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(Birmingham Mail)   America, we have failed as a nation: the World Gravy Wrestling Championships are held in Britain and not the Midwest   ( birminghammail.co.uk) divider line
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2013-08-27 02:05:04 PM  
So, subby, you roux the day? *snicker, guffaw, larf*
2013-08-27 02:42:16 PM  
Wrestling in British food is probably safer than eating it.
2013-08-27 02:45:36 PM  
2013-08-27 02:46:17 PM  
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2013-08-27 02:47:19 PM  
I suspect he's not losing too much sleep over this.
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2013-08-27 02:47:50 PM  
wrestling in sausage gravy = a waste of good sausage gravy
wrestling in blood sausage gravy = so very sexy.

wait, we're talking about attractive women who are wearing bikinis when they start wrestling, right? DNRTFA.
2013-08-27 02:48:51 PM  
2013-08-27 02:50:43 PM  
White gravy or brown gravy?

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Not that it really matters...Gravy is awesome. It's what biscuits crave.
2013-08-27 02:51:40 PM  

gopher321: So, subby, you roux the day? *snicker, guffaw, larf*

ripping good laugh, old chap!
2013-08-27 02:54:22 PM  

gopher321: So, subby, you roux the day? *snicker, guffaw, larf*

Don't get saucy with me, Béarnaise!
2013-08-27 02:54:55 PM  
Man gravy.
2013-08-27 02:55:36 PM  
The headline could have stopped at the seventh word, for a myriad of reasons.
2013-08-27 02:58:06 PM  
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Sorta want/
2013-08-27 02:59:41 PM  

KrispyKritter: [300x300 from http://romnedcompany.ro/images/gravy-train-dog-food-song-i5.jpg image 300x300]

That stuff makes me go off the rails.
2013-08-27 03:03:07 PM  
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Looks like that English class I took in high school is going to pay off. I'm bound for England.
2013-08-27 03:04:37 PM  
I would wrestle in gravy. I don't know why. But then again, I come from a strong redneck background. I also can hear "Dueling Banjos" in my head right now and have also fell in love with Timothy Olyphant in "Justified".

/Something so hot about the Stetson, jeans, blazer, and boots...
///I'll be in my bunk
2013-08-27 03:22:08 PM  
We have the world Grits Festival.  Suck it  Britain.
2013-08-27 03:38:06 PM  
Makes a lot of sense to me.

In some countries gravy is for eatin' and it's a shame to waste it. In some countries, I'm not mentioning any names, but (cough, cough, France, cough, cough) it is sacrilege to waste a good sauce.

 In the UK, it's definitely better for wrasslin'.

Of course, you can wrestle in Jello(TM) any where you like. It's not really food and there's always room for Jello wrestling.
2013-08-27 03:43:39 PM  
Shouldn't this be like that yachting trophy where the country who wins it gets to host and name it?
2013-08-27 04:22:27 PM  
Whatever, I prefer the amature ranks.  It's so commercial over there.
2013-08-27 06:05:31 PM  
They must do something like this at that Juggalo festival of freaks.
2013-08-27 09:23:54 PM  
gravy or no, you have definitely faiied as a nation
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