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(Huffington Post)   "Ishag the meth-addled bi-polar swordsman" may not be the surprise hit movie of the summer, at least with the police   ( divider line
    More: Scary, Montasir Ishag, California Man, Ishag, riverside press-enterprise, I Love, San Bernadino County Sheriff, Rancho Cucamonga, bean bag round  
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2013-09-03 12:17:38 PM  
Sounds like a great cross-over time-travelling D&D NPC, though.
2013-09-03 12:29:42 PM  
Could be a great filk/parody of "Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer"
2013-09-03 01:03:06 PM  
Sounds like a creature out of lovecraft.
2013-09-03 01:06:27 PM  
Ishag sports just one meth-ravaged molar,
Pretty good odds for a guy bipolar.
2013-09-03 01:09:41 PM  
That guy is jaundiced as hell. I give him a month.
2013-09-03 01:11:35 PM  
Does bi-hyphen-polar mean he's from both the arctic and the Antarctic?

/is Antarctic capitalized? My autocorrect seems to think so.
2013-09-03 01:14:15 PM  
Youshould perhaps choose your shagmates more wisely, subby.
2013-09-03 02:30:59 PM  
Well, it SHOULD be.
2013-09-03 02:45:47 PM  
Approves? Full Size
2013-09-03 02:57:28 PM  
What a complete waste of bumwipe

/people like this contribute nothing to society
//make him into soylent green
2013-09-03 10:26:46 PM  
Contribute nothing you say?

Please.  If Chris Farley were still alive, the movie would already be halfway through filming.

RIP Chris!
2013-09-04 02:05:32 AM  
He could have contributed a lot to Worlds Wildest Police Chases. Problem being we would have to hear that douche John Bunnell narrate it. I can't stand him anymore. He has a distinctive voice but that voice tells me "There is an asshole narrating this thread" And though there are many assholes involved, he may be the most vocally annoying.
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