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(NBC News)   Here it is, a list of all the famous movie lines you've been screwing up over the years. Yes, that's one there. That one, too   ( divider line
    More: Dumbass, Movie Quotes, movie lines, Lily Collins, vigilante, Skywalker, Magnum  
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2013-08-27 03:42:00 PM  
2 votes:
No truth-handler, you. I deride your truth-handling abilities.
2013-08-27 03:38:28 PM  
2 votes:
Apparently the article didn't have to show us any steenkin badges.
2013-08-27 02:07:59 PM  
2 votes:
List fails without Cool Hand Luke.
2013-08-27 04:39:07 PM  
1 vote:
Drew...really...can we please have a f*cking 'edit' button?
2013-08-27 04:23:47 PM  
1 vote:
La la Luuuukkkkeeeee, I am your

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2013-08-27 04:07:58 PM  
1 vote:

CoffeeMug: Clash City Farker: It's the ship that made the Kessel Run in less than twelve parsecs.

I haven't read the books and so don't know what the Kessel Run actually is (don't think they explained it in the movies?), but "parsecs" always bothered me.  I guessed it might be an asteroid field and he made the run the straightest of anyone...

That is the standard excuse, that he had to go through difficult space and used the shortest (and most dangerous) route. But I will put money on someone screwed up and assumed "parsec" was a unit of time.
2013-08-27 04:07:54 PM  
1 vote:

togaman2k: The more interesting article is the one right below it...

"Girls Gone Wild creator Joe Francis sentenced to 270 days in jail" - I feel it may be more intellectually stimulating than to read the same "mistaken quote" article over again.

Yeah, that was entertaining, and not just for schadenfreude reasons:
After he was convicted, Francis lashed out at the jury in an interview with The Hollywood Reporter, shouting, "I want that jury to know that each and every one of you are mentally f---ing retarded and you should be euthanized because, as Darwin said, you have naturally selected yourself."

He later apologized for his tirade. "I deeply regret the remarks attributed to me in the interview with The Hollywood Reporter," he said.
2013-08-27 04:04:44 PM  
1 vote:

suburbanguy: 'If you build it, they will come'

I don't know anybody who says that.  I've only ever heard 'he' because it's talking about Shoeless Joe.

All this time, I thought it was referencing his father.
2013-08-27 03:58:17 PM  
1 vote:
It's not really misquoted as it is grammatically awkward if quoted verbatim afterward as a 3rd person. In the movies those are typically exchanges among two or more individuals however when someone quotes the lines afterward it's usually done in 1st person narrative so it would be funny to say 'No, I am your father' or 'Do I feel lucky punk, yeah do you?'

People within earshot would think you're conversing with yourself because you are!
2013-08-27 03:44:29 PM  
1 vote:
No Princess Bride? How can you have a movie misquote article without any Princess Bride?

Or do people always get the lines right?

2013-08-27 03:41:31 PM  
1 vote:
Was it over when the Japanese bombed Pearl Harbor?
2013-08-27 03:36:50 PM  
1 vote:
"Did you ever misquote any of those lines?"
"I did what I had to..."
"Did you ever misquote any of those lines?"
2013-08-27 03:34:16 PM  
1 vote:
I have HAD it with these monkey fighting snakes on this monday-to-friday plane!
2013-08-27 03:31:59 PM  
1 vote:
We're going to need a bigger thread.

/salsa shark
2013-08-27 03:31:31 PM  
1 vote:
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2013-08-27 03:31:17 PM  
1 vote:

FrancoFile: List fails without Cool Hand Luke.

That's because what we have here is a failure to communicate.
2013-08-27 03:30:56 PM  
1 vote:
Oh yay, they recycled this article again
2013-08-27 03:29:13 PM  
1 vote:
The sheriff is a ni
2013-08-27 03:28:22 PM  
1 vote:
mmmmmmmmmmmmm  Shai Hulud
2013-08-27 03:27:17 PM  
1 vote:
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/not a movie
2013-08-27 03:27:06 PM  
1 vote:
It's an entirely different kind of flying altogether.
2013-08-27 02:06:05 PM  
1 vote:
Welcome to Earf!
2013-08-27 01:58:42 PM  
1 vote:
Go ahead...make my week.
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