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(USA Today)   Guy fails in suicide-by-guardrail, so he opts for little-used Plan B involving a power drill. Still alive   ( usatoday.com) divider line
    More: Fail, Plan B, suicides, Central Indiana  
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2013-08-29 10:03:11 AM  
2 votes:
Killing yourself is about the easiest thing a human can do.

What a failure... should probably just kill himself...
2013-08-29 12:43:34 PM  
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2013-08-29 11:26:19 AM  
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2013-08-29 10:47:42 AM  
1 vote:
It would have worked.
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2013-08-29 10:25:11 AM  
1 vote:
Tuesday's crash snarled traffic along I-69 for hours.

Nevermind failing to kill yourself - it must really suck when your failed suicide attempt is reduced to causing an inconvenience for drivers.
2013-08-29 10:02:40 AM  
1 vote:
Assisted suicide needs to be legal in this country. This guy is obviously not interested in living.
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