Huggermugger: AFA is now allowing a woman to speak on their behalf. Shouldn't she be in the kitchen making sandwiches?
LectertheChef: So now it's not unamerican to shiat on the troops?
ZZ9 Plural Z Alpha: I've read about how women now are in the ranks of the Navy, getting pregnant at exponential numbers;[www.geekalerts.com image 320x240]
slumcat05: Women have been serving on Navy ships since the 70s.
Satanic_Hamster: slumcat05: Women have been serving on Navy ships since the 70s.And they've been getting pregnant from doing so in an exponential manner ever since. Some suspect it's due to all the seaman they're exposed to.
LectertheChef: Yeah, I remember a carrier coming into port in San Diego once, you couldn't even see the ship, there were so many babies coming out of it. It was just a floating, ever growing mountain of babies. And at the heart of it was a giant uterus singularity, an infinite number of umbilical cords coming from it.
Sgt Otter: As someone who originally enlisted in the 90s, it is hilarious seeing social conservatives embracing Bill Clinton's DADT law. When it was originally implemented, it meant the U.S. Marines were going to immediately surrender to the cutest North Korean admiral in the fleet.
Serpentile6: LectertheChef: So now it's not unamerican to shiat on the troops?Not if they have ovaries or like it in the butt
theknuckler_33: If ever there was an organization that was more badly named than the AFA, I've never heard of it.
Uranus Is Huge!: Do they think we're arming our Tomahawks and F-18s with glitter bombs now?
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