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2013-08-26 10:30:27 AM  
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SonOfSpam: How about the dicks who don't understand that the onramp is for getting up to highway speed before they merge, who instead creep along and try to merge in at 30 and then spend the next mile slowly getting up to 65. What are they, carrying nitroglycerin or something?

My mom never got this concept. She was terrified to drive, despite (or maybe because of) my dad trying to teach her. She'd get onto the highway on-ramp, and come to a dead stop at the top, waiting for a space. My dad would yell "Jesus Christ! There's a guy pulling out of his driveway in Nebraska right now! Are you gonna wait for him, too?!"
2013-08-26 10:07:10 AM  
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tripleseven: Fano: factoryconnection: The handicapped-parking scammers and merge-rushers deserve everyone's scorn.  The list was worthwhile, even if his example for #1 was too personal to be effective.

But mostly because of his rightful calling out of merge-rushers.  People trying to "win" at traffic are the cause of most of its problems.

The contra argument, that some dildo can't merge on to the highway without trying to go just at ramming speed to the car that's already on the highway, instead of merging in behind them, is left unsaid.

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On the highway, you're merging of a right exit.  It's backed up about a half mile.  I want to publicly beat the asshats who drive all the way down the left, and try to push their way in at the front.

Also, people who drive down the on ramp (ramping) to get 4 cars ahead in traffic.

You wouldn't walk to the front of a line fo rthe movies, etc. and just ease your way in, cause people WOULD beat you, however, a lot of people think its OK in a car.

oh my, while we're getting our hate on, how about assholes that remain in lanes that are closing out until the last possible second and then try to force their way in to the normal lane, even though there was a sign that said "lane closed, one mile." i don't mean folks who get trapped because there isn't a natural car length to squeeze in, and are waiting for the right chance. Jerks who made the decision to drive up an empty lane while everyone else merged as instructed. even worse, when dildos actually change lanes multiple times when all lanes are in gridlock, as though getting one car length in front means something.
2013-08-26 09:44:40 AM  
1 vote:
- People who sit on weight machines carrying on a conversation while others are waiting for the machine
- Inattentive drivers impeding traffic in the passing lane while talking on their cellphones

- Bicyclists
- Vegans
- Parents of children
2013-08-26 09:25:09 AM  
1 vote:

ReapTheChaos: If you're not in a wheelchair or using some other device to enable or assist mobility then you have no business parking in a handicapped space.

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