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(Komo)   "I swear to god if your [expletive] with me I will steal your car and melt it down to [expletive], then busy in your house and [expletive] on your [expletive] couch, paybacks a [expletive] keep playing [your dog] home alone"   ( komonews.com) divider line
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2013-08-27 09:40:16 AM  
2 votes:
2013-08-27 09:04:29 AM  
2 votes:
Oh I love Mad Libs!

1. (state of being)
2. (noun)
3. (action verb)
4. (adjective)
5. (noun)
6. (name)

Oh and it is 'you're', smitty.
2013-08-27 09:54:51 AM  
1 vote:
Police are investigating the incident as possible stalking and burglary.

The Zimmerman trial is way over. It was established that stalkers have every right to shoot if they feel threatened.
2013-08-27 09:42:34 AM  
1 vote:

CapeFearCadaver: Well then. That's a sure fire way to get her there, bucko!

LOL.  Yeah, this line of 'thinking' always amuses me.

I was walking around DuPont Circle in DC one time and panhandler asked a nice lady walking front of me for money.  She very politely said (and even looked at him), "Sorry.  Not today."

He launched into the loudest, most profane rant.  He was red in the face as he screamed every foul insult he could think of at her.

And I'm just thinking, "Yeah, like she or anyone else is gonna give you a buck now."
2013-08-27 08:41:27 AM  
1 vote:
Who stabs a house?  Honestly!

I also believe that the proper translation is...

"I swear to god if your [intercoursing] with me I will steal your car and melt it down to [excrement], then busy in your house and [evacuate my bowels] on your [copulating] couch, paybacks a [female dog] keep playing [?????] home alone"
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