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(Telegraph)   Men's magazine in India does sex study, discovers that India has the lowest number of sexual experiences, while horny Croatians are banging anything not nailed down, and some things that are   ( telegraph.co.uk) divider line
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2013-09-04 09:24:37 AM  
4 votes:

vudukungfu: Sad, because
they literally wrote the book on it.
Indian women are hot.
Well, until you get them nekkid and it's all bush.

Lack of a dating scene and parents that make Victorians look like Hugh Hefner may have something to do with it.
2013-09-04 10:26:04 AM  
2 votes:
I think the Indians are lying their collective asses off. If they're not having sex, how can there be over a billion of them?
2013-09-04 09:57:56 AM  
2 votes:
Croatian women?

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I can see why.
2013-09-04 09:55:41 AM  
2 votes:
India has 1.25 billion people, the second largest population in the world next to China.  I think they are having their sexytime.
2013-09-04 09:50:25 AM  
2 votes:

Graffito: palelizard: Wait, did India count all the rape?

No.  Rape is not sex.

Not to split hairs, but you mean "Rape is not consensual sex."

It's most certainly sex.  Not good, morally correct, etc., but still sex.
2013-09-04 09:16:52 AM  
2 votes:
Sad, because
they literally wrote the book on it.
Indian women are hot.
Well, until you get them nekkid and it's all bush.
2013-09-04 09:10:30 AM  
2 votes:
Wait, did India count all the rape?
2013-09-04 07:42:39 PM  
1 vote:

tmcottle: the red dot is not a target, many men think that!

No no no. On your wedding night you scratch it off to see if you win a convenience store or a hotel.
2013-09-04 11:02:45 AM  
1 vote:
Deodorant helps, but does not eliminate the Indian smell. My girlfriend is half Indian and even after she showers, you can detect a lingering Indian smell.

Also, I don't get laid enough. I blame the Indian half
2013-09-04 10:39:50 AM  
1 vote:
Eye bleach time:

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And one that may be NSFW
2013-09-04 10:31:18 AM  
1 vote:
I've you've ever been to India, with a female friend, you'd understand exactly why this is.

A lot of guys there are like bulls in China shops when it comes to interacting with women.

Why flirt when you can just grab a handful of whatever looks nice?
2013-09-04 10:30:57 AM  
1 vote:

theflatline: I dated two indian girls.

1 with blue eyes like in the movie Dune who looked like Salma Hayek.  She was 32, did not get laid for the first time until she was 30.  She was a freak, had to have it all the time. Big old bush

The second was 29 from a very Conservative family.  4.10 with giant hooters, and bald as an egg.

She had a phd and lived at home.  Her dad would give her permission Friday night to stay out until 9:00 pm.

Our first date she came over for dinner at 7:00 and said "I do not have to to spare" and raped me, because she had to go home.

The second time she came over she called and asked If i needed anything, I said condoms.  She showed up with a 50 pack.

It was great she would come over and we would get it on til 8:30.  She would leave and I would shower and clean up and be just in time to go out with my friends.

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2013-09-04 10:18:25 AM  
1 vote:
There's actually quite a lot to like about Croatia. Beautiful seaside towns, decent roads (for the most part), awesome food & wine, spectacular national parks, nude beaches, pretty inexpensive... you could do a lot worse.
2013-09-04 10:14:23 AM  
1 vote:

gaslight: This is hardly a surprise.

india has a high rate of condom failure due to the condoms slipping off because they are too large.
2013-09-04 10:11:47 AM  
1 vote:

Graffito: palelizard: Wait, did India count all the rape?

No.  Rape is not sex.

2013-09-04 09:52:08 AM  
1 vote:
I guess it's hard to get laid when you already smell like sex all the time. Seriously, deodorant people. It's not a new invention.
2013-09-04 09:31:53 AM  
1 vote:
No surprise that Britain likes kinky sex. They practically invented schoolboy bdsm.
2013-09-04 09:18:41 AM  
1 vote:

palelizard: Wait, did India count all the rape?

that's exactly what I was thinking...seems the guys have been getting quite a bit of action in my opinion...
2013-09-04 09:17:53 AM  
1 vote:
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Could have gotten laid if he wanted to
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