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(NBC San Diego)   Quote of the day: "It's crummy to sneak into a 90-year-old widow's home in the dead of night and steal her Lorax"   ( nbcsandiego.com) divider line
    More: Interesting, Lorax, Dr. Seuss, La Jolla, San Diego Police Department  
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2013-08-22 12:53:20 PM  
And wipe off on the curtains afterwards....
2013-08-22 12:55:01 PM  
They keep referring to the "Tipster" is that some new informant version of hipster?
2013-08-22 12:58:09 PM  
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2013-08-22 01:00:31 PM  
Don't knock it, subby. Teenagers will pay over $30 per pill for the 5mg Lorax.
2013-08-22 01:01:50 PM  
Hooray! "Mayor" Filner is out the door at last.

yes, yes, happy about the lorax
2013-08-22 01:04:16 PM  
Unless you're gonna help fix the Borfin again.
2013-08-22 01:06:39 PM  
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2013-08-22 01:11:49 PM  
Should have cleaned out the Woset in her Closet.
2013-08-22 01:34:33 PM  
According to San Diego police, although the statue was reported missing, all that the thieve left there in that mess was a small pile of rocks with the one word, "unless."
2013-08-22 01:35:28 PM  
That should be thieves*
2013-08-22 01:36:06 PM  
Had to steal it. He couldn't find the shell of a great-great-grandfather snail
2013-08-22 01:58:21 PM  
Really, how bad can he be, he's just doing what comes natually.
2013-08-22 02:16:02 PM  

highendmighty: Should have cleaned out the Woset in her Closet.

And the thrunt in her...garden.
2013-08-22 02:28:05 PM  
Anything in America not nailed down or otherwise protected WILL be stolen.
That's just a known fact.
2013-08-22 02:29:04 PM  
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2013-08-22 03:50:55 PM  
Thank goodness.  I thought that was going to be slang for a merkin.
2013-08-23 12:48:15 AM  
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I am the Lorax!

I speak for the trees!

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