City, yet another community that wants the benefit of a college in town without having to deal with those pesky kids.This pretty much defines every college town everywhere. They do get the bonus of added revenue from issuing citations to dumbasses, so that's nice.My favorites are the people that buy old houses right next door to that nice big house with greek letters on the front of it, and then complain about constant noise from parties. They rank right up there with people that build subdivisions near the airport.
LionHound: PBR makes this all plausible. Indistinguishable from urine.
Enemabag Jones: Straight Outta Wells Branch ,Perhaps the kids in Iowa City shouldn't do things that would get them arrested.Oh wait, I forgot. This is Fark & therefore all cops are violent, evil scum pigs & they shouldn't do anything to people breaking the law./Rolling eyes.Like walk around drunk in public?
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