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2013-08-31 06:58:22 AM  
I'll stick with vegemite - made from the yeasty by products of brewing.
2013-08-31 07:01:24 AM  
I've drank a lot of beer in my day, but it's never been a flavor I've actually craved, more like put up with because I know what the end result will be.
2013-08-31 07:29:31 AM  
This is a trick question, right? "Beer, but hold the toast"?
2013-08-31 07:51:30 AM  
What the Italians know about beer can be compared to what the English know about lovemaking.
2013-08-31 08:01:02 AM  
"I prefer syrup."

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2013-08-31 08:16:10 AM  
When I was little, my mom used to put cinnamon & sugar, or just brown sugar, on buttered toast.

No, I'm not fat.
2013-08-31 09:18:46 AM  
I love beer and all, but: Just no.
2013-08-31 10:34:05 AM  
just toss it in the wine bowl and let Sheldon tell his story
2013-08-31 11:42:59 AM  
Geez is Italian inefficient.

RN1: Beer jam?
RN2: Yant to?
RN1: Aight.
2013-08-31 12:05:34 PM  

Mugato: "I prefer syrup."

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"First of all, right, if he's a new comer, right, I want him to suck my ass with jelly. They call it "toss the salad". That's the slang word: "toss the salad". It means sucking my ass, right, with jelly or without jelly. Some people use syrup, I prefer if a guy uses jelly, right. I will reach my climate, right, I will automatically get hard right. I will, you know, come automatically if he's sucking my ass for about ten minutes alone. It's a sensation feeling and it makes you feel real good. Most all gays do that, you know what I'm saying? Like guys to suck their ass. It's just like a pussy, right, but the only different is its not a pussy, right. It's clean, the person is decent, and the person knows that that's a asshole but in they mind they be lookin' at it as a pussy because he's in prison. So, toss my salad and let him eat me, you know, and we straight. That's it."
2013-08-31 02:08:42 PM  

Well that was an easy question.
2013-08-31 02:22:49 PM  
She don't use jelly, she don't use cheese. She don't use butter, or any of these. She uses vaaaaseliiiiine.
2013-08-31 08:45:28 PM  
Butter and honey or peanut butter and honey.
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