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(USA Today)   Guy fails in suicide-by-guardrail, so he opts for little-used Plan B involving a power drill. Still alive   ( usatoday.com) divider line
    More: Fail, Plan B, suicides, Central Indiana  
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2013-08-29 10:03:11 AM  
4 votes:
Killing yourself is about the easiest thing a human can do.

What a failure... should probably just kill himself...
2013-08-29 10:11:01 AM  
2 votes:
Killing yourself with a drill? How boring.
2013-08-29 10:47:42 AM  
1 vote:
It would have worked.
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2013-08-29 10:27:07 AM  
1 vote:
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2013-08-29 10:25:11 AM  
1 vote:
Tuesday's crash snarled traffic along I-69 for hours.

Nevermind failing to kill yourself - it must really suck when your failed suicide attempt is reduced to causing an inconvenience for drivers.
2013-08-29 10:16:13 AM  
1 vote:

NutWrench: Killing yourself with a drill? How boring.

If he'd succeeded he'd have bit the dust, but he wasn't quite able to pull the hole thing off.
2013-08-29 10:11:36 AM  
1 vote:

Slackfumasta: Assisted suicide needs to be legal in this country. This guy is obviously not interested in living.

Actual Assisted suicide should be reserved for those with terminal conditions such as paralysis, late stage cancer, etc.
  There isn't a lot of evidence in the article to work with, but this guy appears to be severely mentally ill, possibly schizophrenic.
2013-08-29 10:07:53 AM  
1 vote:
This was a triumph.
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