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(New York Daily News)   After discovering empty bottle of viagra and a pile of birth certificates among her late stepfather's effects, woman has made it her quest to reunite the FIFTY FOUR children her stepdad fathered   ( nydailynews.com) divider line
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2013-08-29 10:16:20 AM  
4 votes:
So, is Obama's birth certificate in the pile or not?

Thimk, Subby, Thimk!
2013-08-29 10:27:06 AM  
3 votes:
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                          I got children's all over town!
2013-08-29 10:16:17 AM  
3 votes:
Like the headline, I guess the father missed the periods.
2013-08-29 11:48:02 AM  
1 vote:
every sperm is sacred-
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Didn't want to sell them for medical experiments I guess, (re-reads) perhaps he did . . .
2013-08-29 11:25:52 AM  
1 vote:
From the article comment section:

"Lexie Woods wants to reunite the entire Whitney brood. 'We just want to know where they are,' she said."
-Prison is a likely place to look.

2013-08-29 11:21:10 AM  
1 vote:

gja: groppet: My department is right next to payroll/garnishments. I was over there and they showed me this one guy that worked for the company in Lexington, KY that had 8 kids from 5 different women at least. And the last 3 kids he had were all born within 45 days of one another. I should have asked how much he had taken out.

Probably easier to calculate what is left.......

We had a guy who came in to apply for temp work at the firm I used to work at.  He was maybe 22 years old, if that.  During the interview he told us he told us that the hole in his employment for the last year was because he was taking care of his kids.  I made the appropriate "aww, how old?" noises and was told that the three oldest just turned six.  Ten in total.

Now, these were min wage positions, which at the time was $6.50/hour in Chicago I believe.  We hired him because, well, it's a min wage position.  When the order of garnishment came through, we had to deduct less than $10 from each of his biweekly paychecks.  Turns out you can't get blood from a turnip.

Good worker though.  I guess you don't get 10 kids by the age of 22 without being an energetic guy.
2013-08-29 11:20:46 AM  
1 vote:
That's a LOT of ugly kids
2013-08-29 11:03:20 AM  
1 vote:

WhiskeySticks: Was he bla...(clicks).


Thought so as well, but after a while, it loops back around on itself once you hit a certain number

0-2 children      white
3-5 children      white (catholic)
6-8 children      black
9-14 children    hispanic
15-22 children  black (pro athlete)
23+ children     white (minister/clergy/profit)
2013-08-29 10:35:45 AM  
1 vote:
I predict the first ever class-action will dispute.
2013-08-29 10:33:17 AM  
1 vote:
Was he bla...(clicks).

2013-08-29 10:24:36 AM  
1 vote:
Think you're so smart with your fancy-pants college degree do ya?  Who's winning now, huh?

Also: I got fifty-four kids to feed!
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I'd be screaming too
2013-08-29 10:20:26 AM  
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