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(The Atlantic Wire)   If you really want to hear about it, the first thing you'll probably want to know is where I was born, and what my lousy childhood was like, that I wasn't going to publish more until I was dead, and all that David Copperfield kind of crap   ( divider line
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2013-08-26 09:12:37 AM  
I can't wait
2013-08-26 09:13:10 AM  
"The only good part of his speech was right in the middle of it. He was telling us all about what a swell guy he was, what a hot-shot and all, then all of a sudden this guy sitting in the row in front of me, Edgar Marsalla, laid this terrific fart. It was a very crude thing to do, in chapel and all, but it was also quite amusing. Old Marsalla. He damn near blew the roof off. Hardly anybody laughed out loud, and old Ossenburger made out like he didn't even hear it, but old Thurmer, the headmaster, was sitting right next to him on the rostrum and all, and you could tell he heard it. Boy, was he sore."

/my favorite passage from the Catcher in the Rye
2013-08-26 09:15:52 AM  
"Because I've got more stories than J.D.'s got Sallinger.  I hold the title, you are the challenger."
2013-08-26 09:18:09 AM  
Who wants to bet they all suck?
2013-08-26 09:28:22 AM  
No, no, Dickens wrote "David Copperfield" with *two* Ps.  This is "David Coperfield" with *one* P by Edmund Wells.
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