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(New York Daily News)   Life In The Fast Lane: Girlfriend pregnant, Wife knows, Lawyer wants money. Must sell 2002 Harley Davidson V-Rod (warning: sidebar stories may have Not safe for work images)   ( nydailynews.com) divider line
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2013-08-29 12:00:02 PM  
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stuffy: Keep the bike, sell the wife.

He is selling the wife, the lawyer is the broker, unfortunately he has to sell the bike to pay the broker fees.
2013-08-29 11:33:38 AM  
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Whiskey Dickens: Dingleberry Dickwad: loki see loki do: Actually, the V-rod is a pretty good bike.
This, of course, makes it unpopular among Harley True Believers.

I've actually heard that a number of times, although I haven't tried one out yet. I'm just not the biggest fan of the way the bike looks. I'd prefer something with looks similar to the Soft Tail, or the new Switchback, without the multitude of problems I keep hearing about with Harley's. Personally I haven't really had all that many issues with my somewhat older Skirtster, but I've always heard people on Fark biatch about Harley problems.

Translation:  I don't care if my bike is a pig, as long as it has chrome and looks like it would rule the trailer park.

/Bonus points for adding in "skirtster"

Come on man, you can do better than that. It's entirely possible not to like the shape and style of a bike without being all "lulzchrome". I also blame my dad for the "skirtster" remark. He's been calling them that since before I can remember and it kind of stuck.

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What an all chrome bike would look like.
2013-08-29 11:12:59 AM  
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He should have kept his V-Rod in his pants when he was out without the wife.
2013-08-29 10:56:40 AM  
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The Muthaship: How about AMC sucks?  Is that fair?

You shut your whore mouth.
2013-08-29 10:09:44 AM  
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Note to self: If you really want to get rid of that big TV in the basement, just put something eye-catching in the classified ad.

"60' TV for sale. Stolen from dead rapist who assaulted 3 teenagers. Money will go towards victim's counseling expenses and shovels to bury rapist."
2013-08-29 10:07:22 AM  
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