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(Some Guy)   Caption this melancholy man and perplexed poodle   ( divider line
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3234 clicks; posted to Main » on 29 Aug 2013 at 5:00 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-08-29 05:03:05 PM  
"I think, like the world should stop trying to like, hurt each other and like love each other."
2013-08-29 05:12:28 PM  
"What do you mean you're leaving me?"
"Butch is there for me; he doesn't treat me like some trophy wife, like I'm some animal on display."
2013-08-29 05:15:05 PM  
Man: What have I done?
Poodle: I will end you for this.
2013-08-29 05:18:30 PM  
Dog: "Lighten up, Francis.  It's a frikkin' dog show."
2013-08-29 05:25:30 PM  
"Grovel measly human!"
2013-08-29 05:25:39 PM  
"I don't get it! you're the most perfect specimen of poodle I have ever raised!! Why were the judges so hard on you?! I guess we'll never know.

Let's go home, Marnie's Pee-stained Toesucking Dogbed Slut. I'll get your kennel."
2013-08-29 05:25:52 PM  
I'm sorry.  I'm under a lot of stress, this has never happened before.
Woof...woof woo oof. (It's okay...I'm tired anyway.)
2013-08-29 05:31:24 PM  
Guy: "I can't believe we lost!"
Dog: "Fark you, this hair cut sucks. I'm going to scoot my ass across your pillow when we get home."
/Now with voting goodness
2013-08-29 06:02:11 PM  
Less bark, more wag
2013-08-29 06:04:34 PM  
Man, rubbing his eyes: "Geeze, she requires more maintenance than both my ex-wives."
2013-08-29 06:07:32 PM  
Angry poodle is indifferent to your suffering.
2013-08-29 06:08:42 PM  
Why has dog forsaken me?
2013-08-29 07:04:26 PM  
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2013-08-29 07:27:33 PM  
But, I don't have steak.
2013-08-29 08:00:41 PM  
"The things I put up with," sighs the poodle. "He forgot to bring me my shrimp! Stupid hairless apes, the lot of them."
2013-08-29 08:15:41 PM  
"I just spent $300 at the beauty salon and she still looks like a biatch"
2013-08-29 08:18:36 PM  
Dad, I'm gay.
2013-08-29 08:38:28 PM  
Dog:  No, man, I am NOT playing hide-and-seek looking like this.
Man:  ...5 Mississippi, 6 Mississippi, 7 Mississippi, 8....
2013-08-29 09:15:43 PM  
Dog:  "Oh, hairspray in your eyes hurts?  Guess what, you farking poodle-shaving weirdo, thanks to you I already knew that.  Dick."
2013-08-30 02:28:24 AM  
I might be an Argentinian ferret, but this guy is just a blubbering pussy!
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