EngineerBob: Unless the sacrifice calls for a virgin.
Purple_Jack: The Aberdeen fans will be fuming about this.
Inchoate: At least it isn't a barbecued marmot.
uncoveror: This will hurt Kazakhstan's image worse than anything in the Borat movie or Da Ali G. Show.
dabbletech: So a man walks into a bar, and sits down. He starts a conversation with an old guy next to him. The old guy has obviously had a few. He says to the man:"You see that dock out there? Built it myself, hand crafted each piece, and it's the best dock in town! But do they call me "McGregor the dock builder"? No!And you see that bridge over there? I built that, took me two months, through rain, sleet and scoarching weather, but do they call me "McGregor the bridge builder"? No!And you see that pier over there, I built that, best pier in the county! But do they call me "McGregor the pier builder"? No!"The old guy looks around, and makes sure that nobody is listening, and leans to the man, and he says:"but you fark one wee little sheep..."/oblig
DubtodaIll: FFS why do people ever listen to PETA?
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