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(The Atlantic)   Playing poker? During my Syria hearings? It's more likely than you think   ( theatlantic.com) divider line
    More: Fail, John McCain, Secretary of Defense Chuck Hagel, hearings, State of the Union  
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2013-09-04 08:46:43 AM  
5 votes:

thamike: Thought we wouldn't notice, but we did.

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2013-09-03 11:50:51 PM  
3 votes:
Well, you can't blame him, given how great a Sec. of State Kerry has proven to be. It's not like McCain has any questions worth asking. I mean, look at the long list of countries the State Department has lined up as allies in this strike on Syria. Kerry's got the U.N Security Council convinced and buttoned up. Russia's promised to stay out of it. Britain's got our back, of course, but there was never any question of that. Really what else is there to do but pat Kerry on the back and give him a big thumbs up?
2013-09-04 08:39:47 AM  
2 votes:

PainfulItching: This is on par with some rouge getting ahold of a nuclear launch code.

Or an eyeliner getting a suitcase nuke.
2013-09-04 08:33:55 AM  
2 votes:
I wonder how many times they've had to replace McCain's phone because he wrote on the screen with that Sharpie.
2013-09-04 08:22:21 AM  
2 votes:
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2013-09-04 07:27:19 AM  
2 votes:
At least he wasn't playing Candy Crush.
2013-09-04 07:00:08 AM  
2 votes:

You Are All Sheep: Probably better than playing a flight simulator game and crashing constantly.

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This is the one that comes with the windows phone; it's impossible to land correctly.

\ yep straight to hell I know. 9/11 jokes are plane wrong.
2013-09-04 06:43:51 AM  
2 votes:
What's worse is that he was playing against Biden and didn't catch any of his tells.
2013-09-04 06:40:44 AM  
2 votes:
It's funny because people at work are posting on Fark to complain about it.
2013-09-04 05:40:30 AM  
2 votes:
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Thought we wouldn't notice, but we did.
2013-09-04 01:37:03 AM  
2 votes:
With the committee room a full house and Obama going all in, the people deserve a straight answer in spades from Senator McCain. Looking flush won't cut it. America needs its hearts won over, not beaten with clubs.
2013-09-03 09:55:15 PM  
2 votes:
2013-09-04 08:45:55 AM  
1 vote:

HighOnCraic: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chemical_Weapons_Convention

I wonder what the cosplay was like for that 'con.
2013-09-04 07:09:46 AM  
1 vote:

Lenny_da_Hog: Personally, I'm more concerned with the main point of the article -- people's attention spans in the smart-phone era are for shiat. They're becoming more rude and self-centered, as if there were no divider between the web and real life anymore. If they don't get immediate gratification from whom they're with, there's always a website that will tell them anything they want to hear in the moment.

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Knows that feel, bro.
2013-09-04 07:04:37 AM  
1 vote:
Yeah, this is like my professor being mad at me for reading a book in class - when we were reviewing, and I already had an A locked in.

If you know how you're going to vote already, you don't need to listen
2013-09-04 06:48:22 AM  
1 vote:
Probably better than playing a flight simulator game and crashing constantly.
2013-09-04 05:04:16 AM  
1 vote:

AverageAmericanGuy: Either we're the world's beacon of freedom or we're just another country looking out for ourselves.

Beacon of freedom? What planet have you been living on for the past 10 years?
2013-09-04 03:45:52 AM  
1 vote:
McCain's a royal deuce.
2013-09-04 12:09:33 AM  
1 vote:
That's no phone, that's a "MIMIC" (Mossad Issued Mass Indoctrination Computer).

McCain is just helping Kerry give the Full House the Royal Flush.

That's all.
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