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(RIA Novosti (Russia))   Russian Deputy Prime Minister calls Obama a "monkey with a hand grenade," is now banned from the Missouri State Rodeo   ( en.ria.ru) divider line
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Amos Quito
2013-08-27 05:09:07 PM  
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So, Russians read Fark?
 
Amos Quito
2013-08-27 05:11:29 PM  
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/Dog and Monkey Rodeo


/sorry
 
MaudlinMutantMollusk [TotalFark] [BareFark]
2013-08-27 05:22:47 PM  
Kennedy should have launched

/придурки
 
Mentat [TotalFark]
2013-08-27 05:36:53 PM  
Oh please.  Our adventures in the Middle East are no where near as organized as a monkey with a hand grenade.
 
All2morrowsparTs
2013-08-27 05:40:22 PM  
Hey Russia,

How is Georgia and Chechnia working out for yah?
 
mediablitz
2013-08-27 05:41:39 PM  
Wouldn't he be the Grand Marshal of the parade?

/headline still funny
 
AirForceVet [TotalFark]
2013-08-27 05:41:40 PM  
Eat me, Dmitry!
 
mediablitz
2013-08-27 05:42:18 PM  

All2morrowsparTs: Hey Russia,

How is Georgia and Chechnia working out for yah?


They're busy laughing at us for trying to win in Afghanistan.
 
gunsmack
2013-08-27 05:42:45 PM  
Except that he didn't.
 
AirForceVet [TotalFark]
2013-08-27 05:42:54 PM  

mediablitz: Wouldn't he be the Grand Marshal of the parade?

/headline still funny


Agreed. The headline is funny, but not quite to *golf clap* IMHO.
 
SithLord
2013-08-27 05:43:30 PM  

All2morrowsparTs: Hey Russia,

How is Georgia and Chechnia working out for yah?


Chechnya.  You look like a damn fool when you spell it wrong.
 
Isitoveryet
2013-08-27 05:44:39 PM  
wouldn't monkey with a thermonuclear detonator be moar accurate?

either way, Fark you Russia, you haven't been cool since Gorbachev. drink up! ya shiatstains.
 
mediablitz
2013-08-27 05:47:08 PM  

gunsmack: Except that he didn't.


A'int one Tea Partier that thinks Obama is Anglo-Saxon. Not even half Anglo!
 
sheep snorter
2013-08-27 05:47:19 PM  
And everyone just keep ignoring that the Saudis just threatened Russia with planes flying into their buildings if Russia does not pull out of Syria. Plus also oil will be kept above $100 a barrel for the foreseeable future.

/Find the link yourself. How will you ever learn how to research things if you can't do it yourself.
//Virtual cookie for you being a good boy...
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AliceBToklasLives
2013-08-27 05:47:44 PM  

SithLord: All2morrowsparTs: Hey Russia,

How is Georgia and Chechnia working out for yah?

Chechnya.  You look like a damn fool when you spell it wrong.


Plus Russia hasn't been at war with Georgia since they burned down Atlanta during the Franco-Prussian War.
 
mediablitz
2013-08-27 05:48:54 PM  
Our efforts in the middle east being described as "canary in a coal mine" would be more apt.
 
Brick-House
2013-08-27 05:49:56 PM  
If I would have said that I would have been banned but its not racist when Russia says it.
 
Aristocles
2013-08-27 05:50:22 PM  
oh, so this is racism, but it is just fine to call Bush "chimpy"?

iokiyad, I guess, huh?
 
netizencain [TotalFark]
2013-08-27 05:50:50 PM  
"The White House offered legal justification, with spokesman Jay Carney telling reporters the large-scale use of chemical weapons in Syria presented a national security threat to the United States that required a response. "

Ya, we've heard that before.
 
mediablitz
2013-08-27 05:51:29 PM  

sheep snorter: And everyone just keep ignoring that the Saudis just threatened Russia with planes flying into their buildings if Russia does not pull out of Syria. Plus also oil will be kept above $100 a barrel for the foreseeable future.

/Find the link yourself. How will you ever learn how to research things if you can't do it yourself.
//Virtual cookie for you being a good boy...
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Not interested in giving infowars clicks.

Wasn't the SAME SITE claiming Russia was going to bomb Qatar and Saudi Arabia a month ago?

Your cookie is stale.
 
fusillade762 [TotalFark]
2013-08-27 05:52:03 PM  

gunsmack: Except that he didn't.


Indeed. He was clearly referring to Kanye West.
 
tomcatadam
2013-08-27 05:53:23 PM  

sheep snorter: And everyone just keep ignoring that the Saudis just threatened Russia with planes flying into their buildings if Russia does not pull out of Syria. Plus also oil will be kept above $100 a barrel for the foreseeable future.

/Find the link yourself. How will you ever learn how to research things if you can't do it yourself.
//Virtual cookie for you being a good boy...


It was a rather shockingly overt statement. I still find it hard to believe because it's just so evil.
 
Isitoveryet
2013-08-27 05:54:37 PM  

Brick-House: If I would have said that I would have been banned but its not racist when Russia says it.


somehow, i bet it's extra racist if Russia says it.

/those people are like modern day Nazis high the sorrows of being Russian.
//that's right, high on sorrow.
 
lilbjorn
2013-08-27 06:09:07 PM  
Russia has a Tea Party?
 
Isitoveryet
2013-08-27 06:14:37 PM  

lilbjorn: Russia has a Tea Party?


Tea
Coke
Pepsi
water
Potato Vodka

are all synonyms in Russia & they actually call it the Potato Vodka Party
 
LewDux
2013-08-27 06:15:39 PM  

lilbjorn: Russia has a Tea Party?


If by Tea Party you mean "people who hate gays and think that liberals ruined great country and only strong leader can save/saved it", then yes
 
eraser8
2013-08-27 06:24:50 PM  

SithLord: All2morrowsparTs: Hey Russia,

How is Georgia and Chechnia working out for yah?

Chechnya.  You look like a damn fool when you spell it wrong.


"Chechnia" isn't wrong...although, in the Latin alphabet-West, it's commonly spelled Chechnya.

The two are just alternate spellings.  It's no different from when someone spells "Hanukkah" as "Chanukkah" or when someone spells "Quran" as "Koran."
 
zerkalo
2013-08-27 06:25:28 PM  
A lying headline, on MY Fark? In my day, trolling meant something

I can drink to potato
 
whidbey [TotalFark]
2013-08-27 06:44:00 PM  
banned from the Missouri State Rodeo

Funny, you'd think he'd fit right in there.
 
gunsmack
2013-08-27 06:47:02 PM  

fusillade762: gunsmack: Except that he didn't.

Indeed. He was clearly referring to Kanye West.


Totally misread it. Pretty sure he meant Adam West.

/ makes a whole lot of sense
 
Tyrone Slothrop
2013-08-27 06:48:22 PM  

mediablitz: sheep snorter: And everyone just keep ignoring that the Saudis just threatened Russia with planes flying into their buildings if Russia does not pull out of Syria. Plus also oil will be kept above $100 a barrel for the foreseeable future.

/Find the link yourself. How will you ever learn how to research things if you can't do it yourself.
//Virtual cookie for you being a good boy...
[100x109 from http://i.imgur.com/zcF43Q0.jpg?1 image 100x109]

Not interested in giving infowars clicks.

Wasn't the SAME SITE claiming Russia was going to bomb Qatar and Saudi Arabia a month ago?

Your cookie is stale.


Here's a legitimate link: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/newsbysector/energy/oilandgas/1026 6 957/Saudis-offer-Russia-secret-oil-deal-if-it-drops-Syria.html

But it says they're threatening Chechen terrorist attacks, not Saudis attacking directly.
 
Funk Brothers
2013-08-27 06:53:40 PM  
Yeah Obama shouldn't be bombing Syria without Congress approval. Boehner should tell Obama that if Syria is to be bombed, Obamacare needs to be repealed.
 
oregon fubaralas
2013-08-27 07:44:32 PM  

Tyrone Slothrop: Here's a legitimate link: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/newsbysector/energy/oilandgas/1026 6 957/Saudis-offer-Russia-secret-oil-deal-if-it-drops-Syria.html

But it says they're threatening Chechen terrorist attacks, not Saudis attacking directly.


also here:
http://www.al-monitor.com/pulse/politics/2013/08/saudi-russia-putin- ba ndar-meeting-syria-egypt.html#ixzz2d5UVLSNv
 
2wolves
2013-08-27 07:54:23 PM  

Brick-House: If I would have said that I would have been banned but its not racist when Russia says it.


You know how many alts Russia has?
 
Reverend Monkeypants
2013-08-27 07:56:06 PM  

Funk Brothers: Yeah Obama shouldn't be bombing Syria without Congress approval. Boehner should tell Obama that if Syria is to be bombed, Obamacare needs to be repealed.


+1 internets
 
Snatch Bandergrip
2013-08-27 08:06:15 PM  

Brick-House: If I would have said that I would have been banned but its not racist when Russia says it.


Given the eccentricity of Russian vernacular, it's probably a compliment.  Like he's the hit of the party or something.  Nothing shakes up a Fatherland Day get-together like a monkey with a hand grenade.

/He still should have known better
 
doofusss
2013-08-27 08:13:48 PM  

whidbey: banned from the Missouri State Rodeo

Funny, you'd think he'd fit right in there.


mizzuory is where I live and it sucks    -

perhaps the fox news people were wrong?????


.
 
Lt. Cheese Weasel
2013-08-27 08:23:10 PM  
He can't call our preznit a monkey!  Only we can do that!
 
tinyarena
2013-08-27 08:35:54 PM  
This reminds me of an old joke:
What's small, green hides in the grass and is very dangerous?
A frog with a hand grenade!

/veal, good
 
Zeb Hesselgresser [TotalFark]
2013-08-27 08:38:01 PM  
Well, he is planning on taking down an Arab Ba'athist dictator over WMDs.  Anyone think this is going to go well?
 
Snapper Carr [TotalFark]
2013-08-27 09:06:45 PM  
ITT: People who did not RTFA

Actual headline: "Russian Deputy Premier Calls West 'Monkey With Hand Grenade'"

Which is a fair approximation of US foreign policy since about 1950
 
ArcadianRefugee
2013-08-27 09:35:30 PM  
I see your "monkey with a hand grenade" and raise you

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Noam Chimpsky
2013-08-27 09:45:46 PM  
Let's just impeach the chickenhawk warmonger before he starts yet another war
 
Prophet of Loss
2013-08-27 10:32:09 PM  

Noam Chimpsky: Let's just impeach the chickenhawk warmonger before he starts yet another war


Obama was responsible for 9/11, 9/12, and 9/13. PROVE. ME. WRONG.
 
spawn73
2013-08-27 10:40:45 PM  

All2morrowsparTs: Hey Russia,

How is Georgia and Chechnia working out for yah?


Fine.

Well, Chechnia is. Do you have any news on Georgia that says it isn't?

---

No, saying "yeah, but 10 years ago" won't cut it. Do you?
 
spawn73
2013-08-27 10:47:21 PM  

sheep snorter: And everyone just keep ignoring that the Saudis just threatened Russia with planes flying into their buildings if Russia does not pull out of Syria. Plus also oil will be kept above $100 a barrel for the foreseeable future.


Are you familiar with Poes law?

That is, it is hard to tell the difference between sarcasm and stupidity.


---

So...

You are ofcourse aware that Russia is the worlds largest producer of oil, and thus earns more money the higher the price goes.

You're of course also aware of the doctrine Russia has inherited from the Soviet Union which is to bomb any hostage takers along with all the hostages, as demonstrated here:  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moscow_theater_hostage_crisis

(during the Soviet Union they'd also pretend it never happened. But not controlling the media hasn't changed anything).

So, HAHA, you're very funny! :D

/or incredibly stupid.
 
1derful
2013-08-27 10:47:53 PM  

Aristocles: oh, so this is racism, but it is just fine to call Bush "chimpy"?

iokiyad, I guess, huh?


Any criticism of Obama is racist.
 
Craptastic
2013-08-27 10:53:24 PM  

1derful: Aristocles: oh, so this is racism, but it is just fine to call Bush "chimpy"?

iokiyad, I guess, huh?

Any criticism of Obama is racist.


White boys are so discriminated against.
 
inglixthemad
2013-08-27 11:15:05 PM  

Mentat: Oh please.  Our adventures in the Middle East are no where near as organized as a monkey with a hand grenade.


I don't know, the BBC had the farkwit comparing western policy in the Middle East to a monkey with a hand grenade, not just the US.
 
jchuffyman
2013-08-27 11:30:17 PM  

Snapper Carr: ITT: People who did not RTFA

Actual headline: "Russian Deputy Premier Calls West 'Monkey With Hand Grenade'"

Which is a fair approximation of US foreign policy since about 1950


Yup, nothing to see here.

That said, Russia is racist as fark.

/I was on a first date with a Russian girl in October. She knew absolutely nothing about American politics, but liked Romney because "whites have been proven to be smarter."
//She was hot at least
 
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