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(Fark)   Screw you, admin. This thread *will* go green and subby *will* hand out sponsorships. Why? Because it's "fark the man" Friday   ( divider line
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2013-09-06 04:49:43 PM  
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Moderator: Normally I'd ban him, but his logic was withering.

Also, I'm hammered

I'm glad you didn't. He's a good guy. There are all kinds of shiatstains on fark that deserve a ban far more than he does.
2013-09-07 10:43:09 AM  
1 vote:
Well okay then. I just spent $50 on you lot (as well as the 3 gifted sponsorships I got for reupping) I am spent, it was amazing and I hope I didn't disappoint most of you ^_^

if you ever have kids, this is what happens when you mix socialism and buddhism: Fark sponsorships for all! Tune in next time when I get slap happy and cash happy
2013-09-06 06:36:23 PM  
1 vote:

Texas Gabe: Sponsor me or I'll shoot this puppy

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One of us is old and slow, because I was about to post this:

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2013-09-06 05:47:28 PM  
1 vote:

somedude210: MVEAlpha: I don't get it...apparently someone wanting to give out sponsorships is a bad thing?

they redlit the first thread I tried where I was nice and everything, so I got pissed and did an angry submission calling out the admins. You never call out the admins.

They should've at least put me in timeout, but by their good graces I'm still here.

So who wants a sponsorship! Normally I'd have you donate $5 to a political campaign or pass the $5 on to another lost soul, but I'm just feeling generous.

/last time I did this, I blew $200 on sponsoring people
//I may not go  that far this time

Hand 'em out dude.  Like  titty sprinkles! Full Size
2013-09-06 04:47:23 PM  
1 vote:
Normally I'd ban him, but his logic was withering.

Also, I'm hammered
2013-09-06 03:14:04 PM  
1 vote:
Maybe banning is too harsh. Time out wouldn't hurt, though.
2013-09-06 03:09:21 PM  
1 vote:

somedude210: I will be here all night, admins. I just want to sponsor some people for the sake of sponsorship.

Jesus. Just go into an already greened thread and post.

Damn attention whores!
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