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(Deadline)   American Idol hopes Dr. Luke is just the prescription the show needs to reignite the judge's table since Keith Urban and Jennifer Lopez aren't doing the trick   ( deadline.com) divider line
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Klippoklondike [TotalFark]
2013-08-25 02:03:29 PM  
FTFA: "Dr. Luke (real name Lukasz Gottwald) is one of the hottest producer-songwriters. He has more than 20 songs that have debuted atop the Billboard Hot 100, and his biggest hits include Kelly Clarkson's "Since U Been Gone", Flo Rida's "Right Round", Kei$ha's "Tik Tok", Katy Perry's "California Gurls", "I Kissed A Girl", "Teenage Dream", "Hot n Cold" and Part Of Me", Taio Cruz's "Dynamite", Avril Lavigne's "Girlfriend" and Britney Spears' "Circus"."

A resume like that is embarrassing, not something to be proud of.
 
EvilElecBlanket
2013-08-25 02:21:36 PM  
Dr. who?
 
baufan2005
2013-08-25 02:26:02 PM  
So they decided to deurbanize the judges panel after realizing that black people really don't watch American idol anyway.
 
Brick-House
2013-08-25 02:43:58 PM  
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Who???
 
johnnieconnie [TotalFark] [BareFark]
2013-08-25 03:05:52 PM  
I didn't understand any of the words in this headline.

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SVenus
2013-08-25 04:21:29 PM  

johnnieconnie: I didn't understand any of the words in this headline.

/?


A singing contest is attempting to reverse a ratings decline after making poor choices in previous seasons.

All indications are that additional poor choices continue to be made.
 
LewDux
2013-08-25 04:40:57 PM  

Klippoklondike: FTFA: "Dr. Luke (real name Lukasz Gottwald) is one of the hottest producer-songwriters. He has more than 20 songs that have debuted atop the Billboard Hot 100, and his biggest hits include Kelly Clarkson's "Since U Been Gone", Flo Rida's "Right Round", Kei$ha's "Tik Tok", Katy Perry's "California Gurls", "I Kissed A Girl", "Teenage Dream", "Hot n Cold" and Part Of Me", Taio Cruz's "Dynamite", Avril Lavigne's "Girlfriend" and Britney Spears' "Circus"."

A resume like that is embarrassing, not something to be proud of.


Being successful is embarrassing?
 
LewDux
2013-08-25 04:49:08 PM  
OK, I take it back, he's successful only because he's part of Agenda and Illuminati industry

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LewDux
2013-08-25 04:51:15 PM  
 
Klippoklondike [TotalFark]
2013-08-25 04:51:37 PM  

LewDux: Klippoklondike: FTFA: "Dr. Luke (real name Lukasz Gottwald) is one of the hottest producer-songwriters. He has more than 20 songs that have debuted atop the Billboard Hot 100, and his biggest hits include Kelly Clarkson's "Since U Been Gone", Flo Rida's "Right Round", Kei$ha's "Tik Tok", Katy Perry's "California Gurls", "I Kissed A Girl", "Teenage Dream", "Hot n Cold" and Part Of Me", Taio Cruz's "Dynamite", Avril Lavigne's "Girlfriend" and Britney Spears' "Circus"."

A resume like that is embarrassing, not something to be proud of.

Being successful is embarrassing?


As far as quality of his products, that is embarrassing.  Though I guess if there are people willing to buy it, might as well take their money.
 
LewDux
2013-08-25 05:05:25 PM  

Klippoklondike: LewDux: Klippoklondike: FTFA: "Dr. Luke (real name Lukasz Gottwald) is one of the hottest producer-songwriters. He has more than 20 songs that have debuted atop the Billboard Hot 100, and his biggest hits include Kelly Clarkson's "Since U Been Gone", Flo Rida's "Right Round", Kei$ha's "Tik Tok", Katy Perry's "California Gurls", "I Kissed A Girl", "Teenage Dream", "Hot n Cold" and Part Of Me", Taio Cruz's "Dynamite", Avril Lavigne's "Girlfriend" and Britney Spears' "Circus"."

A resume like that is embarrassing, not something to be proud of.

Being successful is embarrassing?

As far as quality of his products, that is embarrassing.  Though I guess if there are people willing to buy it, might as well take their money.


That's like saying that quality of General Motors buses is embarrassing because they can't be used for NASCAR races
 
Bslim
2013-08-25 05:21:24 PM  

LewDux: Klippoklondike: FTFA: "Dr. Luke (real name Lukasz Gottwald) is one of the hottest producer-songwriters. He has more than 20 songs that have debuted atop the Billboard Hot 100, and his biggest hits include Kelly Clarkson's "Since U Been Gone", Flo Rida's "Right Round", Kei$ha's "Tik Tok", Katy Perry's "California Gurls", "I Kissed A Girl", "Teenage Dream", "Hot n Cold" and Part Of Me", Taio Cruz's "Dynamite", Avril Lavigne's "Girlfriend" and Britney Spears' "Circus"."

A resume like that is embarrassing, not something to be proud of.

Being successful is embarrassing?


Successful at what, exactly?
 
LewDux
2013-08-25 05:24:07 PM  

Bslim: LewDux: Klippoklondike: FTFA: "Dr. Luke (real name Lukasz Gottwald) is one of the hottest producer-songwriters. He has more than 20 songs that have debuted atop the Billboard Hot 100, and his biggest hits include Kelly Clarkson's "Since U Been Gone", Flo Rida's "Right Round", Kei$ha's "Tik Tok", Katy Perry's "California Gurls", "I Kissed A Girl", "Teenage Dream", "Hot n Cold" and Part Of Me", Taio Cruz's "Dynamite", Avril Lavigne's "Girlfriend" and Britney Spears' "Circus"."

A resume like that is embarrassing, not something to be proud of.

Being successful is embarrassing?

Successful at what, exactly?


At what he does
 
Archimedes' Principal
2013-08-25 09:38:09 PM  
Time to bring in Lewis Black & Louis C.K. as A.I. judges.

/Oh, and Honey Boo Boo too. Just an addition to stay true to their real target audience.
 
Red_Fox
2013-08-26 02:21:15 PM  
his biggest hits include Kelly Clarkson's "Since U Been Gone", Flo Rida's "Right Round", Kei$ha's "Tik Tok", Katy Perry's "California Gurls", "I Kissed A Girl", "Teenage Dream", "Hot n Cold" and Part Of Me", Taio Cruz's "Dynamite", Avril Lavigne's "Girlfriend" and Britney Spears' "Circus".


You son of a ......

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/Right Round is a complete farking ripoff of an 80's song so I dunno why he'd be especially proud of that.
 
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