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(Gawker)   Husband asking people on the street for a kidney for his wife gets one   ( gawker.com) divider line
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5327 clicks; posted to Main » on 05 Sep 2013 at 10:35 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-09-05 10:40:31 PM  
3 votes:

I_Am_Weasel: Damnit.

Trying to think of a kidney related pun, but I can't and it's pissing me off.

I think you'll find that a good kidney pun is just a stone's throw away.
2013-09-05 10:44:27 PM  
2 votes:
Funny enough, this same strategy works when you ask people on the street for some dick.
2013-09-05 05:40:36 PM  
2 votes:
I'm happy for them and all, but I'm telling you, I'm never going in that Candy Mountain Cave again.
2013-09-06 12:48:53 AM  
1 vote:
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2013-09-05 11:15:28 PM  
1 vote:
I gave a guy this morning a buck on the corner.
I thought I was King shiat of F*ck Island.
2013-09-05 11:08:36 PM  
1 vote:
I'm imagining a scenario in which this guy is walking around, asking random people for a kidney, until one day he asks a guy who says, "Oh yeah, hold on one sec" and pulls one out of the trunk of his car in a cooler or something.
2013-09-05 10:47:35 PM  
1 vote:
He's a good husband. I would have just hooked her up to dialysis and gone looking for something new.
2013-09-05 10:45:11 PM  
1 vote:
Awwww! What a touching story. He's a great husband.

If I had a life-threatening kidney disease and no one in my family was a suitable match, I'd like to think my wife would do the same for me. In reality, she'd probably just try to sell all my stuff on Craigslist and convert my home office into a yoga studio.
2013-09-05 10:41:14 PM  
1 vote:
I'm taking my organs with me, that family never did anything for me.
2013-09-05 08:06:11 PM  
1 vote:
Should have just killed a drifter.
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