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(BBC)   Twenty-five million Americans want to have sex with robots. Amusing, Boobies, Dumbass, Fail, Interesting, Obvious, Sad, Scary, Sick, Silly, Strange, Stupid, Unlikely and Weird tags all appropriate   ( divider line
    More: Misc, Americans, Bell Labs, humanoid robot, I Robot, robots  
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2013-08-26 06:21:48 AM  
12 votes:

AndyChrist_AUS: [700x700 from 98bde6029acb125_z.jpg image 700x700]

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/This demographic is otherwise known as "men".
/Sign me up.
2013-08-26 06:37:57 AM  
9 votes:
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2013-08-26 09:16:05 AM  
6 votes:
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2013-08-26 05:36:41 AM  
6 votes:
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You can't stop the signal, baby.
2013-08-26 05:09:54 AM  
6 votes:
Twenty-five million Americans want to have sex with robots. Amusing, Boobies, Dumbass, Fail, Interesting, Obvious, Sad, Scary, Sick, Silly, Strange, Stupid, Unlikely and Weird tags all appropriate

Forgot one, Subby.

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2013-08-26 03:43:26 AM  
6 votes: Full Size
2013-08-26 02:46:41 AM  
6 votes:
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Robots, holograms... they're all pink on the inside, am I right guys?
2013-08-26 01:53:54 AM  
6 votes:
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2013-08-26 04:04:28 AM  
5 votes:

log_jammin: he's...fully functional.

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I am not programmed to respond in that area
2013-08-25 10:13:49 PM  
5 votes:
They should meet my wife.

2013-08-26 09:01:00 AM  
4 votes:

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2013-08-26 08:29:12 AM  
4 votes: Full Size
2013-08-26 03:24:17 AM  
4 votes:
"I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that."

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2013-08-26 03:24:06 AM  
4 votes:
There were many complaints.

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2013-08-26 12:00:17 AM  
4 votes:
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2013-08-26 10:05:38 AM  
3 votes:
I find the lack if Kwame in this thread disturbing.
2013-08-26 08:31:23 AM  
3 votes:
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2013-08-26 08:05:13 AM  
3 votes:
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2013-08-26 05:05:45 AM  
3 votes:
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2013-08-26 05:03:51 AM  
3 votes:

gerbilpox: Makes me think: "Harcourt Fenton Mudd, have you been drinking again?"

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Begun the Clone Wars have
2013-08-26 03:32:46 AM  
3 votes:

LowbrowDeluxe: Not a lot of ground left to cover without getting obscure.

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2013-08-26 01:53:34 AM  
3 votes:
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2013-08-25 11:23:10 PM  
3 votes:
I didn't think there were that many people on
2013-08-25 10:36:10 PM  
3 votes:

Weaver95: All of this has happened before...but the question remains - does all of this have to happen again?

That's the last frakking thing I need is for my sexbot to blow me...out an airlock.

/When it comes to talking toasters, I'm a waffle man.
2013-08-25 10:33:47 PM  
3 votes:
FTA: One of the best of the bunch is Japan's all singing and dancing female robot, HRP-4C, from the National Institute of Advanced Industrial Science and Technology (AIST).

The main drawback of this type of robot is that they have a very short battery life - they only last for about 20 minutes.

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2013-08-25 10:20:43 PM  
3 votes:
All of this has happened before...but the question remains - does all of this have to happen again?
2013-08-25 10:11:17 PM  
3 votes:
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2013-08-26 01:24:56 PM  
2 votes:
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2013-08-26 07:58:44 AM  
2 votes:
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I wouldn't try it if I were you...
2013-08-26 07:10:48 AM  
2 votes:
It doesn't stop at robots.

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2013-08-26 05:47:40 AM  
2 votes:
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2013-08-26 04:53:05 AM  
2 votes:

WeenerGord: log_jammin: he's...fully functional.

[720x530 from st/TOS7e.jpg image 720x530]

I am not programmed to respond in that area

Ugh. Makes me think: "Harcourt Fenton Mudd, have you been drinking again?"

Let's go with a better model:

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2013-08-26 04:33:00 AM  
2 votes:
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/i am disappoint
2013-08-26 04:18:14 AM  
2 votes:

Uncle Tractor: Millions of americans (and europeans) are already having sex with machines. Robots are the next logical step. No, not posting pics to prove my point.

I think we can guess from your handle.
2013-08-26 03:54:05 AM  
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2013-08-26 03:49:52 AM  
2 votes:
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Yar and Data
2013-08-25 11:14:42 PM  
2 votes:
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2013-08-25 11:00:41 PM  
2 votes:
I dunno man, the Cherry 2000 customer service center sucks hard. I don't want to have to chase down Melanie Griffith every time I need some spare parts.

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2013-08-26 05:20:26 PM  
1 vote:
Look if it's good enough for Harrison Ford ....

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sure beats the standard pleasure model Pris
2013-08-26 04:38:04 PM  
1 vote:
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2013-08-26 02:46:10 PM  
1 vote:
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Why not use the 'b00b!es' tag?... you know its only men buying these things

/anything that keeps losers in the basement & out of the gene pool is okay by me
//just please no video - ever
2013-08-26 01:38:36 PM  
1 vote: Full Size

Most important function.
2013-08-26 12:58:49 PM  
1 vote:
Want Subby?  It's already happening.  In fact, just last night I farked my Roomba.
2013-08-26 12:28:07 PM  
1 vote:
I know, I just don't care.  It's Summer Glau...

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2013-08-26 11:28:30 AM  
1 vote:
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2013-08-26 11:20:56 AM  
1 vote:
The only question I have is why did this take 153 post to show up?

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2013-08-26 11:12:51 AM  
1 vote:
I want this model.

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2013-08-26 10:54:46 AM  
1 vote:
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2013-08-26 10:34:46 AM  
1 vote:
Better use robot condoms, or you might end up with one of these...

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2013-08-26 10:13:13 AM  
1 vote:
Once you go zinc, you'll never go pink.
2013-08-26 10:01:13 AM  
1 vote:
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2013-08-26 08:46:15 AM  
1 vote:
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Q&D just like I like my robots!
2013-08-26 08:29:44 AM  
1 vote:
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2013-08-26 08:17:00 AM  
1 vote:
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Not amused by this thread
2013-08-26 08:06:39 AM  
1 vote:
yeah until the robot becomes too realistic and rejects them
2013-08-26 07:25:24 AM  
1 vote:
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It vibrates.
2013-08-26 07:22:48 AM  
1 vote:
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2013-08-26 06:59:32 AM  
1 vote:
Who can blame them? Humans are horrible people.
2013-08-26 06:57:03 AM  
1 vote:

ReapTheChaos: A robot is too much like having a wife/gf, you're stuck with that one model unless you trade it in, and who would buy a used sex robot? I'd prefer a holodeck so I can pick whatever fantasy suits my mood at the time.

Do you know what's better than a sex robot?
Two sex robots.
Collect em all!

Try that with real women and your house will end up on CNN.

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/Presuming these things come with a learning program, a used sex robot would be more interesting than a new one.
/and unlike real women, you can sterilize them properly.
2013-08-26 05:47:48 AM  
1 vote:

Lee Jackson Beauregard: [850x478 from /515_MadeToLove1.jpg image 850x478]

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2013-08-26 05:45:15 AM  
1 vote:
My Roomba is a dirty, dirty slut....
2013-08-26 05:44:22 AM  
1 vote:
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2013-08-26 04:33:14 AM  
1 vote:

Mr. Ekshun: Damn. I already made the "show someone my Wang" joke in a thread this week. If only I had another Wang...

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Hey, Wang, I think this club is restricted, so don't tell em you're Jewish, OK? Alright!
2013-08-26 04:23:06 AM  
1 vote:
25+ million Americans want to have sexual intercourse on their own terms.
2013-08-26 04:17:09 AM  
1 vote:

SilentStrider: Lack of disease

There might be some infection/contamination if you don't clean after use.

/People on Fark complain about having to wash their dick if they didn't get snipped
//And now you want them to remember to clean out the sex bot?
2013-08-26 03:59:25 AM  
1 vote:

wademh: [208x160 from image 208x160]
Yar and Data

he's...fully functional.
2013-08-26 03:41:12 AM  
1 vote: Full Size

looking for a date, huumon?
2013-08-26 03:16:06 AM  
1 vote:

Ghastly: [650x387 from g-top.jpg image 650x387]

Robots, holograms... they're all pink on the inside, am I right guys?

Holograms don't leave their vaginas in the sink.
2013-08-25 11:41:08 PM  
1 vote:
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2013-08-25 10:40:21 PM  
1 vote:
Buy it, use it, return for full refund.

How can you lose?
2013-08-25 10:30:46 PM  
1 vote:
I'll take a Cherry 2000 please.
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