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(Gawker)   Are 16 cans of compressed air a lot to huff while locked away overnight in a K-mart till you are found the next morning passed out and covered in urine and vomit?   ( gawker.com) divider line
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4480 clicks; posted to Main » on 04 Sep 2013 at 1:07 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-09-04 01:14:40 AM  
11 votes:
You huff 16 cans, what do you get?
Another day dumber and pants that are wet.
2013-09-04 01:20:36 AM  
3 votes:
Damn Fark is full of a bunch of judgmental assholes.

"He who is without sin" and whatnot.

Who hasn't woken up covered in urine and vomit in some department store? Get off your high horses.
2013-09-04 12:41:39 AM  
2 votes:
The answer depends entirely on whose urine and vomit you're covered in, it could be flawless victory.
2013-09-04 02:56:36 AM  
1 vote:

just_another_asshole/jaa: From the story "This past Sunday, an early morning Kmart crew in Jonesboro, Arkansas came to work, only to find a pair of unfamiliar feet sticking out of a back-room cubby hole."

What I want to know is, do they come in and find familiar feet sticking out of the cubby hole often??

And are the crew familiar with the feet of everyone who works there? Because that would just be weird.
2013-09-04 02:26:27 AM  
1 vote:
100 Watt Walrus:

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That's ten minutes of staring at a gif I don't regret.

Nobody bug me for the next ten minutes.
2013-09-04 01:52:09 AM  
1 vote:
$100 a day huffing habit? Jesus, kid, get a real drug at that point.
2013-09-04 01:44:14 AM  
1 vote:

Barfmaker: The answer depends entirely on whose urine and vomit you're covered in, it could be flawless victory.

They don't know whose it was. You can't really dust for vomit.
2013-09-04 01:30:38 AM  
1 vote:
Leave me alone!  I'm walking on sunshine!
2013-09-04 01:15:44 AM  
1 vote:
Maybe he just had really dusty lungs?
2013-09-04 01:12:20 AM  
1 vote:
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2013-09-03 11:51:29 PM  
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