Dadoody: The body was hers. The person who has turned up is an alien clone.
ShamanGator: OK so what if they open the grave, and, there's no body.
DORMAMU: They just want to ensure continuation of service.
Barfmaker: Oh man, then who did I fark?
xaldin: Barfmaker: Oh man, then who did I fark?The same real doll you always fark. Go have another drink, you're already wasted so a little more won't hurt.
DORMAMU: And this is why verizon never closes accounts... even if there is a death certificate.They just want to ensure continuation of service.
Nidiot: Soooo.... can't you simply kill the one that just showed up? I mean officially, she's dead already.
GBB: Nidiot: Soooo.... can't you simply kill the one that just showed up? I mean officially, she's dead already.Pretty much. You can't murder someone who's dead already.
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