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(Bleacher Report)   Can Bryan even the score with Orton, the Corporate Bagman? Can RVD and Ricardo survive the Wellness Policy together? Have the Wyatts sold Kane on fiat currency? Find out tonight on RAW (8pm est)   ( divider line
    More: Cool, Corporate Bagman, skin, Intercontinental Title, Rob Van Dam, Joe Louis Arena, Night of Champions, Paul Heyman, Alberto Del Rio  
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2013-08-26 03:01:30 PM  
2 votes:

Fisty Bum: Hi, FWC.  How are things?

I need your collective advice.  I'm heading to the Toronto Raw on Sept. 9 and am in need of ideas for signs.  Clearly, I'm making both a FWC and Gredunza sign, but any other suggestions?

2013-08-27 10:28:12 PM  
1 vote:

tbaughm: IAmTheTagTeamChampions: clintster: 1979 - Ric Flair (with a broken freakin' nose) cuts a promo on Greg Valentine

Since we're discussing and linking great promos...

Allow me to one up that.

A promo from the smartest athelete the University of Michigan ever produced. XD
2013-08-27 07:56:27 PM  
1 vote:

verbaltoxin: [480x360 from image 480x360]

This is a meme. Someone type some Impact font text on it.

Like this?
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2013-08-27 05:13:40 PM  
1 vote:

Captain Steroid: The Bestest: Captain Steroid: Nonrepeating Rotating Binary: Wait, Scott Hall was sober enough to hold a belt in 1999?


They put it on him, anyway. -_-

Alright CS, spill it.. what's your beef with Razor?


Cap kinda has a thing for TV titles, lulz
2013-08-27 02:05:07 PM  
1 vote:
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2013-08-27 12:28:27 PM  
1 vote:
Had stuff to do last night, but caught up this morning. Have to say it was a great show! A solid B!

1. AJ melted my face with that promo. The Bellas screeching like harpies in the background only proved her point. AJ is the hero the Diva division needs, but doesn't deserve or something. But yeah, she gave me a promo boner. A proner.

2. Zeb. Yeah it's racist, but that's his thing, right? I think he'll go way too far and Swaggs and Antonio will turn on him. I think that's what it's building to.

3. D-Bry can continue to do no wrong in my book. Match was solid as always. Hunter and Orton are playing the heels perfectly. Hunter just walking up and mean-mugging the talent, you can tell he loves to be the villain.
Hey Big Show, WTF?! You have an iron clad contract right? I was hoping I'd actually see the lightbulb pop over his head and have him knock out Hunter and clear the ring. Oh well. Maybe next week.
2013-08-26 11:08:43 PM  
1 vote:

Dougie AXP: That's it. I'm out.

do you say that every week?
2013-08-26 10:30:14 PM  
1 vote:
Okay. Anyone want to bet "millions of dollars" that they have Zeb dress as a "ghost" for Halloween?
2013-08-26 10:29:19 PM  
1 vote:

Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: eddievercetti: Kofi Kingston @TrueKofi 2m
Well if he's just gonna keep leaving his cars around... #RAW

Haha good one Kofi

The only thing that could have appeared on the side of that Caddy that would have made me laugh any harder would have been "FREE [REDACTED]"
2013-08-26 10:26:44 PM  
1 vote:
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2013-08-26 10:01:58 PM  
1 vote:

machoprogrammer: God, I hate Orton's music.

According to some well-placed sources, this is his new theme
2013-08-26 09:56:57 PM  
1 vote:

ShiningWizard: The_Y2P_Problem: silgryphon: The Grudenza belt has been passed on by so many people that it's got VD

Yeah... sorry about that.  I've been meaning to call to let everyone know.. but... surprise!

Why do you think I keep making new ones? lulz Full Size
2013-08-26 09:53:36 PM  
1 vote:
Damn. Heyman got into RVD's good stash.
2013-08-26 09:35:00 PM  
1 vote:

Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: robsul82: In other news, Saints acquired OLB Parys Haralson just now...not familiar, anyone know anything about this dude?

His brother Woody is a good actor

The person who filled out his birth certificate was functionally illiterate?
2013-08-26 09:30:59 PM  
1 vote:

silgryphon: ShiningWizard: globalwarmingpraiser: I think AJ just accidently turned face. Oh I would unlace her Chuck Taylors.

Don't bite off more then youi can chew. This things are a PAIN to unlace! Especially if the laces get wet then dry again, ugh!

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Why the hell would you buy those?

Dude, You're asking a woman to give a reason for buying shoes?  :P
2013-08-26 09:25:06 PM  
1 vote:
Shining Wizard right now:

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2013-08-26 08:36:44 PM  
1 vote:

Eddie T. Head: Guess not.

Oh look, Miz won without using Figure Pi.

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2013-08-26 08:02:30 PM  
1 vote:

verbaltoxin: I forgot to mention this, but there's a rumor going 'round that this guy will be the 4th Shield member.

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No fatties in the Shield.
2013-08-26 08:01:46 PM  
1 vote:

The Bestest: what exactly do you call the new Show-Mizark team? Big'n'Strong?

I've already told you all - Wight Chocolate.
2013-08-26 07:57:26 PM  
1 vote:

my lip balm addiction: verbaltoxin: You know what? I was sitting on my pot, Ortoning, and I realized something. This pony business really has gone too far. I mean, is that all I am here, miserable little pile of secrets? About ponies? I'M A GROWN MAN, DAMMIT! I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS CARTOON PONY SH*T!!!

So tonight, I trade in my rainbow for two colors: black and white. That is, if you'll have a repentant soul such as myself?

We will gladly accept a pony free night from you VT. It is good you have seen the error of your ways. Come to the heel side - we have cookies!

#nPo 4Lyfe

F*CK YEAH, COOKIES! Ponies, sorry 'bout your damn luck.
2013-08-26 07:55:41 PM  
1 vote:

Karate Explosion: So, on twitter....

It took me 2 years to get 20 followers (It was private for about 16 months, to be fair...)

Since I started making fun of you lowers, I've doubled that in like, 3 months.

You guys are gonna push me to Lady Gaga level eventually..

I will climb to greatness over the blubbering masses

Jeebus Christ, you're not gonna twerk, are you?

/umm... are you?
2013-08-26 07:53:39 PM  
1 vote:
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2013-08-26 07:40:11 PM  
1 vote:

LucklessWonder: LAST MAN STANDING!

/What do you mean "too soon?"

My wife smilied sympathtically and a little sadly for some reason...
2013-08-26 07:39:35 PM  
1 vote:
Hi guys! How you doing?


the only thing worse than a wrestling fan is an Internet wrestling fan.

Confession time. I'm DolphinFan, and my spoilers for tonight are as follows:

1. Boring intro
2. Lame matches
3. Product plug (ad nauseum)
4. Piss poor main event

Hint: those are my spoilers up until Wrestlemania
2013-08-26 03:06:02 PM  
1 vote:

Fisty Bum: Hi, FWC.  How are things?

I need your collective advice.  I'm heading to the Toronto Raw on Sept. 9 and am in need of ideas for signs.  Clearly, I'm making both a FWC and Gredunza sign, but any other suggestions?

"Orton:  Corporate 'Bag'man"

"You blow out electric lamps"

"All hail REDACTED"

"Then.  Now.  Gagne"
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