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(OK Magazine)   Disappointing absolutely no one, Simon Cowell's first child will not be named Paula   ( divider line
    More: Followup, Simon Cowell, birth order, Daily Star, socialite  
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526 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 27 Aug 2013 at 9:13 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-08-27 09:21:55 AM  
I think something like Popinjay would work for his kid.  Or Smedley.
2013-08-27 09:30:02 AM  
He should name her 'Engine'.
2013-08-27 09:42:56 AM  

Englebert Slaptyback: He should name her 'Engine'.

Or Bat.

/but it'll be Damien
//and tell that one doctor with the revealing tests to take the stairs, NOT the elevator
2013-08-27 10:39:26 AM  
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2013-08-27 12:36:10 PM  
I feel like I've gotta post in this thread to get it every bit closer to 10 posts total.
2013-08-28 09:08:01 AM  
golf clap, subby

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