Ivo Shandor: Your Average Witty Fark User: NO ONE IS READING YOUR FARKING EMAIL[i.imgur.com image 380x380]Whether it's the NSA or your local cheeto-stained sysadmin, someone is reading your email.
Kit Fister: Time to go with the smoke signals and carrier pigeon.
MemeSlave: [i2.kym-cdn.com image 758x600]
MythDragon: UNAUTHORIZED FINGER: I think I get what you're saying, but anything that you can run in reverse and get the original message is breakable. A good encryption is like a meat-grinder. If you run it backwards, you don't get your cow back, you just get finer ground hamburger.I thought a good encryption was like sticking your dick in a pickle slicer.She gets fired too./Should have used that for the bad analogy thread.
UNAUTHORIZED FINGER: I think I get what you're saying, but anything that you can run in reverse and get the original message is breakable. A good encryption is like a meat-grinder. If you run it backwards, you don't get your cow back, you just get finer ground hamburger.
bunner: Was the obvious tag out behind the dumpster getting slapped around with a rubber hose until it pledged loyalty to the fourth reich?
edmo: Simple rule: if you put it out there somebody can see it.
dittybopper: Well, not *MINE*. Not when I use these:Manually generated and used one time pads./Keep your plaintext and keys off of electronic devices.//Pencil and paper FTW.
TheOnion: Until someone figures out how to quickly factor large prime numbers, modern public key encryption is effectively unbreakable. It's possible that the NSA has that kind of technology, but if they are withholding it they are holding back an incredibly important advancement in both mathematics and humanity. Which is probably the kind of thing they'd do
GRCooper: Smeggy Smurf: StopLurkListen: At first I *snip*Jesus farking christ goddamnit this is supposed to be a safe for work site. Good god man I'll never get that out of my mind. Holy shiat that was horrific and I've seen some shiat.Yeah. I didn't even know hemaphrodite manatees existed
dittybopper: Well, not *MINE*. Not when I use these:[img.fark.net image 320x240]Manually generated and used one time pads./Keep your plaintext and keys off of electronic devices.//Pencil and paper flashpaper FTW.
ecmoRandomNumbers: NSA. Why the hell is android auto-correcting that to NRA?
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