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(Denver Channel)   Denver Zoo: We should let visitors hand-feed our rhinoceros. What could possibly go wrong?   ( thedenverchannel.com) divider line
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7661 clicks; posted to Main » on 29 Aug 2013 at 6:20 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-08-29 06:34:56 AM  
2 votes:
If this person that was bit was looking for a hand out, she got more than she bargained for.

Oh wait.... it was only her finger, suck it up lady.

I hope she signed a waiver before the feeding, I don't want the zoo getting screwed.
2013-08-29 06:55:49 AM  
1 vote:
Biatch deserved it. Some dumbfark twunt was shaking the food at him in an attemp to make him "earn" it as a pet would a treat. She learned the hard way not to feed a rhino.

Trust me. I am the absolute authority on matters such as this.

/I have a GED in Rhino law
2013-08-29 06:49:25 AM  
1 vote:
So, a bite to the finger requires an ambulance trip to the hospital? It doesn't say it bit the finger off or anything! Are they worried about rhino-rabies or something? I would've thought a band aid and a free pass would be all that's required given how trivial the incident sounds...
2013-08-29 06:35:09 AM  
1 vote:
Better keep an eye on this lady when the moon is full, lest she turn into a were-rhino

/Stephanie Myers is probably writing the fanfic now
2013-08-28 11:44:15 PM  
1 vote:

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Rhinos have teeth?

/who knew?

Meat is weak. There's no cell wall around meat. Carnivores don't even need teeth in many cases, they can just use a beak or suck the juices out swallow small prey animals whole.

Plants are strong. They have that cellulose cell wall that keeps them strong enough to build a house with after they die. Herbivores have crazy strong teeth and usually regrow them to boot.
2013-08-28 11:40:47 PM  
1 vote:
Rhinos have teeth?

/who knew?
//McCain used to, I guess
2013-08-28 11:18:59 PM  
1 vote:
You might not know it, but the skin right around a rhino's horn is soft like velvet. Totally worth the finger if you get a chance to feel it.
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