Smackledorfer: Pfft, I'm working on creating my own universe. I just need a pair of quilboars and some flying monkeys and we are set to go. Nimoy is waiting for me there. You can join too for 500 bucks, but you have to bring your own weapons as I've only done this once before.
buckler: If you want a real laugh, read the link at the very end of TFA.
teddybigelow: This is the greatest headline I've seen in a long, long time!I'm sure previous commenters got it, too, their brains have just been Swiss cheesed from too many leaps. ;)
Parthenogenetic: [images4.wikia.nocookie.net image 775x500]
OtherLittleGuy: [img.fark.net image 388x250]"It's...."
mongbiohazard: buckler: If you want a real laugh, read the link at the very end of TFA.That guy is blatantly and willfully taking advantage of people's ignorance and trust in order to simply make money for himself - and totally vulnerable creatures who trust and depend on those people will suffer as a result. The money they pay him would be best spent at an actual reputable vet, which would get their dependent creatures the help they need if something is wrong. Some of these people no doubt won't be able to afford that actual REAL treatment for those helpless creatures as a result of pinning their hopes on this guy's intentionally fraudulent service.That doesn't make me laugh at all, that gives me a sad.
WippitGuud: [asycophantic.files.wordpress.com image 625x313]
FarkinOgre: OMG, I got a greenlight.I can die happy now.
Dead for Tax Reasons: FarkinOgre: OMG, I got a greenlight.I can die happy now.lol almost made it 10 years w/o 1
Trocadero: Okay, w/ all the different things on board that ship that can and would go wrong, of all the random creature comforts, 19th century leather bound books, etc, there's no farking way the Enterprise-D didn't have a small pair of scissors or some other trimming/shaving stuff lying around. Did the ship's barber die, and Riker was too incompetent to trim his own beard? You're the second in command! You can't handle your own grooming?
FarkinOgre: Dead for Tax Reasons: FarkinOgre: OMG, I got a greenlight.I can die happy now.lol almost made it 10 years w/o 1Damn, I can't believe I registered that long ago. I'm internet old.
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