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(Guardian)   Is there any ISO standard on when a bear can be considered problematic?   ( theguardian.com) divider line
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2013-08-22 08:03:57 AM  
Keep white people away from bears.
2013-08-22 08:09:06 AM  
When they are drunk and horny?
2013-08-22 08:19:47 AM  
2013-08-22 08:22:09 AM  
Encourage hikers to wear a little bell around their neck. This will not stop the bear from eating them, but when authorities examine bear scat and find little bells, they'll have a better count on how many hikers are being eaten.
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2013-08-22 08:35:09 AM  
Could we refrain from ISO references, please?  I come here to get away from that crap for a few minutes a day.  Don't make me fill out an incident report. :)
2013-08-22 08:41:28 AM  
Oh yeah, that'll be ISO 133412: Bear and bear-related organizational codes
2013-08-22 08:43:21 AM  

Arkanaut: Oh yeah, that'll be ISO 133412: Bear and bear-related organizational codes

That was changed to ASTM B-547
2013-08-22 08:47:51 AM  
It's in the general lists for NJ, but not near the toxic smell section.

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2013-08-22 08:51:03 AM  
2013-08-22 08:55:19 AM  
"Badly Behaved Bears"
voted best  ghey pron of 2010.

\not that I saw it...
\\a friend told me
\\\don't judge!
2013-08-22 09:09:48 AM  
That information is on a need to know basis, subby. Please fill out Form C pursuant to 108732 and give it to your supervisor for review.
2013-08-22 09:15:49 AM  
Sadly, if you follow the links below TFA, you'll find that bear M13 was something of a local celebrity, having helped solve a missing person case.

RIP Inspector Bear.
2013-08-22 10:04:44 AM  
ISO 17025

/my current nightmare
2013-08-22 10:09:53 AM  
that depends on where the bears are.  if they are in a data center that house customer data, it might fall under PCI.
2013-08-22 11:24:44 AM  

SirAdrianDangerous: "Badly Behaved Bears"
voted best  ghey pron of 2010.

\not that I saw it...
\\a friend told me
\\\don't judge!

Meh the sequel, "Badly Behaved Italian Bears" is better. The things they do to that little Swiss dude, well I have new moves to try at the next Catholic Priests party
2013-08-22 01:57:40 PM  
A badly behaved bear is considered problematic when the person in charge or the conservation officer can make a few bucks selling bear parts to the Chinese black market.

/Human horn is also quite the aphrodisiac
2013-08-22 04:43:15 PM  
Yes, they are NOT allowed to ride in the handicap seats on mass transportation.
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