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(Al Jazeera)   Manning's future leaks will be done sitting down   ( divider line
    More: Repeat, David Coombs, Fort Leavenworth, Pfc, military prison, Bradley Manning  
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3879 clicks; posted to Main » on 22 Aug 2013 at 12:34 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-08-22 12:39:49 PM  
8 votes:
I'm not subby, but I'll pull an Assange and take credit for all the work someone else did.
2013-08-22 12:52:09 PM  
5 votes:
His guards will henceforth be called "Chelsea Handler".
2013-08-22 12:40:45 PM  
4 votes:
And this is why women shouldn't be allowed in the military.
2013-08-22 12:36:55 PM  
4 votes:
The Broncos are screwed this year.

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2013-08-22 01:32:24 PM  
3 votes:
I'm glad to see Manning exercising zir's relatively high-extreme normative class and race privileges to start ou's transition in such a supportive setting.

However, as a transethnic autistic pangender asexual genderqueer demiromantic otherkin(cat genera), I'm afraid there's just not a lot of support out there for me and my kind. We are actually oppressed unlike white middle class folks with access to top-notch medical care and facilities like ze has thanks to zir's service in the Army. I could never, ever serve in the Army thanks to my innate nature as a class and race ally to people opressed by te US around the world. It would literally disable me.

So I think a little recognition of my daily struggles with psychonormative, militarinormative, heteronormative, homonormative, transnormative, ethnonormative, ableist, racist, classist, sizest, speciest attitudes that can make my life a living hell is well deserved before we have to cater to a transformer like Manning.

Manning's kind of mild oppression doesn't even register for me on the daily, y'all. I'm in real pain here.
2013-08-22 12:54:35 PM  
2 votes:
On an unrelated note - hey, an All Jazzera link! I work with a bunch of rednecks, and yesterday I had fun trolling them with the news that AJAM is available on our local cable network. Oh, the hue and cry that arose from my office... it was truly enjoyable.
2013-08-22 12:40:45 PM  
2 votes: Full Size

Id hit it, hope she doesn't have those sharp knees
2013-08-22 06:51:46 PM  
1 vote:
NOW... Deal with THIS!

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2013-08-22 05:30:46 PM  
1 vote:
So it's Chelsea Womanning now?
2013-08-22 04:24:03 PM  
1 vote:
Dude, you're doing it wrong.  You're supposed to find religion before you're shipped off to prison, not your feminine side.
2013-08-22 03:35:43 PM  
1 vote:

Fubegra: Andrew Wiggin: cman: transformer

looks like you blew a transformer.

Driving a Chrysler product?

That is a really weird way to spell "Cadillac".
2013-08-22 03:15:54 PM  
1 vote:

Frankentots: Subby here.  I'm glad my first green was so well received.

Thanks for the TF guys.

That's what happens when you make us spit out our morning coffee.
2013-08-22 01:45:45 PM  
1 vote:
Chelsea Manning as a dude is still better looking than Chelsea Clinton will ever be.
2013-08-22 01:26:39 PM  
1 vote:
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2013-08-22 01:12:20 PM  
1 vote:

cman: This thread started as a tribute to subby and subby's excellent headline and then evolved into transformer bashing.

I know I know, Welcome to Fark

So you are saying this thread would be better with less dick?
2013-08-22 01:12:18 PM  
1 vote:

cman: transformer

looks like you blew a transformer.

nah, it's just a little ice cream.
2013-08-22 01:08:55 PM  
1 vote:
This thread started as a tribute to subby and subby's excellent headline and then evolved into transformer bashing.

I know I know, Welcome to Fark
2013-08-22 12:56:27 PM  
1 vote:
So, let's see if I understand this correctly:

If you're born ugly, stupid, or of a particular ethnicity, you have to keep it.  But you can change the gender you were born with?

The day I start calling Manning "she" is the day I can have surgery and tell everyone that I'm Japanese.
2013-08-22 12:54:21 PM  
1 vote:

comhcinc: I must be from the future without knowing it. I was sure I knew about this for months now and yet everyone else is treating this like new information.

/Serious didn't we already know this about Manning?
// Am I from the future?

Your first mistake was to come here looking for news.
2013-08-22 12:48:48 PM  
1 vote:
Free Republic is as sane as always on the subject:

This crazy summabiatch comes up with "I am really a woman, and I want to be called Chelsea", and already NBC is calling the fool "her".

This is a man, crazy as a June bug, but a man , and no amount of surgery Hormone treatments, mutilation or anything else will make him a woman.

He may be even uglier than Chelsea Clinton, but he is still biologically a man.

Living proof that "gays in the military" are not to be trusted with national security and never should be, for reasons that have more to do with their psychological instability.

So now this confused individual will become much sought after by journalists. I only hope the army will restrict visits by the press.

For any liberal reading this. There is no such thing as a sex change operation. Sex is written in the chromosomes. No one can change his/her/its chromosomes. Taking hormones doesn't change it. Cutting off or grafting organs doesn't change it.

Will the army put him in a women's prison? A men's?

Regardless, he/she/it will be out of prison in 5 years.
2013-08-22 12:45:42 PM  
1 vote:
It's every man's right to have a baby if he wants them.
2013-08-22 12:45:13 PM  
1 vote:
I am pretty sure he is doing this to keep his ass out of general population, you know away from the rape.
2013-08-22 12:44:01 PM  
1 vote:
Do you think if we had greater transsexual acceptance in the U.S., that manning wouldn't have done what he did?
2013-08-22 11:59:03 AM  
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