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2013-09-04 09:08:18 AM  
12 votes:
His mistake was trusting the dog not to roll over.
2013-09-04 09:02:00 AM  
6 votes:
To be fair, his dog is pretty hilarious when he's high.

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2013-09-04 09:10:14 AM  
4 votes:
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2013-09-04 10:04:04 AM  
2 votes:

gja: What a dumbass. ALWAYS mail it to the cat, they never rat you out.

That's silly.  The cat would just turn around and sell it, using some of the proceeds to hire someone to kill you.
2013-09-04 09:04:58 AM  
2 votes:

Outrageous Muff: How else is he supposed to deal with living in Cleveland? However, pot smoking does explain why the Indians are fighting for a playoff spot and still no one is showing up to the games.

Choose One:
(a) "In case you haven't noticed, and judging by the attendance you haven't..."
(b) "They still have a team?"
(c) [they're_shiatty.jpg]

/Go Tigers
2013-09-04 11:16:34 AM  
1 vote:

ongbok: steamingpile: CognaciousThunk: Well, if you're a black athlete, and you send yourself 2 pounds, you get 15 days in jail. Some difference :/

http://news.cincinnati.com/article/20120405/NEWS010704/304050027/Ben ga ls-WR-Simpson-serve-15-days-ja

Yeah he's a former athlete which is why he got jail time, most sports teams pull strings for players that get in trouble.

As someone else posted Nate Newton was transporting bales of pot and never served one day in jail. And to be fair, if you get caught with as much pot as the WR did you would spend years in prison not days just like Nate should have been sentenced to 20-30 years but since he was on a pro sports team he got off.

Nate Newton served 2.5 years in prison. He took a plea to conspiracy to distribute a controlled substance. Rumor is that he snitched on his supplier to get that sentence.

The second time is what did him in, besides 2 years for 400 pounds? Regular people get 20 years for that much and it wasn't his supplier, it was his partner in the transport. He got off light, just disproving the theory he only got out of jail time cause he was white.
2013-09-04 10:23:39 AM  
1 vote:

steamingpile: vudukungfu: Got a little labador in it?

I got that reference, I think it makes us both pretty old

Bullshait. It's not that long ago....


2013-09-04 09:36:10 AM  
1 vote:
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Wait, What?
2013-09-04 09:09:12 AM  
1 vote:

buckeyebrain: "They still have a team?"

uniforms and everything.
2013-09-04 09:04:04 AM  
1 vote:
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2013-09-04 09:02:55 AM  
1 vote:
Your dog wants steak.

Your dog wants dank.
2013-09-04 08:59:15 AM  
1 vote:
Got a little labador in it?
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