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(New York Daily News)   After discovering empty bottle of viagra and a pile of birth certificates among her late stepfather's effects, woman has made it her quest to reunite the FIFTY FOUR children her stepdad fathered   ( nydailynews.com) divider line
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2013-08-29 11:20:46 AM  
3 votes:
That's a LOT of ugly kids
2013-08-29 12:26:20 PM  
2 votes:
So her Papa was a rolling stone?
2013-08-29 11:19:07 AM  
2 votes:
How did he get all those women to leave him alone after impregnating them?
2013-08-29 10:30:17 AM  
2 votes:
Life without consequences must be nice.
2013-08-29 10:26:01 AM  
2 votes:

sbchamp: How many welfare mamas?

How many tax payers are needed to balance out  that equation? 200-300?
2013-08-29 10:22:38 AM  
2 votes:
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2013-08-29 11:21:10 AM  
1 vote:

gja: groppet: My department is right next to payroll/garnishments. I was over there and they showed me this one guy that worked for the company in Lexington, KY that had 8 kids from 5 different women at least. And the last 3 kids he had were all born within 45 days of one another. I should have asked how much he had taken out.

Probably easier to calculate what is left.......

We had a guy who came in to apply for temp work at the firm I used to work at.  He was maybe 22 years old, if that.  During the interview he told us he told us that the hole in his employment for the last year was because he was taking care of his kids.  I made the appropriate "aww, how old?" noises and was told that the three oldest just turned six.  Ten in total.

Now, these were min wage positions, which at the time was $6.50/hour in Chicago I believe.  We hired him because, well, it's a min wage position.  When the order of garnishment came through, we had to deduct less than $10 from each of his biweekly paychecks.  Turns out you can't get blood from a turnip.

Good worker though.  I guess you don't get 10 kids by the age of 22 without being an energetic guy.
2013-08-29 11:08:20 AM  
1 vote:

DarkVader: Wow.  You were given an opportunity for someone to back off from a racist comment, and instead you come out screaming "Yes! I'm a racist!"

The racist card is commonly used by people who ignore facts and statistics and don't want to think about how to reply in a decent and thoughtful manner, instead just blurting out "RACIST!".

/Ever been to Amsterdam Bijlmer?
2013-08-29 11:03:20 AM  
1 vote:

WhiskeySticks: Was he bla...(clicks).


Thought so as well, but after a while, it loops back around on itself once you hit a certain number

0-2 children      white
3-5 children      white (catholic)
6-8 children      black
9-14 children    hispanic
15-22 children  black (pro athlete)
23+ children     white (minister/clergy/profit)
2013-08-29 10:51:30 AM  
1 vote:

Sock Ruh Tease: Badgers: [635x399 from http://assets.nydailynews.com/polopoly_fs/1.1438694.1377657030!/img/ht tpImage/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/landscape_635/siblings28n-5-web.jpg image 635x399]

Well, colour me surprised...

I'm not surprised - he'd have to be pretty old in order to have the time to have so many children. Women also tend to find red hats to be a turn-on.

What were you thinking of?

I was thinking of people of african descent who like to impregnate as many women as possible, only to abandon them when babby comes out.
2013-08-29 10:45:22 AM  
1 vote:

AndreMA: If he actually fulfilled his responsibility as father

How would that be possible? Even from a paperwork standpoint there's no way. These kids were distributed all over the place, it would be like running a homeschooling organization on top of your regular job.  He couldn't even buy and mail birthday cards for 54 kids without the help of an assistant.
2013-08-29 10:41:55 AM  
1 vote:

Loren: How did he find that many stupid women??

He worked in a strip club.
2013-08-29 10:37:02 AM  
1 vote:
not sure it's fair to pick up on his colour. all the big trashy breeder 'families' in the UK are white so it's by no means a race thing
2013-08-29 10:33:22 AM  
1 vote:
initially i thought headline should read unite rather than reunite, but then depending on how long sperm live in the nuts, I guess reunite isnt entirely inaccurate

dnrtfa, so may well be making a snarky point on which someone has already pre-snarked
2013-08-29 10:31:26 AM  
1 vote:
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Well, colour me surprised...
2013-08-29 10:18:09 AM  
1 vote:
"He was a likable man, a ladies' man," Woods said. "And women just flocked to him, mostly younger women."

All of those men with large trucks and other big toys that they use to cover up their small penises should feel a bit emasculated. This guy used his over and over and over again.

Woods was 3 years old when Whitney came into her life. Her mother was struggling to make ends meet as a cotton picker in Arizona, but Whitney gave them a house to live in and food to eat.

I have to seriously wonder if he really did provide for all them kids. I'm going to go with 'no'.
2013-08-29 10:16:17 AM  
1 vote:
Like the headline, I guess the father missed the periods.
2013-08-29 10:15:13 AM  
1 vote:
Wow. He sure helped out the world and society. Awesome.

We sure did need 54 more rabbits.

In two generations, that one man could have made almost 3,000 people.

Wonderful. God smite them, every one.
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