hubiestubert: In all honesty, I hope all the self referenced "Nice Guys" read this and mebbee take a moment or two of reflection.
Salmon: I preferred pictures.[205x270 from http://lisadelay.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/5737924_std.jpg image 205x270]
Satan's Bunny Slippers: blocked at work.Copypasta anyone?
abhorrent1: Never saw swingers.
amundb: So the takeaway from this is to treat women like shiat? Got it.//Learned that a long time ago///Only gets you through college though
UsikFark: Satan's Bunny Slippers: blocked at work.Copypasta anyone?***"The Fool on the Hill"I'm sure I'll often wonder why I even bothered to write this letter. Bet then again, what that we do really matters? This has been a confusing week of disheartening realizations and I feel as if I've been the recipient of ill will from a lot of people.It started with finally figuring out that you could give less than a nanosecond of thought to the fact that I exist. Actually, you are probably languishing over the thought of having to interact with me again since you have my CDs and I have your coat. This is a bad time.There was a quote in The Daily today that was tell-tale of your actions toward me over the past two and a half weeks: "(After we first hook up), when I see him I'll say 'hi'. Then if I'm not interested, I'll usually end up blowing him off." And girls wonder why I can be so insecure and self-deprecating! They do it to me. Everything will seem fine between us, then she'll simply act like I'm a stranger without elaboration. Case-in-point illustration: After we went out all seemed fine except maybe I'd been a little too bashful at times. I called you a couple of times a week, most of the time having to leave a message.When I did get to you, you'd say you're behind on school or be doing something else. Hint taken. I know that if someone likes you -- extreme circumstances aside -- they're going to find a way to spend time with you. So I pretty much knew what the deal was, but I still felt like pursuing it a bit, getting no positive feedback. Your roommate acts like my friends and I are trash when we run into her at frat parties. Then two weeks to the day since I'd last seen you, I see you approaching with a group of about four other people. We make brief eye contact.As I get ready to open my mouth to say hello, you turn to someone on the opposite side of me to say something. My mind is thrown into a whirlwind of rage and my body starts shaking. How could you act ...
CrazyCracka420: OldManDownDRoad you sound like the guy in the comic that Cyno01 posted.Why do you have so many close female friends?
tripleseven: I obsessed over my fiancée for about 3 months, while she avoided me.Finally, one day it happened. She gave reasons for the distance, which were extremely valid.Not to encourage any sad sacks out there, but, just imagine if I had not continued in my pursuit.It did get close, of course, to me sucking it up and walking away.This was 12 years ago, and we're still together.
tripleseven: Not to encourage any sad sacks out there, but, just imagine if I had not continued in my pursuit.
OldManDownDRoad: amundb: So the takeaway from this is to treat women like shiat? Got it.//Learned that a long time ago///Only gets you through college thoughSadly, it's still true into middle age.Among my female friends I can name1. The woman who had a baby with a felon who was out on parole (for beating her) when she got preggers, he's back inside now for armed robbery. She's living in her father's basement.2. The woman who just got preggers with a man she temporarily left last year after living with him for five years because he "wouldn't commit" but now says "he's all in now!" even though he still won't get married. I helped her step-dad refit her old bedroom into a nursery, we're both positive that she and the baby will be back soon.3. The woman who just dumped a guy she'd been dating for two years in order to resume an affair with a married man.And on and on. Sure, guys make bad decisions, but those bad decisions seem to be all over the map. Women's bad choices seem to revolve men who mistreat them. It's really sad, and one of the reasons I'm glad my close female friends are either happily married or have decided to just be single instead of dealing with guys who treat them like crap./and it's a damned mystery to me
Satan's Bunny Slippers: 1) Jeez what a whiny ass2) biatch couldn't answer the phone and say "thanks, but no"?Two losers
mediablitz: Satan's Bunny Slippers: 1) Jeez what a whiny ass2) biatch couldn't answer the phone and say "thanks, but no"?Two losersHe laughed about it when she sent it to him before publishing. Passed it off to being a 19 year old with no self confidence.She still seems unaware that she is a self-indulgent idiot.
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