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(Telegraph)   So, what do dentures, onions and a box of dried fish all have in common? No, your mom is not involved   ( telegraph.co.uk) divider line
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2013-08-22 01:37:02 AM  
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I was once on a flight into Alaska a few years ago. Was last off the plane and found a portable DVD player just sitting there. I picked it up, meaning to turn it in to lost and found, but forgot about it until I made it to my hotel room and unpacked later that night.

Curious, I opened it up, and there was some Nickelodeon-style kids DVD in it, and I immediately felt guilty for forgetting to turn it in. I vowed to return it to whomever had misplaced it. Curious as to the content of this kid-friendly DVD I was determined to return to its rightful owner, I powered up the DVD player. I was greeted by the most horrendous depravity in porn you could imagine. I don't think you could even call it porn at this point, you'd have to make up a new word for the f*cked up stuff on that DVD. Some sicko stuck a "Yo Gabba Gabba" sticker on what was, I kid you not, the most depraved, horrific smut on the planet.

I still have nightmares.
2013-08-22 12:36:52 AM  
2 votes:
They've all been up submitter's ass?
2013-08-22 12:46:01 AM  
1 vote:
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Chompers, belt, and lunch
2013-08-22 12:36:42 AM  
1 vote:
They are all items I have in my mouth at this very moment.

Hello ladies!
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