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(Chicago Trib)   Unemployment website now available in Klingon, because clearly people who can speak a made-up language will be unemployed   ( chicagotribune.com) divider line
    More: Silly, Klingons, e-government, unemployment, Secretary of State for Employment  
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2013-08-22 10:07:05 AM  
3 votes:
Today..is a good day to get a job
2013-08-22 09:52:23 AM  
3 votes:
The toughest part about speaking Klingon is telling your parents you're gay.

/oldie but a goodie
2013-08-22 09:48:06 AM  
3 votes:
A klingon would never be unemployed, they would make great managers for fast food restaurants or telemarketing companies.
2013-08-22 10:32:30 AM  
2 votes:
If that idiot Roddenberry had just made Klingon the same as Cantonese there'd be almost no Trekkie unemployment.  Though the Chinese would probably hate us a lot more than they already do.
2013-08-22 09:42:46 AM  
2 votes:
There is really only one response to that...
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2013-08-22 09:40:32 AM  
2 votes:
What's Klingon for "You've wasted your life, you neckbeard-wearing fatass?"
2013-08-22 10:56:36 AM  
1 vote:

jonmurr: Are not all languages "made up" ?

No.  Languages evolve.  What we have as langauges now may have started out with a few grunts, but have morhped into what we have now.

Made up languages are those that take a common language that already exists and simply come up with new terms and words for usage.   Like Klingon, for instance.  That one didn't evolve, it was made up based on existing rules in existing langauges.
2013-08-22 09:52:01 AM  
1 vote:
All languages are made up.
2013-08-22 09:49:08 AM  
1 vote:
Shaka, when the walls fell.
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