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(Daily Mail)   Funeral interrupted by a voice from the clouds   ( dailymail.co.uk) divider line
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5964 clicks; posted to Main » on 29 Aug 2013 at 9:56 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-08-29 08:10:54 AM  
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2013-08-29 12:42:49 PM  
2 votes:

strangeluck: I want my funeral to involve drunk horses and ample-chested nude women with cans of spray cheese celebrating in a large champagne fountain.

Also, I want a guy in a grim reaper outfit to just very quietly stand in the back of the room and scribble in a notebook like he's writing down people's names, ocassionly pointing his pencil at people.
2013-08-29 12:27:47 PM  
2 votes:
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My uncle was a music nut, and loved Queen.  At his funeral, he wanted to have "We are the Champions" played, which we were happy to comply with.  The only problem?  The funeral home staff didn't turn the CD off in time, and the first few bars of "Another One Bites the Dust" came on.

/Still have a coffee brandy and milk every year on your birthday, Uncle Carl!
2013-08-29 09:23:51 AM  
2 votes:
Please stay in your seats until the coffin comes to a full stop...
2013-08-29 09:23:28 AM  
2 votes:
This reminds me to record a message to be played from my coffin during the most solemn portion of my funeral, perhaps the Old Man from the cart scene in Holy Grail.

/I'm not dead...
2013-08-29 02:10:24 PM  
1 vote:
"People of Earth, your attention please. This is Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz of the
Galactic Hyperspace Planning Council. As you will no doubt be aware, the
plans for development of the outlying regions of the Galaxy require the
building of a hyperspatial express route through your star system, and,
regrettably, your planet is one of those scheduled for demolition. The process
will take slightly less that two of your Earth minutes. Thank you."
2013-08-29 10:08:05 AM  
1 vote:
"Kent... this is god speaking. Have you been playing with yourself?"
2013-08-29 10:02:15 AM  
1 vote:
I hope my wake turns riot and the voice from the clouds will be a police helicopter ordering the mourners to disperse. Tear gas and rubber bullets.
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