usernameguy: Beans and franks?
Apos: [beyondthebarbell.com image 300x184]
axeeugene: I have three numbers for zipper boys: 5 - 0 - 1.Haven't looked back since my first pair.
Chinchillazilla: I assume you just unzip the zipper from the penis by pulling on the zipper pull as hard as you can.
DeadGeek: It's not just us guys. Had an ex who had a pair of those back-to-front zip vinyl fetish panty things. She caught a labia./Told her not to go commando in it.
IbiEvacua: DeadGeek: It's not just us guys. Had an ex who had a pair of those back-to-front zip vinyl fetish panty things. She caught a labia./Told her not to go commando in it.yeeeahch. gdbdsjbg. Oh christ that sounds terrible.
Ima4nic8or: Razors??? wtfOutside of porn are there actually dudes that shave their crotch?
Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Ha ha! You all made fun of me when I went sweatpants-only, but whose laughing now zipperdicks!?
Ivo Shandor: It's the sort of mistake which a boy makes, at most, once in his life. Luckily my grandmother was a former nurse and I didn't need an ER.
JonZoidberg: Button flys are ridiculous.
gadian: I know a guy who legitimately accidentally slammed a drawer closed on his penis. I don't mean closed the drawer, he slammed the drawer closed. On his penis. I'll never forget that scream. It was horrible. There was blood. That was also the day that I learned that no matter how sympathetic I genuinely am, I have a habit of laughing at very inappropriate times.
gerbilpox: if not going commando
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