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(NBC News)   Here it is, a list of all the famous movie lines you've been screwing up over the years. Yes, that's one there. That one, too   ( nbcnews.com) divider line
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2013-08-27 01:58:42 PM  
Go ahead...make my week.
2013-08-27 02:06:05 PM  
Welcome to Earf!
2013-08-27 02:07:59 PM  
List fails without Cool Hand Luke.
2013-08-27 02:10:42 PM  
Play it again, Sam.
2013-08-27 03:26:18 PM  
Luke, I am your father?

2013-08-27 03:27:06 PM  
It's an entirely different kind of flying altogether.
2013-08-27 03:27:17 PM  
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/not a movie
2013-08-27 03:28:22 PM  
mmmmmmmmmmmmm  Shai Hulud
2013-08-27 03:28:23 PM  
No, subby, I know the lines.  I don't screw them up.  You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the hell else are you talking... you talking to me? Well I'm the only one here. Who the fark do you think you're talking to? Oh yeah?
2013-08-27 03:28:45 PM  

ThatDarkFellow: [374x256 from http://www.sciencenc.com/event-help/Eye-Protection/goggle%20indirect.j pg image 374x256]

/not a movie

The goggles are ineffective!
2013-08-27 03:29:13 PM  
The sheriff is a ni
2013-08-27 03:29:21 PM  
So I've been misquoting these lines? Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn.
2013-08-27 03:29:30 PM  
That article is about as stupid as a screen door on a battleship.
2013-08-27 03:29:48 PM  

UsikFark: It's an entirely different kind of flying altogether.

It's an entirely different kind of flying
2013-08-27 03:30:12 PM  
2013-08-27 03:30:27 PM  
Say yellow to my fiddle friend.
2013-08-27 03:30:32 PM  
Missing is "Anyone...?.... Anyone...?"
People always add Bueller to it.
2013-08-27 03:30:56 PM  
Oh yay, they recycled this article again
2013-08-27 03:31:08 PM  
It's the ship that made the Kessel Run in less than twelve parsecs.
2013-08-27 03:31:17 PM  

FrancoFile: List fails without Cool Hand Luke.

That's because what we have here is a failure to communicate.
2013-08-27 03:31:31 PM  
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2013-08-27 03:31:47 PM  

EvilEgg: Play it again, Sam.

I was going to say that.

The line is "Play it Sam." "You played it for her you can play it for me."
2013-08-27 03:31:59 PM  
We're going to need a bigger thread.

/salsa shark
2013-08-27 03:32:21 PM  

Pinner: Missing is "Anyone...?.... Anyone...?"
People always add Bueller to it.

2013-08-27 03:33:26 PM  

FrancoFile: List fails without Cool Hand Luke.

"I can eat fifty eggs"?

/maybe not what you're talking about
//mmm eggs
2013-08-27 03:33:30 PM  
"This is what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps!"

/yeah, I know.
//Forget you, man!
2013-08-27 03:34:16 PM  
I have HAD it with these monkey fighting snakes on this monday-to-friday plane!
2013-08-27 03:35:19 PM  
"Play it, Sam. Play that funky music."
2013-08-27 03:36:42 PM  
Yippy-kai yay, Mr. Falcon.
2013-08-27 03:36:50 PM  
"Did you ever misquote any of those lines?"
"I did what I had to..."
"Did you ever misquote any of those lines?"
2013-08-27 03:38:07 PM  

Odd Bird: mmmmmmmmmmmmm  Shai Hulud

Okay is that what was said in  Dune or what people think was said
2013-08-27 03:38:28 PM  
Apparently the article didn't have to show us any steenkin badges.
2013-08-27 03:38:32 PM  
The more interesting article is the one right below it...

"Girls Gone Wild creator Joe Francis sentenced to 270 days in jail" - I feel it may be more intellectually stimulating than to read the same "mistaken quote" article over again.
2013-08-27 03:39:12 PM  
I'm going to make him an otter he can't refuse.
2013-08-27 03:39:51 PM  
"I expected the Rocky Mountains to be a little rockier than this."
"I was thinking the same thing. That Bob Denver's full of shiat, man."

It is funny, because he gets the wrong Denver.  Bob Denver was Gilligan!
2013-08-27 03:39:56 PM  
May the Force be Mr. Magoo.
2013-08-27 03:40:06 PM  
Was it over when the British bombed Pearl Harbor??
2013-08-27 03:40:40 PM  
"Red, do you remember the name if that town?"

/got nuthin
2013-08-27 03:40:42 PM  
I love the smell of facepalm in the morning.
2013-08-27 03:40:46 PM  
Which movies? I gots to know!
2013-08-27 03:40:57 PM  
Luke, I am your father.

Why is this a misquote?  It's not a quote from The Empire Strikes Back, it's a quote from Tommy Boy.
2013-08-27 03:41:06 PM  
Wash it over when the Germans stalled Merle's starter?
2013-08-27 03:41:30 PM  
E.T. phone for a pizza.
2013-08-27 03:41:31 PM  
Was it over when the Japanese bombed Pearl Harbor?
2013-08-27 03:41:46 PM  
What, are going to say next that Gandalf didn't say "Use the Force, Harry"?

/best role in Patrick Stewart's career, I tell you.
2013-08-27 03:42:00 PM  
No truth-handler, you. I deride your truth-handling abilities.
2013-08-27 03:42:18 PM  
I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to like fake tits anymore!
2013-08-27 03:42:27 PM  
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Flip you melon farmer!
2013-08-27 03:42:36 PM  
Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him, Horatio: a fellow 
of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy: he hath 
borne me on his back a thousand times; and now, how 
abhorred in my imagination it is! my gorge rims at 
it. Here hung those lips that I have kissed I know 
not how oft. Where be your gibes now? your 
gambols? your songs? your flashes of merriment, 
that were wont to set the table on a roar? Not one 
now, to mock your own grinning? quite chap-fallen
2013-08-27 03:43:10 PM  
Why pretend, we both know perfectly well what this is about. You want me to have an abortion.
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