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(Aero-News Newwork)   Flight Attendant: The attractive blonde in 14B says she has lost her artificial ocular implant. Pilot: Well, she did say she would keep an eye out for me   ( aero-news.net) divider line
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2013-08-26 11:38:39 AM  
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The flight takes a bump, and the implant pops up into the air in front of a male passenger who catches it, and returns it to its owner.
After the flight, she invites him for a drink to thank him.  They hit it off and begin dating.
Their dates go well, and she showers him with gifts, always pays at restaurants, opens doors for him, and introduces him to friends who hook him up with a great job.
Things are going so well, he wants to marry her, but he's curious why she's doing all this for him, so he asks her about it.
Him:  "Look at all the gifts you've bought me, and all the things you've done for me.  Why are you so nice to me?"
Her:  "Well, that first day we met. . . you really caught my eye."

Ba-dum-dum!  Ting!
-Tip your waitress, and try the veal!
2013-08-26 11:00:51 AM  
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God damn it...

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2013-08-26 10:03:31 AM  
1 vote:
I always wondered where those onions ended up.
2013-08-26 09:57:58 AM  
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